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Old 01-17-2007, 08:53 AM   #1
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Mega Mac! - McDonald's Japan [pic]

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McDonald?s Japan announced Tuesday that sales of the new Mega Mac for the first four days since its debut have far exceeded the expected amount of 1.68 million burgers with 3.32 million sold.

Mega Mac, a hamburger with four patties, was originally to be a limited time offer, but the fast food chain announced that it will extend the period in order to meet the demand.
Can you say "holy shit balls!"

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Old 01-17-2007, 08:54 AM   #2
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damn, that looks good....
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:02 AM   #3
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:07 AM   #4
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looks good?????????
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:08 AM   #5
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Holy shit balls!! That thing is huge.
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:08 AM   #6
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blah... that's just too much for me. I dont even like the big mac! McFeast is my style
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:11 AM   #7
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looks good?????????
hell yeah!
but i am hungry right now and almost everything eatable would look good right now
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:15 AM   #8
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If it ACTUALLY looked like that I would eat it, unfortunately the shit you really get looks like someone just ate it and threw it back up and then smashed it into a round shape.

Remember the scene from Falling Down when he orders a burger that looks NOTHING like what is shown on the menu? Wish I could go postal like him once.
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Good Heavens... I want to try that !
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Old 01-17-2007, 09:53 AM   #15
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I just noticed the 2nd value meal on that pic. It comes with fries, a drink, AND chicken nuggets.
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I am flying to japan later today and will be tryin that!
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I am flying to japan later today and will be tryin that!
Have a great trip bro. Enjoy the Mega Mac!!
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Have a great trip bro. Enjoy the Mega Mac!!
Thanks bro. See you in Rome later too!
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Now I am really hungry. I skipped breakfast
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People in the good old USA would sue again for something like this. Mc is killing there clients. They really should focus on a product that is as health as it is addictive and there cleints will live longer, therefore , buy more of there shit product


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People in the good old USA would sue again for something like this. Mc is killing there clients. They really should focus on a product that is as health as it is addictive and there cleints will live longer, therefore , buy more of there shit product


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Needs more cheese though.
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Randal Graves: You're the one in the bestiality business.
Sexy Stud: Hey fucko! We like to call it inter-species erotica.

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Dante Hicks: What were you thinking? A fucking donkey show?
Randal Graves: It was your going-away present!
Dante Hicks: It sure was, I just didn't think I'd be going away to prison!
Sexy Stud: Hey boys. You can't be imprisoned for watching an interspecies sex act. You guys will walk. The most I'll get is a fine for animal abuse and a lot of disgusted looks from asswipe conservatives who can't appreciate sexual exploration.
[Sits down]
Sexy Stud: I miss my donkey.

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Randal Graves: Since when did 'porch monkey' become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: Since ignorant rednecks started saying it a hundred years ago.
Randal Graves: 'Porch monkey' is something my grandmother use to call me because I use to sit on the porch all day looking at the neighbors.
Dante Hicks: That's like calling someone a "kike". Did you ever think that your grandmother was a racist?
Randal Graves: No way. She had the utmost respect for the Jewish community. She use to tell me to be nice to the Jewish kids or else they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Randal Graves: What!?
Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial term for Jewish people. Your grandmother was a racist.
Randal Graves: My grandmother was not a racist! Wait... Now that I think of it. She did refer to a broken bottle as a "nig-a knife" once. Maybe my grandmother was kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: You think?

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Wife: Did he say 'cock stain'? What the hell is a cock stain?
Husband: That must be some white freaky stuff. White guys get white women to do anything. You want me to give you a cock stain later on?

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Jay: Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shit! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his weiner!

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Randal Graves: You can't get a chick ya mook. You're too weird and sad.
Elias: [gets angry] I turn down chicks left and right.
Randal Graves: Your chicks are your *left and right*.

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Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal Graves: No! 'cause the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick!

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Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this because you have an oversized clit?
Emma: You just HAD to tell him, didn't you?
Dante Hicks: It kind of came out one day!

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Teen #1: You holding?
Jay: Shit, everything except coke, heroin, and your cock!
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Randal Graves: Becks, I'm sure you've given a blowjob before, right?
Becky: ...I haven't even put my purse down!
Randal Graves: That's a yes.

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Randal Graves: Well I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom. What if a customer comes in and my jerkin' off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth?
Dante Hicks: The most likeliest of scenarios.

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Becky: Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
Randal Graves: I knew it.

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Randal Graves: [After the Quick Stop is burned down] Terrorists?
[Dante looks at him in disbelief]
Randal Graves: I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I?
[Dante nods yes]
Randal Graves: Shit! Now where am I gonna take chicks to fuck when my mom's home?

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Randal Graves: Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth.
Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth, Randal.
Randal Graves: You sound like my mom.

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Randal Graves: What's the point of having an internet connection if your not using it to look up weird fucked up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself?

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Jay: Sometimes I wish I'd done a little more with my life instead of just hanging out in front of places. Maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe be an astronaut. Go into space and shit. Be the first to find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. People would be, like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a martian once."

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Randal Graves: That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little Hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award-worthy ending.
Hobbit Lover: Hey, faggot! They're not gay. They're hobbits.

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Jay: [dancing to "Goodbye, Horses"] Would you fuck me?... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard...

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Randal Graves: You're the one in the bestiality business.
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Dante Hicks: What were you thinking? A fucking donkey show?
Randal Graves: It was your going-away present!
Dante Hicks: It sure was, I just didn't think I'd be going away to prison!
Sexy Stud: Hey boys. You can't be imprisoned for watching an interspecies sex act. You guys will walk. The most I'll get is a fine for animal abuse and a lot of disgusted looks from asswipe conservatives who can't appreciate sexual exploration.
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Randal Graves: Since when did 'porch monkey' become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: Since ignorant rednecks started saying it a hundred years ago.
Randal Graves: 'Porch monkey' is something my grandmother use to call me because I use to sit on the porch all day looking at the neighbors.
Dante Hicks: That's like calling someone a "kike". Did you ever think that your grandmother was a racist?
Randal Graves: No way. She had the utmost respect for the Jewish community. She use to tell me to be nice to the Jewish kids or else they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Randal Graves: What!?
Dante Hicks: Sheeny is a racial term for Jewish people. Your grandmother was a racist.
Randal Graves: My grandmother was not a racist! Wait... Now that I think of it. She did refer to a broken bottle as a "nig-a knife" once. Maybe my grandmother was kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: You think?

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Wife: Did he say 'cock stain'? What the hell is a cock stain?
Husband: That must be some white freaky stuff. White guys get white women to do anything. You want me to give you a cock stain later on?

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Jay: Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shit! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his weiner!

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Randal Graves: You can't get a chick ya mook. You're too weird and sad.
Elias: [gets angry] I turn down chicks left and right.
Randal Graves: Your chicks are your *left and right*.

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Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal Graves: No! 'cause the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick!

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Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this because you have an oversized clit?
Emma: You just HAD to tell him, didn't you?
Dante Hicks: It kind of came out one day!

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Teen #1: You holding?
Jay: Shit, everything except coke, heroin, and your cock!
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Randal Graves: Becks, I'm sure you've given a blowjob before, right?
Becky: ...I haven't even put my purse down!
Randal Graves: That's a yes.

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Randal Graves: Well I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom. What if a customer comes in and my jerkin' off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth?
Dante Hicks: The most likeliest of scenarios.

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Becky: Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
Randal Graves: I knew it.

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Randal Graves: [After the Quick Stop is burned down] Terrorists?
[Dante looks at him in disbelief]
Randal Graves: I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I?
[Dante nods yes]
Randal Graves: Shit! Now where am I gonna take chicks to fuck when my mom's home?

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Randal Graves: Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth.
Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth, Randal.
Randal Graves: You sound like my mom.

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Randal Graves: What's the point of having an internet connection if your not using it to look up weird fucked up pictures of dirty sex you'd never have yourself?

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Jay: Sometimes I wish I'd done a little more with my life instead of just hanging out in front of places. Maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe be an astronaut. Go into space and shit. Be the first to find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. People would be, like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a martian once."

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Randal Graves: That look was so gay, I thought Sam was gonna tell the little Hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award-worthy ending.
Hobbit Lover: Hey, faggot! They're not gay. They're hobbits.

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Jay: [dancing to "Goodbye, Horses"] Would you fuck me?... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard...

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The DVD should be great...

ADG Webmaster
Bon apetit,

ADG Webmaster

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