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Jon · 07-23-2002, 11:56 PM

i need a serious investor for a project i want to start up. i have a very lucrative offer in exchange, or can offer a 150%+ return rate on it. i want to do everything legitamately so we'd need paperwork, lawyers, etc. if things do not work i will give you a full refund as well. i dont really think offers get better than that. email me if you are serious or want to hear more details.

[email protected]

it would be an expansion on my traffic generating part. that's all i will reveal publicly on the board.

InsaneMidget · 07-23-2002, 11:57 PM

If you can give a full refund, why do you need investors if you are so sure this will all work?

Doesn't make sense.

EscortBiz · 07-24-2002, 12:07 AM

how much do you need?

wouncie · 07-24-2002, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget
If you can give a full refund, why do you need investors if you are so sure this will all work?

Doesn't make sense.

I was thinking the same thing

Jon · 07-24-2002, 12:26 AM

because when i spend my own cash i always slack off for a bit, or i just dont work well. when i use someone else's, i give myself a deadline and i work a lot harder. gives me an incentive. i guess i have problems

amount - $10k

pr0 · 07-24-2002, 12:26 AM

I am willing to invest up to $25.00 USD if there is in fact a 150% return.

Sounds better than the stock market right now.

Jon · 07-24-2002, 12:28 AM

lets not even bring up the stock market.... touchy subject

wouncie · 07-24-2002, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
because when i spend my own cash i always slack off for a bit, or i just dont work well. when i use someone else's, i give myself a deadline and i work a lot harder. gives me an incentive. i guess i have problems

amount - $10k

Give me your $10k as a security deposit on the $10k I'm going to Loan you.

That will enable you to do the job without slacking because you are using MY money.

Then once you give me my 150% return I will give you your security deposit back.

Chew on that and email me in the morning

Houdini · 07-24-2002, 01:06 AM

What's your estimated time to pay out 150%?

Mr.Fiction · 07-24-2002, 01:15 AM

I just sent $100,000 to your Pay Pal account. Please send me my $150,000 immediatly. I will leave you positive feedback. Thanks!

pr0 · 07-24-2002, 01:28 AM

I made $4k off an 8$ investment not to long ago. Wonder what i could do with 10k.

If anyone wants to lend me money as an investment lemme know

InsaneMidget · 07-24-2002, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
I made $4k off an 8$ investment not to long ago. Wonder what i could do with 10k.

If anyone wants to lend me money as an investment lemme know

yea me too

Jon · 07-24-2002, 01:51 AM

houdini -
3 months - 150%
6 months - 200%

quiet · 07-24-2002, 06:02 AM

sounds very fishy. saying that you'll only work hard for other people's money isn't exactly confidence-inspiring imo.

hahmike · 07-24-2002, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
amount - $10k

if this is a .com project, you'll need at least $450 million.

d0se · 07-24-2002, 06:17 AM

"i always slack off for a bit, or i just dont work well" then "give me TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS"

you need

reddawg · 07-24-2002, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
sounds very fishy. saying that you'll only work hard for other people's money isn't exactly confidence-inspiring imo.

That is exactly my thoughts as well. If you can't be inspired and work well all the time, then I would not want you as a partner. If this is an issue I would suggest you find more expiring work, I use to be a janitor, try that for a while and you will respect anything after that

alias · 07-24-2002, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
I am willing to invest up to $25.00 USD if there is in fact a 150% return.

Sounds better than the stock market right now.

haha don't spend it all in one place man

<IMX> · 07-24-2002, 09:48 AM

NiteChatDotTV

Pay little attention to these naysayers.

If the money is for your site the http://www.nitechat.tv good luck.
That looked like a really nice site, with a good future.

I have just a few words of advice, next time ask for 100k or even a million.

People who only have 10k to invest are going to watch you like a hawk, and basically become your partner. Often times, your new venture maybe their first investment in a start-up or their only current investment. In short, it is not worth receiving small amounts of investment capital. Unless the money is from a friend of family member who basically GIVES you the money to start with. Besides, 10k will barely cover your legal fees, banking, and time.

People with 100k or a million to invest are going to be far more helpful. They have other investments and business to do, they are successful and have contacts you can use. You also need to a decent amount of money that will give your new venture a favorable chance at success.

If you are serious, take out an ad in your local paper. I'm sure plenty of people will call and ask you about your project. There are plenty of people with lots of cash and nothing to do with it, you just need a good biz plan and a nice dog and pony show.

I believe you can do it.

Now this is the very important part.

When you get that chunk of cash I ask for only 5 %, as opposed to my standard 10%. This amount is my venture placement fee.

I accept US tender or certified check drawn on a U.S. bank.

A pleasure advising you on your new venture formation.

Thanks,
< / IMX >

Jon · 07-25-2002, 01:32 AM

imx --- hahahahaha

alright. who here wants to give me $100k-$1 mil.? or maybe, give me one viper and ill give you two back?

seriously though - imx, email me, [email protected] - and thanks for the compliment about the site!

07-23-2002, 11:56 PM	#1
Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	investors i need a serious investor for a project i want to start up. i have a very lucrative offer in exchange, or can offer a 150%+ return rate on it. i want to do everything legitamately so we'd need paperwork, lawyers, etc. if things do not work i will give you a full refund as well. i dont really think offers get better than that. email me if you are serious or want to hear more details. [email protected] it would be an expansion on my traffic generating part. that's all i will reveal publicly on the board. __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

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07-24-2002, 12:26 AM	#5
Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	because when i spend my own cash i always slack off for a bit, or i just dont work well. when i use someone else's, i give myself a deadline and i work a lot harder. gives me an incentive. i guess i have problems amount - $10k __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

07-24-2002, 12:26 AM	#6
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	I am willing to invest up to $25.00 USD if there is in fact a 150% return. Sounds better than the stock market right now. __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	lets not even bring up the stock market.... touchy subject __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

07-23-2002, 11:57 PM	#2
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	If you can give a full refund, why do you need investors if you are so sure this will all work? Doesn't make sense.

07-24-2002, 01:06 AM	#9
Houdini Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,651	What's your estimated time to pay out 150%?

07-24-2002, 01:15 AM	#10
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07-24-2002, 01:28 AM	#11
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	I made $4k off an 8$ investment not to long ago. Wonder what i could do with 10k. If anyone wants to lend me money as an investment lemme know

07-24-2002, 01:51 AM	#13
Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	houdini - 3 months - 150% 6 months - 200% __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

07-24-2002, 06:02 AM	#14
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	sounds very fishy. saying that you'll only work hard for other people's money isn't exactly confidence-inspiring imo. __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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07-24-2002, 09:48 AM	#19
<IMX> Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,728	NiteChatDotTV Pay little attention to these naysayers. If the money is for your site the http://www.nitechat.tv good luck. That looked like a really nice site, with a good future. I have just a few words of advice, next time ask for 100k or even a million. People who only have 10k to invest are going to watch you like a hawk, and basically become your partner. Often times, your new venture maybe their first investment in a start-up or their only current investment. In short, it is not worth receiving small amounts of investment capital. Unless the money is from a friend of family member who basically GIVES you the money to start with. Besides, 10k will barely cover your legal fees, banking, and time. People with 100k or a million to invest are going to be far more helpful. They have other investments and business to do, they are successful and have contacts you can use. You also need to a decent amount of money that will give your new venture a favorable chance at success. If you are serious, take out an ad in your local paper. I'm sure plenty of people will call and ask you about your project. There are plenty of people with lots of cash and nothing to do with it, you just need a good biz plan and a nice dog and pony show. I believe you can do it. Now this is the very important part. When you get that chunk of cash I ask for only 5 %, as opposed to my standard 10%. This amount is my venture placement fee. I accept US tender or certified check drawn on a U.S. bank. A pleasure advising you on your new venture formation. Thanks, < / IMX > __________________ $$$ Check out NICHE PAY the leader of Micro Niche Sites! They offer $1 Trials! $$$ $$$ Check out 10 FREE TRIAL SALES equals 1 FREE LAP TOP ! $$$ Last edited by <IMX>; 07-24-2002 at 09:56 AM..

07-25-2002, 01:32 AM	#20
Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	imx --- hahahahaha alright. who here wants to give me $100k-$1 mil.? or maybe, give me one viper and ill give you two back? seriously though - imx, email me, [email protected] - and thanks for the compliment about the site! __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...