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01-11-2007, 02:06 PM
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Chinese Food and Fortune Cookies
So, I had some Chinese food... good shit. I get to the fortune cookie, crack it open and get ready to read my fortune, get some lotto numbers as well as learn a Chinese word....
They must be getting board at the cookie company, my fortune said... "ask your mom" 
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01-11-2007, 02:12 PM
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hmmm, I guess the suggestion of adding "in bed" to the end of every fortune doesn't really apply here
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01-11-2007, 02:14 PM
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01-11-2007, 02:19 PM
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01-11-2007, 03:40 PM
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ask your mom?
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01-11-2007, 05:00 PM
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ask your mom.. right
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01-11-2007, 06:33 PM
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wow...thats one lazy fortune writer.
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01-11-2007, 06:39 PM
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Hmm, looks like the chinese fortune writers were too busy clicking google ads and farming gold for MMORPGs
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01-11-2007, 07:23 PM
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I beleve those things
I have had some pretty funny ones
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01-11-2007, 07:24 PM
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I can change this!!!!!
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hahaha gotta love that advise
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01-12-2007, 03:16 AM
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It's the best advice in the world. :D
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01-12-2007, 08:20 AM
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Never ask your mom, don't do it.
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01-12-2007, 10:42 AM
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01-12-2007, 10:57 AM
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01-13-2007, 11:15 AM
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Yeah, it seems as though they are running out of fortunes.
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01-13-2007, 02:04 PM
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You don't really believe in fortune cookies ...
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01-13-2007, 02:33 PM
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i had a fortune cookie that said "you like chinese food" . i framed that fortune and hung it in my office.
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01-13-2007, 06:06 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Mom, knows what's best ;)
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