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Old 01-16-2007, 03:04 PM   #1
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3 Bangs away From 100 Chicks Slammed

I'm 23. To some of you it may be disgusting, to others, i appreciate the read. I just thought I would let everyone know after i bang three more girls i will have banged 100 chicks in my life.

For some of you, "cough" "talent" "cough", its not a big deal, but for others, including myself it is.

Through High school i was a dork of all dorks. Went to class, smoked pot, went home to my computer and basicly learned whatever i could related to the internet and computers with the assistance of a substantial amount of jolt cola.

However, I guess time in the navy and the numerous college parties I attended paid off and my personality and crave for social endeveors have increased substantialy.

My x-wife (official dec 5) was the 9th slut I banged in my life. If any of you have read previous posts of mine, I recently got a divorce because of her inability to control her urges online, fuckin myspace. Anyhoot, I went off the deep end, and basicly started whoring it. Before moving to my current residence, i banged like 15 girls in a couple of months. Then I came out of my shell and since that time have railed 73 girls in 4.5 months time.

I've got a great life, a great job, great friends, and I love where I am at with my work. I know if I dedicate myself my future is endless. That and its five am here and I have nothing else to talk about. On that note, I'm out. Hope you enjoyed the read.
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:08 PM   #2
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:10 PM   #3
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You very specifically need some professional help, and I don't mean Wilt Chamberland.
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:14 PM   #4
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You are a dirty dirty man

btw if you weren't - we wouldn't be friends
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:14 PM   #5
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:17 PM   #6
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You very specifically need some professional help, and I don't mean Wilt Chamberland.
Well, why do you think I have this tattooed on my back?

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Old 01-16-2007, 03:20 PM   #7
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:22 PM   #8
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wow.. congrats dude! I'm sure that'll be one to write home about..

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Old 01-16-2007, 03:23 PM   #9
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:25 PM   #10
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i will admit, ive paid for a few, but look where i am at, besides you cant beat a soapy. The beauty of it is that I have dropped 40lbs since internext in florida so I'm not lookin to shabby lately, and the majority of the fuckers over here are old retired farts banging young girls. They see me, the young guy, and its on like donkey kong. No game neccessary, just a lift of the eyebrow, a dirty look, wam bam thank you mam.
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:26 PM   #11
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:27 PM   #12
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:30 PM   #13
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good job Big D. You should go for 1000 next
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:31 PM   #14
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if you are just trying to see how many different chicks you can bang it should still count.
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not to shabby how many in one day?
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:35 PM   #16
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:52 PM   #17
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not to shabby how many in one day?
banged three bitches from the club new years night, thats a couple of days to remember. I think thats the most in one day as well.
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Great, now go get tested for HPV and Chlymida before you nail #100.
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I prefer quality over quantity anyday. You must have banged some damn ugly hos, sorry man
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:58 PM   #20
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I prefer quality over quantity anyday. You must have banged some damn ugly hos, sorry man

Hey, quality is number one, cant deny that fact. But at the same time the ugly ones were at the beginning. The wife was the start of the hotties and I havent looked back sense. Besides, Im sure there is a large ratio of men out there that have fluffed a few fatties out there.
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You should just go buy 3 hookers to round it off and celebrate!
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Hey, quality is number one, cant deny that fact. But at the same time the ugly ones were at the beginning. The wife was the start of the hotties and I havent looked back sense. Besides, Im sure there is a large ratio of men out there that have fluffed a few fatties out there.
haha, I need to see some proof of banging 73 hot chicks in 4 months. No offense but you are not only a redhead, but also beefy, two things hot chicks usually dont go for.
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You should just go buy 3 hookers to round it off and celebrate!
ya know the thought crossed my mind, i think ill do that saturday night as i have way too much fuckin work to do through the rest of the week, hell ive been sitting in front of this god damn machine for 14 hours now trying to catch up. Might as well let the party build up and have a fuckin blast
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haha, I need to see some proof of banging 73 hot chicks in 4 months. No offense but you are not only a redhead, but also beefy, two things hot chicks usually dont go for.
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ya know the thought crossed my mind, i think ill do that saturday night as i have way too much fuckin work to do through the rest of the week, hell ive been sitting in front of this god damn machine for 14 hours now trying to catch up. Might as well let the party build up and have a fuckin blast
welllllll, just another note too, check my myspace. http://www.myspace.com Its not about the looks sometimes man, its about how you present yourself, and from what I have come to learn is if you have that "my shit dont stink" attitude, many women notice the confidence and will give into anything, well unless you look like a complete piece of shit.
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73 girls in 4 months isint bad... id be out of a job though if tahts all I banged.. hahaha also dood look where you live.. thailand... every time I travel to thailand we turn and burn... nail as many as possiable in a day without getting the burn... my record is pretty good so far only beattin by one person... I asay keep up the good work and try to make it a different girl every night.. I have been doing that since 01 different girl every night of the week sometimes 2 I have taken a few weeks off here and there.. but my number stands at avg of bangin a girl a day 7 days a week since jan1 2001
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Hey, look! Another lowlife whoremonger! An abusive piece of corrupted crap!

You look unattractive (from behind, but I'm pretty sure that goes for the frontal view as well), regardless of whatever you may be thinking. You know just as well as I do you've (indirectly) paid for most, if not all of the sex you've had with Thai hookers. Such promiscuous behaviour is nothing to be proud of. To prove to everyone how much of a moron you are, you're even counting!
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Hey, look! Another lowlife whoremonger! An abusive piece of corrupted crap!

You look unattractive (from behind, but I'm pretty sure that goes for the frontal view as well), regardless of whatever you may be thinking. You know just as well as I do you've (indirectly) paid for most, if not all of the sex you've had with Thai hookers. Such promiscuous behaviour is nothing to be proud of. To prove to everyone how much of a moron you are, you're even counting!
hahaha, here come the haters, hey man, its your opinion, i have mine, but i can pretty much guarantee you your sitting there on your fat ass protesting my post for the simple fact that you havent been laid in a month. Oh well, your opinion inflicts no shame on me whatsoever.

Danza, Ive heard the stories bro, hows things going for ya?
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hahaha, here come the haters, hey man, its your opinion, i have mine, but i can pretty much guarantee you your sitting there on your fat ass protesting my post for the simple fact that you havent been laid in a month. Oh well, your opinion inflicts no shame on me whatsoever.

Danza, Ive heard the stories bro, hows things going for ya?
I'm happy to be at near perfect weight, I'm not badlooking and not interested in "cheap bangs", as you would call it. I'm happy to know real love.
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You're obviously very insecure too. Damn, what a pathetic loser. The reason I always flame so much is that I find behaviour by people (or is it animals) like you very unjust towards others (such as Thai).
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Make this a proof fact thread start taking a pic of each one .
Or hell start the video porn and at least make something of these conquests, other then the standard nutsak release. Any one can do that with their right hand Any one can go to thailand and do a hundred in a few days or weeks step it up monitize this action.
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I'm happy to be at near perfect weight, I'm not badlooking and not interested in "cheap bangs", as you would call it. I'm happy to know real love.
ya know, i expected a comment back to me exactly like that, ive been married, ive known real love, but guess what, i prefer more pussy than real love, it all goes back to a matter of opinion, and as I said before, I really could give a shit about yours or anyone else's for that matter. Not that I'm not appreciative from the numerous congrats ive got from my fellow gfyers.

On another note pal, since that "beefy" picture was taken of me about oh 3 1/2 months ago, ive dropped like 30 lbs, and i do have the pics to back it up.

So sit there near your perfect weight and your "true love" and dis all you want, but I know that I do have my fellow supporters in the cause of slaying as much of the pink ride with the slide as possible.
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Do you care to share some of your techinques?
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ya know, i expected a comment back to me exactly like that, ive been married, ive known real love, but guess what, i prefer more pussy than real love, it all goes back to a matter of opinion, and as I said before, I really could give a shit about yours or anyone else's for that matter. Not that I'm not appreciative from the numerous congrats ive got from my fellow gfyers.

On another note pal, since that "beefy" picture was taken of me about oh 3 1/2 months ago, ive dropped like 30 lbs, and i do have the pics to back it up.

So sit there near your perfect weight and your "true love" and dis all you want, but I know that I do have my fellow supporters in the cause of slaying as much of the pink ride with the slide as possible.
Hahaha what a pathetic loser trying to prove himself! Anyway, I'm off, as I'm kind of embarrassed to be arguing with idiots like you and your fellow whoremongers in this thread.
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You're obviously very insecure too. Damn, what a pathetic loser. The reason I always flame so much is that I find behaviour by people (or is it animals) like you very unjust towards others (such as Thai).
Rhesus, I've missed you. When are you going to meet me in Cambodia to bareback fuck some sex slaves in the ass? You've been saying for a while now that you can't wait to do it. Just act on it man, you will feel much better about yourself.

Big D... Rhesus likes to rear his head with his holier than thou attitude to bash anyone who enjoys paying for sex. The more you reply, the more he comes at you. It's best to just e-mail him photos (at the addy in his sig) of Thai teen trannys sucking off old men. He likes that.
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Although you're 23 , you have the maturity level of a thirteen year old.
Your life seems to be directed by your dick, rather than your brain.

You're a stud with such a great personality, yet can't keep a wife or a steady girlfriend interested. You talk about attending "college parties" , but I see no mention of any degree. Try putting "I banged a hundred hoes" on your resume, and see what that gets you.

Yawn... ; I'm underwhelmed.

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Make this a proof fact thread start taking a pic of each one .
Or hell start the video porn and at least make something of these conquests, other then the standard nutsak release. Any one can do that with their right hand Any one can go to thailand and do a hundred in a few days or weeks step it up monitize this action.
On a whim im deciding to qoute myself after which I will begin talking to myself To much Beer.
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I heard red heads can't get HIV from Thai whores. You're in the clear.
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