How many of you have gotten your dick stuck in a VACUM Hose Attachment? - GoFuckYourself.com

jonesy · 01-05-2007, 09:56 PM

Fess up.

Bliggo · 01-05-2007, 09:58 PM

*raises hand*

Juicy D. Links · 01-05-2007, 09:59 PM

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stickyfingerz · 01-05-2007, 10:03 PM

You mean shop vac? Cause it aint gonna fit in no regular vacuum

aico · 01-05-2007, 10:05 PM

Why would you put your dick in a vacuum?

selena · 01-05-2007, 10:05 PM

This thread is seriously lacking pics.

Bliggo · 01-05-2007, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by selena

This thread is seriously lacking pics.

jonesy · 01-05-2007, 10:09 PM

Bliggo · 01-05-2007, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy

Spunky · 01-05-2007, 10:13 PM

Thankfully never had the displeasure

jonesy · 01-05-2007, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bliggo

aico · 01-05-2007, 10:15 PM

why would you put your dick in a vacuum?

jonesy · 01-05-2007, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bliggo

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2007, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jonesy

Wonder how many can identify the name of the last cartoon without looking at the url.... And what cartoon strip he was on.

Bliggo · 01-05-2007, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Wonder how many can identify the name of the last cartoon without looking at the url.... And what cartoon strip he was on.

Sluggo? not sure of the strip. Fritz something?

Bliggo · 01-05-2007, 10:24 PM

Well sluggo was right.

stickyfingerz · 01-05-2007, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bliggo

Sluggo? not sure of the strip. Fritz something?

Nancy Its my moms name so its a bit of trivia that stuck in my noggin, and from reading it back before we had fancy smancy vcr's and dvds.

jonesy · 01-10-2007, 09:22 AM

yup .....

borked · 01-10-2007, 09:51 AM

So, let me guess this right - you vacuum all the shit off the floor week after week, year after year, never cleaning the tube once, then put you dick inside it?

Just to have massive negative pressure inside your vas deferens

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 01-10-2007, 11:30 AM

when you find out, please tell the mother fucker he owes me a new vacuum.

Prairiegrrl · 01-10-2007, 11:36 AM

i sucked up a mr. limpy that was laying on the floor with my shop vac once, does that count? LOL

DaddyHalbucks · 01-10-2007, 12:54 PM

What a relief!

I am so glad there are others.

I thought I was the only person in the world with this problem.

DaddyHalbucks · 01-10-2007, 12:57 PM

Oops, I almost forgot to post the solution:

1. Unplug the vacuum.
2. Put down the gay porn magazine you are reading.
3. Pour a large amount of ice water down the hose and into the attachment.

If you follow these instructions exactly, you will automatically be released; your dick will shrivel up so small you will be able to fuck a Cheerio without making any crumbs.

daisyswank · 01-10-2007, 01:03 PM

Oh my you boys have too much time on your hands

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