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sicone

01-11-2007 02:06 PM

Chinese Food and Fortune Cookies

So, I had some Chinese food... good shit. I get to the fortune cookie, crack it open and get ready to read my fortune, get some lotto numbers as well as learn a Chinese word....

They must be getting board at the cookie company, my fortune said...

"ask your mom"

:helpme :helpme

baddog

01-11-2007 02:12 PM

hmmm, I guess the suggestion of adding "in bed" to the end of every fortune doesn't really apply here

sicone

01-11-2007 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11712501)

hmmm, I guess the suggestion of adding "in bed" to the end of every fortune doesn't really apply here

Maybe if we were in Arkansas

bareskin

01-11-2007 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11712522)

Maybe if we were in Arkansas

omg:1orglaugh

starpimps

01-11-2007 03:40 PM

ask your mom?

shekinah

01-11-2007 05:00 PM

ask your mom.. right:)

germ	01-11-2007 06:33 PM

wow...thats one lazy fortune writer.

StarkReality

01-11-2007 06:39 PM

Hmm, looks like the chinese fortune writers were too busy clicking google ads and farming gold for MMORPGs

Zuzana Designs

01-11-2007 07:23 PM

I beleve those things :) I have had some pretty funny ones

Screaming

01-11-2007 07:24 PM

hahaha gotta love that advise

rodney25

01-12-2007 03:16 AM

It's the best advice in the world. :D

E$_manager

01-12-2007 08:20 AM

Never ask your mom, don't do it.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

01-12-2007 10:42 AM

http://annika.mu.nu/archives/cookie4.jpg

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ADL Colin

01-12-2007 10:57 AM

http://linkification.com/linked/Chinese.jpg

Adultnet

01-12-2007 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 11714276)

I beleve those things :) I have had some pretty funny ones

yeah there are some :)

hienzhummer

01-13-2007 11:15 AM

Yeah, it seems as though they are running out of fortunes.

Cash	01-13-2007 02:04 PM

You don't really believe in fortune cookies ...

marco33

01-13-2007 02:33 PM

i had a fortune cookie that said "you like chinese food" . i framed that fortune and hung it in my office.

Vitasoy

01-13-2007 06:06 PM

Mom, knows what's best ;)

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