Although you're 23 , you have the maturity level of a thirteen year old.
Your life seems to be directed by your dick, rather than your brain.
You're a stud with such a great personality, yet can't keep a wife or a steady girlfriend interested. You talk about attending "college parties" , but I see no mention of any degree. Try putting "I banged a hundred hoes" on your resume, and see what that gets you.
Yawn...

; I'm underwhelmed.