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jonesy · 01-05-2007, 08:41 AM

oh my ....

DarkJedi · 01-05-2007, 09:01 AM

You know, i made a New Year resolution not to post on this fucking board anymore, but I just had to log in and say:

PAUL, YOU ARE ONE STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!

OWNED!

DarkJedi · 01-05-2007, 09:03 AM

Is you content so fucking shitty that you have to constantly spam it?

edgeprod · 01-05-2007, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

You know, i made a New Year resolution not to post on this fucking board anymore

Try the GFY patch!

baddog · 01-05-2007, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

The surfer does not give a flying fuck what happens behind the scenes. He's here to jerk off, not be a jerk off.

Thanks for the bumps guys.

Yes, I am sure this thread being bumped has increased your overall income. You should do it more often.

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Fixed the one missing link, amazing how so many see one missing link and think the other 7 don't work fine.

Unless they were all bust.

I would be saddened by the fact that you seem to have missed the point if it wasn't so damn funny.

StuBradley · 01-05-2007, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Is you content so fucking shitty that you have to constantly spam it?

Yeah it's funny how Lightspeed, FTV Girls, etc. aren't on here 2-3 times a day spamming there shit. They must not make any money at all.

Brad Mitchell · 01-05-2007, 02:04 PM

I must really not read enough threads around here. I didn't realize how many people don't like Paul... at all!

Brad

Theo The Theologian · 01-05-2007, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

I must really not read enough threads around here. I didn't realize how many people don't like Paul... at all!

Brad

What do you mean? I like Paul. He has magic join links.

StuBradley · 01-05-2007, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

What do you mean? I like Paul. He has magic join links.

Magic join links...LOL!!!

jonesy · 01-05-2007, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

What do you mean? I like Paul. He has magic join links.

when i first read thia i thiught it said

magic loin links

Bliggo · 01-05-2007, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jonesy

when i first read thia i thiught it said

magic loin links

careful he may spring those on us next

jonesy · 01-05-2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bliggo

careful he may spring those on us next

let the bliggo magic cast it's spell on you!

MicDoohan · 01-05-2007, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by borked

OMG IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD - THANKS!!

ROFLMAOFOLAOL!!!!

Paul Markham · 01-05-2007, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Is you content so fucking shitty that you have to constantly spam it?

So does that only apply to everyone here who spams?

Paul Markham · 01-05-2007, 10:38 PM

All links are now working.

edgeprod · 01-05-2007, 10:56 PM

Is it me, or does only one of those "girls" not look just a bit like a man?

Chio · 01-05-2007, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Hi. I am dumb.

Your candor and honesty is exemplary.

Lovetoshag · 01-06-2007, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Is it me, or does only one of those "girls" not look just a bit like a man?

Which one doesn't look like a man? Its too hard to pick for me.

Bliggo · 01-06-2007, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

All links are now working.

If you had any brain cells at all you would have used text to link those.

Phil · 01-06-2007, 01:17 AM

wait.. so webmasters make cool $2.50 per sale?

edgeprod · 01-06-2007, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

wait.. so webmasters make cool $2.50 per sale?

He said that he doesn't have an affiliate program for this on the first page, actually.

But these are MAGIC join links, so you'll get hundreds of sales every day, without even promoting it OR joining the affiliate program.

DarkJedi · 01-06-2007, 02:25 AM

Charly (paul markham) has been on this board for 6 years, and every fucking one of his posts is SPAM.

Why won't the mods can his ass is beyond me.

I mean, if the signups took off and the ratios are outstanding, surely he can afford to pay for adverttising?

Paul Markham · 01-06-2007, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Is it me, or does only one of those "girls" not look just a bit like a man?

Could be a drag act. Take a better look.

Petra.

Christine.

Grace.

Kay.

Which one is it?

Dark Jedi, look harder. Today I was posting in a few threads that had nothing to do with porn. But then you never where the most accurate guy slinging mud.

Bliggo · 01-06-2007, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I linked using text this time as Bliggo suggested but I'm so dumb I didn't get what he meant and made myself look even dumber. Can someone click my mysterious magic join links and give me sales. Then I will feel better.

HAHA. You fail.

edgeprod · 01-06-2007, 03:40 AM

Sorry, I'm still not signing up.

Like I could if I wanted to.

gecko · 01-06-2007, 05:52 AM

A lot of ownage going on

Axzar · 01-06-2007, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lovetoshag

Which one doesn't look like a man? Its too hard to pick for me.

Maybe that's why the banners are pink, (and so is the working ccbill join page...pinker than pink)

I think it's one of them gay sites?

StuBradley · 01-07-2007, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Charly (paul markham) has been on this board for 6 years, and every fucking one of his posts is SPAM.

Why won't the mods can his ass is beyond me.

I mean, if the signups took off and the ratios are outstanding, surely he can afford to pay for adverttising?

I couldn't have said it better myself

Paul Markham · 01-07-2007, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Charly (paul markham) has been on this board for 6 years, and every fucking one of his posts is SPAM.

Why won't the mods can his ass is beyond me.

I mean, if the signups took off and the ratios are outstanding, surely he can afford to pay for adverttising?

As you're only here for fun we should not expect you to have a clue or be accurate. Go look at some of my posts. Maybe yyou think the board would be better for business if we had it full of guys here for fun.

Stu, thanks for the bump.

Like DJ you don't have a clue either.

webgurl · 01-07-2007, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Let this thread die Paul.

Read the whole thread , this was the first step in
"hoping for somewhat recovery "
but the advice wasn't taken seriously

Sausage · 01-07-2007, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Stu, thanks for the bump.

You really should have let this thread die Paul... it does you no favors

tombarr · 01-07-2007, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by borked

I see Theo is as aroused by this thread as I am

OMG! A pic like that would make any man go gay! That shit is fugly! Either kill it or get a weed whacker and hack it to death...that's disgusting.

swami · 01-07-2007, 06:12 PM

This is one funny thrread.Thankyou paul and edgeprod for great entertainment.

czarina · 01-07-2007, 06:14 PM

how can your ratios be that good when the join links don't work?

baddog · 01-07-2007, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by tombarr

OMG! A pic like that would make any man go gay! That shit is fugly! Either kill it or get a weed whacker and hack it to death...that's disgusting.

big money content there

GregE · 01-07-2007, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by tombarr

OMG! A pic like that would make any man go gay! That shit is fugly! Either kill it or get a weed whacker and hack it to death...that's disgusting.

What he said

edgeprod · 01-08-2007, 08:53 AM

Haha, logged into ICQ, found this, laughed my ass off, then posted it here. In that order:

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213327873
6:33

How many of those join links were wrong?

That blog you sell is it yours or are you just an affiliate selling it?

213327873
6:53

You see if they were all wrong you proved me a liar, if one was wrong you proved yourselves a bunch of idiots.
Tearing me apart like that for one out of eight links is stupid, calling me out as a liar for all the join links being down is fair.
Who do you think you really impressed, good business men and surfers or idiots who make a few dollars promoting a blog software?

213327873
7:01

Look at the content store and work out what we spend shooting content.
Do you think someone who does not have a clue can afford to shoot all that?
Problem is you like to appear big, sending a few clicks around the Internet and earning dollars promoting other peoples businesses.
Stay flaming me, you don't have what it takes to be me.

Haha, he's an ICQ novelist!

edgeprod · 01-08-2007, 09:52 AM

Hillarity ensues:

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Paul Markham: How many of those join links were wrong? That blog you sell is it yours or are you just an affiliate selling it?

Paul Markham: You see if they were all wrong you proved me a liar, if one was wrong you proved yourselves a bunch of idiots. Tearing me apart like that for one out of eight links is stupid, calling me out as a liar for all the join links being down is fair. Who do you think you really impressed, good business men and surfers or idiots who make a few dollars promoting a blog software?

Paul Markham: Look at the content store and work out what we spend shooting content. Do you think someone who does not have a clue can afford to shoot all that? Problem is you like to appear big, sending a few clicks around the Internet and earning dollars promoting other peoples businesses. Stay flaming me, you don't have what it takes to be me.

Paul Markham: So did I have 7 working links or 8 non working links?

Edgeprod: That's not the topic. The topic is the mirth provided, which I am currently enjoying. Mirthfully.

Paul Markham: So it's a blog scripting company. So do you own the script?

Edgeprod: Warning: incoming mirth!

Paul Markham: So did I have 7 working links or 8 non working links?

Edgeprod: Mirth: inbound!

Paul Markham: So did I have 7 working links or 8 non working links?

Edgeprod: "Hey! You! Look out for that mirth!"

Paul Markham: So did I have 7 working links or 8 non working links?

Edgeprod: Bzzzt, beep, beep, boop. Scanners indicate mirth.

Paul Markham: You did not even bother to think who or what the thread was aimed at did you. I might be wrong aiming it at them, but it worked. I was not aiming it at affiliates that's for sure.

Edgeprod: In our top stories today, analysts predict a 3% rise in the level of mirth.

Paul Markham: If you are so clever tell me who and what the thread was aimed at and I will tell everyone how clever you are.

Edgeprod: Studies show that mirth is good for the heart. Scientists suggest consuming one Markham per day to increase mirth levels.

Paul Markham: So not bright enough to work it out?

Edgeprod: Radioactive mirth began to rain on the city today, prompting officials to ...

Paul Markham: Do you want me to help and give you a clue?

Edgeprod: Email alert: Paul Markham has sent you mirth.

Paul Markham: As I thought no clue.

Edgeprod: Call 1-800-GO-MIRTH for a free Markham sample. Supplies are nearly infinite. Now YOU TOO can own yourself on a message board, repeatedly, and then again in ICQ. Operators are standing by. Laughing.

Edgeprod: P.S. -- roff-roff-roffle my waff-waff-waffle.

edgeprod · 01-08-2007, 09:57 AM

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Paul Markham: I guess what must really piss you off is I make more money than you. Keep whoring your sig.

Edgeprod: *grin* https://gfy.com/gfy-hall-of-shame/660898-announcement-regarding-autoblogger-pro.html

Edgeprod: Does it make you sad that Autoblogger has been around for about a year, and not has roughly 10,000 licensed domains? I bet it does -- that's a lot of content, especially since ABPSA sells for $300 per copy. But don't let it get you down .. maybe some day, you'll be financially independent, too, and won't have to keep whoring yourself out for a buck.

Edgeprod: As I look out onto the beautiful waters of the lake, take a deep breath of clean air, and relax through my day without the worry of actually working, I'll spare a thought for you, still slaving away for your pay check and having people laugh at you on -- of all places -- a message board. And then I'll laugh because you CARED enough to not only ICQ me about it, but ICQ other people. You're awesome, I hope you keep embarrassing yourself for many years to come -- it's great to watch!

You end up almost feeling bad for the guy, not checking people out before assuming you "make more money" than them.

Anna_O · 01-08-2007, 10:08 AM

Top ten best thread ever

StuBradley · 01-08-2007, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Edgeprod: Bzzzt, beep, beep, boop. Scanners indicate mirth.

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Edgeprod: Call 1-800-GO-MIRTH for a free Markham sample. Supplies are nearly infinite. Now YOU TOO can own yourself on a message board, repeatedly, and then again in ICQ. Operators are standing by. Laughing.

OMG...his ICQ logs are almost funnier than this thread!

NemesiS876 · 01-08-2007, 11:51 AM

congrats on it

edgeprod · 01-08-2007, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

OMG...his ICQ logs are almost funnier than this thread!

It's the only way to combat idiocy: throw nonsense back at the source.

I didn't post the rest of his messaged, but he kept muttering (almost incoherently) about how he makes more money than me. I was afraid he was about to whip out his cock and ask for a comparison.

The best part about the money discussion is that he then cited as examples all the CONTENT he shoots. I was thinking to myself, "er, wait a second. Person A has to chase a buck, shoot content, keep digging for his dough. Person B sits back and does whatever the fuck he wants, following a successful decade. Which would YOU rather be?" .. but in either case, I laughed when he said I was an affiliate of Autoblogger somehow, and implied that a script with roughly 10,000 licensed domains (and much larger gross margins) is somehow less successful than a content company that is constantly bitching about the cost of shooting.

This year, relaxing at *cough* the lake house *cough*, I'll be thinking of Paul Markham's pale, skinny legs as he slaves away for each and every buck. I feel some definite mirth coming on.

StuBradley · 01-08-2007, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I was thinking to myself, "er, wait a second. Person A has to chase a buck, shoot content, keep digging for his dough. Person B sits back and does whatever the fuck he wants, following a successful decade. Which would YOU rather be?"

I know which I would choose.

Hell, I took all of last summer off (May through September) and just travelled the country and caught up with old friends I had lost touch with. I could tell Paul how QUANTITY is not better than QUALITY in this biz but you know how well Paul takes criticism *rolls eyes*.

BTW, edge I missed you on ICQ earlier. Hit me up when you get a chance. I know you like my sites and I wanna hook you up with some free passes.

edgeprod · 01-08-2007, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

I know which I would choose.

Hell, I took all of last summer off (May through September) and just travelled the country and caught up with old friends I had lost touch with. I could tell Paul how QUANTITY is not better than QUALITY in this biz but you know how well Paul takes criticism *rolls eyes*.

Watch out, he'll make up some fake e-mails from his travel agent, and three clients who say his stuff is awesome!

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

BTW, edge I missed you on ICQ earlier. Hit me up when you get a chance. I know you like my sites and I wanna hook you up with some free passes.

Hey, I actually got your ICQ before I saw this -- your sites are awesome, so thanks!

StuBradley · 01-08-2007, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Watch out, he'll make up some fake e-mails from his travel agent, and three clients who say his stuff is awesome!

I just spit water out my nose!

edgeprod · 01-08-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

I just spit water out my nose!

Substitute "ass" for "nose," and you can be on Letterman!

Pleasurepays · 01-08-2007, 03:59 PM

hahaha... what a great thread!

this thread delivers mirth!

edgeprod · 01-08-2007, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

this thread delivers mirth!

Mirth by the fucking caseload, in this instance.

How come there were no "thanks for the bump" posts today?

StuBradley · 01-08-2007, 04:11 PM

yeah, paul is sleeping i guess.

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	You know, i made a New Year resolution not to post on this fucking board anymore, but I just had to log in and say: PAUL, YOU ARE ONE STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! OWNED!

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Is you content so fucking shitty that you have to constantly spam it?

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Charly (paul markham) has been on this board for 6 years, and every fucking one of his posts is SPAM. Why won't the mods can his ass is beyond me. I mean, if the signups took off and the ratios are outstanding, surely he can afford to pay for adverttising?

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edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	Sorry, I'm still not signing up. Like I could if I wanted to.

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