Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 01-10-2007, 04:53 PM   #1
AaronM
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
AaronM's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
Fun with people who don't speak English....

So I was walking down the street today and some guy steps up and starts talking to me. I stood there listening to him ramble on in Spanish then I asked him if he spoke English. He did not.

So.....

I start throwing out random words....Actually, most of them were not words at all as far as I know. I'm saying all sorts of shit while pointing at street signs and looking like I am totally lost. Every once in awhile I'd throw in a real word that he could understand so that I would keep his attention.

This went on for about 15 minutes while the guy tried to help me. All he really could tell was that I was not Spanish and I seemed to be lost.

Finally I pulled the hotel key card out of my wallet and showed it to him. The hotel was in clear sight about a block or so away. He laughed and pointed at the hotel. I said "gracias" then turned away and continued the direction I was headed which was away from the hotel.

Poor guy really looked confused at that point.

Last edited by AaronM; 01-10-2007 at 04:54 PM..
AaronM is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 05:01 PM   #2
CDSmith
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
CDSmith's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
Posts: 51,460
A day in the life of Aaron M.


No one got shot, that's a good thing. :D
__________________
Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
ICQ me at: 31024634
CDSmith is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 05:06 PM   #3
Belinda
NubilesCash.com Manager
 
Belinda's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: NorCal
Posts: 4,365
you really should record some of the shit you do and market it. Dinner at Logans in chico would have done well LOL.
__________________
NEW SITES FROM NUBILESCASH.COM

MomLover.com, FamilySwap.xxx
Skype- belindam81
Email: [email protected]
Belinda is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 05:08 PM   #4
jonesy
Confirmed User
 
jonesy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 6,688
classic shit
__________________
.
Shooting Bikini Girls
jonesy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 05:21 PM   #5
AaronM
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
AaronM's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
Quote:
Originally Posted by Belinda View Post
you really should record some of the shit you do and market it. Dinner at Logans in chico would have done well LOL.

Hell yeah...That night was retarded funny!


I've thought about doing that many times. I should invest in a coompact hidden camera setup and wear the thing around town.


Hit me up on ICQ.
AaronM is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 05:25 PM   #6
boneprone
Hall Of Fame
 
boneprone's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posts: 34,415
Reminds me of our Thailand trip..
__________________

Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
Learn about it kids.
boneprone is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 05:26 PM   #7
AaronM
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
AaronM's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
Quote:
Originally Posted by boneprone View Post
Reminds me of our Thailand trip..

Strangely similar.

BTW, I'm going back to Thailand after Internext.
AaronM is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 06:23 PM   #8
reynold
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
What an interesting day. :D
reynold is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 06:27 PM   #9
WiredGuy
Pounding Googlebot
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 34,482
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronM View Post
He laughed and pointed at the hotel. I said "gracias" then turned away and continued the direction I was headed which was away from the hotel.

Poor guy really looked confused at that point.
LOL, I'd be totally confused as well.
WG
__________________
I play with Google.
WiredGuy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 07:07 PM   #10
CaptainHowdy
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 93,575
You're the Andy Milonakis of the adult biz, Mr. ?
CaptainHowdy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 08:43 PM   #11
OzMan
Confirmed User
 
OzMan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Los Begas
Posts: 9,162
I got one from Spain.. I was in Barcelona a few years ago and looking for a bank to change money.

I see what looks like a bank with a line of people outside. ..so I get in line...

The last guy in line turns around and gives me a really weird look like he thinks I'm crazy

I ask him "esta banco?" and he busts out laughing so hard

He says "NO NO POLICIA!"

Apparently everyone in the line had just been arrested for something and were about to be led into the police station...
OzMan is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2007, 09:05 PM   #12
JenniDahling
Market Penetration Specialist
 
JenniDahling's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Out of my Suitcases
Posts: 5,285
Quote:
Originally Posted by OzMan View Post
I got one from Spain.. I was in Barcelona a few years ago and looking for a bank to change money.

I see what looks like a bank with a line of people outside. ..so I get in line...

The last guy in line turns around and gives me a really weird look like he thinks I'm crazy

I ask him "esta banco?" and he busts out laughing so hard

He says "NO NO POLICIA!"

Apparently everyone in the line had just been arrested for something and were about to be led into the police station...
__________________

cLick my kitty, you know you want to
jenni {at} prkitty.com
Meet me at The Island Gathering
JenniDahling is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2007, 01:49 AM   #13
AaronM
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
AaronM's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
Quote:
Originally Posted by OzMan View Post
I got one from Spain.. I was in Barcelona a few years ago and looking for a bank to change money.

I see what looks like a bank with a line of people outside. ..so I get in line...

The last guy in line turns around and gives me a really weird look like he thinks I'm crazy

I ask him "esta banco?" and he busts out laughing so hard

He says "NO NO POLICIA!"

Apparently everyone in the line had just been arrested for something and were about to be led into the police station...

You should have left and came back with a box of donuts.
AaronM is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2007, 02:09 AM   #14
martinsc
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: 127.0.0.1
Posts: 27,047
Quote:
Originally Posted by OzMan View Post
I got one from Spain.. I was in Barcelona a few years ago and looking for a bank to change money.

I see what looks like a bank with a line of people outside. ..so I get in line...

The last guy in line turns around and gives me a really weird look like he thinks I'm crazy

I ask him "esta banco?" and he busts out laughing so hard

He says "NO NO POLICIA!"

Apparently everyone in the line had just been arrested for something and were about to be led into the police station...
__________________
Make Money
martinsc is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2007, 02:19 AM   #15
atman
Confirmed User
 
atman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,390
[QUOTE=AaronM;11705884] He laughed and pointed at the hotel. QUOTE]

and what .....
__________________
mjayyyy
ICQ: 343 737 509
atman is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-11-2007, 07:04 AM   #16
E$_manager
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: pink adult dreams
Posts: 13,557
At least he tryed to help you. In some countries everyone is so busy that would have run away without trying.
E$_manager is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.