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Big_D 01-16-2007 03:04 PM

3 Bangs away From 100 Chicks Slammed
 
I'm 23. To some of you it may be disgusting, to others, i appreciate the read. I just thought I would let everyone know after i bang three more girls i will have banged 100 chicks in my life.

For some of you, "cough" "talent" "cough", its not a big deal, but for others, including myself it is.

Through High school i was a dork of all dorks. Went to class, smoked pot, went home to my computer and basicly learned whatever i could related to the internet and computers with the assistance of a substantial amount of jolt cola.

However, I guess time in the navy and the numerous college parties I attended paid off and my personality and crave for social endeveors have increased substantialy.

My x-wife (official dec 5) was the 9th slut I banged in my life. If any of you have read previous posts of mine, I recently got a divorce because of her inability to control her urges online, fuckin myspace. Anyhoot, I went off the deep end, and basicly started whoring it. Before moving to my current residence, i banged like 15 girls in a couple of months. Then I came out of my shell and since that time have railed 73 girls in 4.5 months time.

I've got a great life, a great job, great friends, and I love where I am at with my work. I know if I dedicate myself my future is endless. That and its five am here and I have nothing else to talk about. On that note, I'm out. Hope you enjoyed the read.

SomeCreep 01-16-2007 03:08 PM

You're the man now dawg.

RawAlex 01-16-2007 03:10 PM

You very specifically need some professional help, and I don't mean Wilt Chamberland.

HammerALL 01-16-2007 03:14 PM

You are a dirty dirty man

btw if you weren't - we wouldn't be friends :winkwink:

Waveu6410 01-16-2007 03:14 PM

Now that's just sad! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Big_D 01-16-2007 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 11740784)
You very specifically need some professional help, and I don't mean Wilt Chamberland.

Well, why do you think I have this tattooed on my back?

http://www.bigdbitches.com/pictures/misguided.jpg

MandyBlake 01-16-2007 03:20 PM

umm congrats? :)

_Richard_ 01-16-2007 03:22 PM

wow.. congrats dude! I'm sure that'll be one to write home about..

R

Boobs 01-16-2007 03:23 PM

lol great achivement!

Big_D 01-16-2007 03:25 PM

i will admit, ive paid for a few, but look where i am at, besides you cant beat a soapy. The beauty of it is that I have dropped 40lbs since internext in florida so I'm not lookin to shabby lately, and the majority of the fuckers over here are old retired farts banging young girls. They see me, the young guy, and its on like donkey kong. No game neccessary, just a lift of the eyebrow, a dirty look, wam bam thank you mam.

gimo33 01-16-2007 03:26 PM

proof?....

MattO 01-16-2007 03:27 PM

It doesn't count if you pay.

Brad 01-16-2007 03:30 PM

good job Big D. You should go for 1000 next

Brad 01-16-2007 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO (Post 11740892)
It doesn't count if you pay.

if you are just trying to see how many different chicks you can bang it should still count.

bareskin 01-16-2007 03:33 PM

not to shabby how many in one day?

HighSociety 01-16-2007 03:35 PM

hahaha congrats on 100

Big_D 01-16-2007 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bareskin (Post 11740926)
not to shabby how many in one day?

banged three bitches from the club new years night, thats a couple of days to remember. I think thats the most in one day as well.

Cyndalie 01-16-2007 03:53 PM

Great, now go get tested for HPV and Chlymida before you nail #100.

Mr. E 01-16-2007 03:55 PM

I prefer quality over quantity anyday. You must have banged some damn ugly hos, sorry man :winkwink:

Big_D 01-16-2007 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. E (Post 11741071)
I prefer quality over quantity anyday. You must have banged some damn ugly hos, sorry man :winkwink:


Hey, quality is number one, cant deny that fact. But at the same time the ugly ones were at the beginning. The wife was the start of the hotties and I havent looked back sense. Besides, Im sure there is a large ratio of men out there that have fluffed a few fatties out there.

KingK7 01-16-2007 04:04 PM

You should just go buy 3 hookers to round it off and celebrate!

Mr. E 01-16-2007 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741081)
Hey, quality is number one, cant deny that fact. But at the same time the ugly ones were at the beginning. The wife was the start of the hotties and I havent looked back sense. Besides, Im sure there is a large ratio of men out there that have fluffed a few fatties out there.

haha, I need to see some proof of banging 73 hot chicks in 4 months. No offense but you are not only a redhead, but also beefy, two things hot chicks usually dont go for. :)

Big_D 01-16-2007 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7 (Post 11741102)
You should just go buy 3 hookers to round it off and celebrate!

ya know the thought crossed my mind, i think ill do that saturday night as i have way too much fuckin work to do through the rest of the week, hell ive been sitting in front of this god damn machine for 14 hours now trying to catch up. Might as well let the party build up and have a fuckin blast

Big_D 01-16-2007 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. E (Post 11741128)
haha, I need to see some proof of banging 73 hot chicks in 4 months. No offense but you are not only a redhead, but also beefy, two things hot chicks usually dont go for. :)

plan a vacation to where i reside

BradM 01-16-2007 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33 (Post 11740889)
proof?....

Proof is the Aids.

Big_D 01-16-2007 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741134)
ya know the thought crossed my mind, i think ill do that saturday night as i have way too much fuckin work to do through the rest of the week, hell ive been sitting in front of this god damn machine for 14 hours now trying to catch up. Might as well let the party build up and have a fuckin blast

welllllll, just another note too, check my myspace. http://www.myspace.com Its not about the looks sometimes man, its about how you present yourself, and from what I have come to learn is if you have that "my shit dont stink" attitude, many women notice the confidence and will give into anything, well unless you look like a complete piece of shit.

Big_D 01-16-2007 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 11741140)
Proof is the Aids.

condom every time, i may be in the biz, but im not into creampies

The Sultan Of Smut 01-16-2007 04:20 PM

Don't listen to the haters, congrats!

DirtyDanza 01-16-2007 04:20 PM

73 girls in 4 months isint bad... id be out of a job though if tahts all I banged.. hahaha also dood look where you live.. thailand... every time I travel to thailand we turn and burn... nail as many as possiable in a day without getting the burn... my record is pretty good so far only beattin by one person... I asay keep up the good work and try to make it a different girl every night.. I have been doing that since 01 different girl every night of the week sometimes 2 I have taken a few weeks off here and there.. but my number stands at avg of bangin a girl a day 7 days a week since jan1 2001

Rhesus 01-16-2007 04:26 PM

Hey, look! Another lowlife whoremonger! An abusive piece of corrupted crap!

You look unattractive (from behind, but I'm pretty sure that goes for the frontal view as well), regardless of whatever you may be thinking. You know just as well as I do you've (indirectly) paid for most, if not all of the sex you've had with Thai hookers. Such promiscuous behaviour is nothing to be proud of. To prove to everyone how much of a moron you are, you're even counting!

sh33p 01-16-2007 04:27 PM

He probably nailed 85 of his hoes at the local indian reservation.

Big_D 01-16-2007 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 11741204)
Hey, look! Another lowlife whoremonger! An abusive piece of corrupted crap!

You look unattractive (from behind, but I'm pretty sure that goes for the frontal view as well), regardless of whatever you may be thinking. You know just as well as I do you've (indirectly) paid for most, if not all of the sex you've had with Thai hookers. Such promiscuous behaviour is nothing to be proud of. To prove to everyone how much of a moron you are, you're even counting!

hahaha, here come the haters, hey man, its your opinion, i have mine, but i can pretty much guarantee you your sitting there on your fat ass protesting my post for the simple fact that you havent been laid in a month. Oh well, your opinion inflicts no shame on me whatsoever.

Danza, Ive heard the stories bro, hows things going for ya?

crockett 01-16-2007 04:36 PM

Thai hookers don't count..

Rhesus 01-16-2007 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741227)
hahaha, here come the haters, hey man, its your opinion, i have mine, but i can pretty much guarantee you your sitting there on your fat ass protesting my post for the simple fact that you havent been laid in a month. Oh well, your opinion inflicts no shame on me whatsoever.

Danza, Ive heard the stories bro, hows things going for ya?

I'm happy to be at near perfect weight, I'm not badlooking and not interested in "cheap bangs", as you would call it. I'm happy to know real love.

Klen 01-16-2007 04:37 PM

You are realy lucky :)

Rhesus 01-16-2007 04:38 PM

You're obviously very insecure too. Damn, what a pathetic loser. The reason I always flame so much is that I find behaviour by people (or is it animals) like you very unjust towards others (such as Thai).

beerdude 01-16-2007 04:43 PM

Make this a proof fact thread start taking a pic of each one .
Or hell start the video porn and at least make something of these conquests, other then the standard nutsak release. Any one can do that with their right hand Any one can go to thailand and do a hundred in a few days or weeks step it up monitize this action.

Pete-KT 01-16-2007 04:43 PM

Congrats

Big_D 01-16-2007 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 11741256)
I'm happy to be at near perfect weight, I'm not badlooking and not interested in "cheap bangs", as you would call it. I'm happy to know real love.

ya know, i expected a comment back to me exactly like that, ive been married, ive known real love, but guess what, i prefer more pussy than real love, it all goes back to a matter of opinion, and as I said before, I really could give a shit about yours or anyone else's for that matter. Not that I'm not appreciative from the numerous congrats ive got from my fellow gfyers.

On another note pal, since that "beefy" picture was taken of me about oh 3 1/2 months ago, ive dropped like 30 lbs, and i do have the pics to back it up.

So sit there near your perfect weight and your "true love" and dis all you want, but I know that I do have my fellow supporters in the cause of slaying as much of the pink ride with the slide as possible.

RayBonga 01-16-2007 04:45 PM

Thats sweet.

Do you care to share some of your techinques?

Crasy Bitch 01-16-2007 04:47 PM

congrats :thumbsup come back after you get to 2000 chicks ok

Rhesus 01-16-2007 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741306)
ya know, i expected a comment back to me exactly like that, ive been married, ive known real love, but guess what, i prefer more pussy than real love, it all goes back to a matter of opinion, and as I said before, I really could give a shit about yours or anyone else's for that matter. Not that I'm not appreciative from the numerous congrats ive got from my fellow gfyers.

On another note pal, since that "beefy" picture was taken of me about oh 3 1/2 months ago, ive dropped like 30 lbs, and i do have the pics to back it up.

So sit there near your perfect weight and your "true love" and dis all you want, but I know that I do have my fellow supporters in the cause of slaying as much of the pink ride with the slide as possible.

Hahaha what a pathetic loser trying to prove himself! Anyway, I'm off, as I'm kind of embarrassed to be arguing with idiots like you and your fellow whoremongers in this thread.

DWB 01-16-2007 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 11741267)
You're obviously very insecure too. Damn, what a pathetic loser. The reason I always flame so much is that I find behaviour by people (or is it animals) like you very unjust towards others (such as Thai).

Rhesus, I've missed you. When are you going to meet me in Cambodia to bareback fuck some sex slaves in the ass? You've been saying for a while now that you can't wait to do it. Just act on it man, you will feel much better about yourself.

Big D... Rhesus likes to rear his head with his holier than thou attitude to bash anyone who enjoys paying for sex. The more you reply, the more he comes at you. It's best to just e-mail him photos (at the addy in his sig) of Thai teen trannys sucking off old men. He likes that.

DWB 01-16-2007 04:50 PM

BTW.. Rhesus, you have mail.

ronbotx 01-16-2007 04:51 PM

Although you're 23 , you have the maturity level of a thirteen year old.
Your life seems to be directed by your dick, rather than your brain.

You're a stud with such a great personality, yet can't keep a wife or a steady girlfriend interested. You talk about attending "college parties" , but I see no mention of any degree. Try putting "I banged a hundred hoes" on your resume, and see what that gets you.

Yawn...:sleep ; I'm underwhelmed.

beerdude 01-16-2007 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerdude (Post 11741296)
Make this a proof fact thread start taking a pic of each one .
Or hell start the video porn and at least make something of these conquests, other then the standard nutsak release. Any one can do that with their right hand Any one can go to thailand and do a hundred in a few days or weeks step it up monitize this action.

On a whim im deciding to qoute myself after which I will begin talking to myself To much Beer.

DWB 01-16-2007 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D (Post 11741150)
condom every time, i may be in the biz, but im not into creampies

I heard red heads can't get HIV from Thai whores. You're in the clear. :thumbsup

Sosa 01-16-2007 04:55 PM

haha livin life

LiveDose 01-16-2007 04:58 PM

Congrats, I guess.

I don't know how many chicks I've tapped in 35 years but it's many. I stopped counting...

beerdude 01-16-2007 04:59 PM

I give oh wise player whats your secret, how do you do the things you do.
Is their one technique that stands out above the rest.


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