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AaronM 01-10-2007 04:53 PM

Fun with people who don't speak English....
 
So I was walking down the street today and some guy steps up and starts talking to me. I stood there listening to him ramble on in Spanish then I asked him if he spoke English. He did not.

So.....

I start throwing out random words....Actually, most of them were not words at all as far as I know. I'm saying all sorts of shit while pointing at street signs and looking like I am totally lost. Every once in awhile I'd throw in a real word that he could understand so that I would keep his attention.

This went on for about 15 minutes while the guy tried to help me. All he really could tell was that I was not Spanish and I seemed to be lost.

Finally I pulled the hotel key card out of my wallet and showed it to him. The hotel was in clear sight about a block or so away. He laughed and pointed at the hotel. I said "gracias" then turned away and continued the direction I was headed which was away from the hotel.

Poor guy really looked confused at that point.

CDSmith 01-10-2007 05:01 PM

A day in the life of Aaron M.


No one got shot, that's a good thing. :D

Belinda 01-10-2007 05:06 PM

you really should record some of the shit you do and market it. Dinner at Logans in chico would have done well LOL.

jonesy 01-10-2007 05:08 PM

classic shit

AaronM 01-10-2007 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda (Post 11705966)
you really should record some of the shit you do and market it. Dinner at Logans in chico would have done well LOL.


Hell yeah...That night was retarded funny!


I've thought about doing that many times. I should invest in a coompact hidden camera setup and wear the thing around town. :1orglaugh


Hit me up on ICQ.

boneprone 01-10-2007 05:25 PM

Reminds me of our Thailand trip..

AaronM 01-10-2007 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11706095)
Reminds me of our Thailand trip..


Strangely similar.

BTW, I'm going back to Thailand after Internext.

reynold 01-10-2007 06:23 PM

What an interesting day. :D

WiredGuy 01-10-2007 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11705884)
He laughed and pointed at the hotel. I said "gracias" then turned away and continued the direction I was headed which was away from the hotel.

Poor guy really looked confused at that point.

LOL, I'd be totally confused as well.
WG

CaptainHowdy 01-10-2007 07:07 PM

You're the Andy Milonakis of the adult biz, Mr. ?

OzMan 01-10-2007 08:43 PM

I got one from Spain.. I was in Barcelona a few years ago and looking for a bank to change money.

I see what looks like a bank with a line of people outside. ..so I get in line...

The last guy in line turns around and gives me a really weird look like he thinks I'm crazy

I ask him "esta banco?" and he busts out laughing so hard

He says "NO NO POLICIA!"

Apparently everyone in the line had just been arrested for something and were about to be led into the police station... :Oh crap

JenniDahling 01-10-2007 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan (Post 11706949)
I got one from Spain.. I was in Barcelona a few years ago and looking for a bank to change money.

I see what looks like a bank with a line of people outside. ..so I get in line...

The last guy in line turns around and gives me a really weird look like he thinks I'm crazy

I ask him "esta banco?" and he busts out laughing so hard

He says "NO NO POLICIA!"

Apparently everyone in the line had just been arrested for something and were about to be led into the police station... :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AaronM 01-11-2007 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan (Post 11706949)
I got one from Spain.. I was in Barcelona a few years ago and looking for a bank to change money.

I see what looks like a bank with a line of people outside. ..so I get in line...

The last guy in line turns around and gives me a really weird look like he thinks I'm crazy

I ask him "esta banco?" and he busts out laughing so hard

He says "NO NO POLICIA!"

Apparently everyone in the line had just been arrested for something and were about to be led into the police station... :Oh crap


You should have left and came back with a box of donuts.

martinsc 01-11-2007 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan (Post 11706949)
I got one from Spain.. I was in Barcelona a few years ago and looking for a bank to change money.

I see what looks like a bank with a line of people outside. ..so I get in line...

The last guy in line turns around and gives me a really weird look like he thinks I'm crazy

I ask him "esta banco?" and he busts out laughing so hard

He says "NO NO POLICIA!"

Apparently everyone in the line had just been arrested for something and were about to be led into the police station... :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

atman 01-11-2007 02:19 AM

[QUOTE=AaronM;11705884] He laughed and pointed at the hotel. QUOTE]

:) and what .....

E$_manager 01-11-2007 07:04 AM

At least he tryed to help you. In some countries everyone is so busy that would have run away without trying.


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