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Old 01-10-2007, 12:57 PM  
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Oops, I almost forgot to post the solution:

1. Unplug the vacuum.
2. Put down the gay porn magazine you are reading.
3. Pour a large amount of ice water down the hose and into the attachment.

If you follow these instructions exactly, you will automatically be released; your dick will shrivel up so small you will be able to fuck a Cheerio without making any crumbs.
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