Worst Hangover of my Life! - GoFuckYourself.com

JayDeeZee · 01-04-2007, 01:31 PM

Even though it hurts like a bitch to type this, I'm still going to share, because it's a funny story.

So, I was hungover on New Years Day like so many other and I was about to enjoy a day of lying on the couch and doing nothing. I had stayed over at the party the night before and had just arrived home. As I was getting out of my car I slammed the car door....I somehow neglected to remove my right index finger from the car. I felt an incredible searing pain. It especially hurt when I tried to pull my finger out. My finger was stuck in the door. Just as I went to open the handle, I realized that it was in fact locked......

At this point, I can feel the pain growing as my finger must have started to instantly swell up. It must have taken me a good 30 seconds to get the key out of my right pocket with my left hand. Then another 30 seconds to get it out from under the car after I dropped them. But I finally got free.

I went to the Doctor and there is nothing he can do but give me some Tylenol 3 for the pain. The fingernail looks like a nice shade of black and will soon fall off.

01-04-2007, 01:40 PM

that really sucks bitch-boy... next time, you'll look twice when shutting the door now won't ya?

just playin' dude, sorry that happened

Martin · 01-04-2007, 01:43 PM

Damn that sucks. But you're right, it's funny.

JayDeeZee · 01-04-2007, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AntiDrama

that really sucks bitch-boy... next time, you'll look twice when shutting the door now won't ya?

just playin' dude, sorry that happened

I'd give you the finger back, but it now looks like a piece sign

JayDeeZee · 01-04-2007, 01:53 PM

It seems like the only phisical requirement to do this job is to have working ..... Clicking finger

reynold · 01-04-2007, 09:41 PM

I feel like I was going to pee just by reading your story, mate. That's fucking hurt!

01-04-2007, 01:31 PM	#1
JayDeeZee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,595	Worst Hangover of my Life! Even though it hurts like a bitch to type this, I'm still going to share, because it's a funny story. So, I was hungover on New Years Day like so many other and I was about to enjoy a day of lying on the couch and doing nothing. I had stayed over at the party the night before and had just arrived home. As I was getting out of my car I slammed the car door....I somehow neglected to remove my right index finger from the car. I felt an incredible searing pain. It especially hurt when I tried to pull my finger out. My finger was stuck in the door. Just as I went to open the handle, I realized that it was in fact locked...... At this point, I can feel the pain growing as my finger must have started to instantly swell up. It must have taken me a good 30 seconds to get the key out of my right pocket with my left hand. Then another 30 seconds to get it out from under the car after I dropped them. But I finally got free. I went to the Doctor and there is nothing he can do but give me some Tylenol 3 for the pain. The fingernail looks like a nice shade of black and will soon fall off. __________________

01-04-2007, 01:53 PM	#5
JayDeeZee Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,595	It seems like the only phisical requirement to do this job is to have working ..... Clicking finger __________________

01-04-2007, 01:40 PM	#2
AntiDrama Guest Posts: n/a	that really sucks bitch-boy... next time, you'll look twice when shutting the door now won't ya? just playin' dude, sorry that happened

01-04-2007, 01:43 PM	#3
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Damn that sucks. But you're right, it's funny.

01-04-2007, 09:41 PM	#6
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I feel like I was going to pee just by reading your story, mate. That's fucking hurt!