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slapass · 01-04-2007, 05:02 AM

I think the reason people say they do not work is all you made is a $5 non reoccuring sale.

Lovetoshag · 01-04-2007, 05:03 AM

Paul Markham = Spam

And not just on this board, he has already been booted from one board this week because of it.

borked · 01-04-2007, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alredy

2 Paul Markham
Don't pay attention on this idiots.

Ask a moderator to take control in this thread.

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass

I think the reason people say they do not work is all you made is a $5 non reoccuring sale.

Finally. Someone who believes he made a sale. I congratulate you on your boldness, sir, and for coming and standing up for what's clearly the case: Paul is getting rich off of $5 sales, and we're all asleep at the switch.

I, for one, enjoy reading threads disguised as a newbie questions that are, in reality, simply cleverly constructed spam posts. I sincerely hope I am not in the minority. Long live Paul.

darksoul · 01-04-2007, 05:06 AM

Paul,
maybe someday you'll realize nobody gives a shit about your sites
and your findings.

G'luck.

Paul Markham · 01-04-2007, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lovetoshag

Paul Markham = Spam

And not just on this board, he has already been booted from one board this week because of it.

I've always been a spammer, what are you here for, a social life.

I got kicked off that board a day or two after I exposed one of the moderators for lying. Coincidence or what?

Can't believe one broken link makes me a liar, what about all the others?

borked · 01-04-2007, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by en21

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edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lovetoshag

Paul Markham = Spam

And not just on this board, he has already been booted from one board this week because of it.

That is a complete and utter lie! Paul goes to GREAT lengths to disguise his spam, and you would do well to notice that and appreciate it.

Some people just post "Hey, here's my site at ABC.com." Paul posts questions like: "What's a hyperlink?" and then, inside, spams his sites. This is CLEARLY not only more entertaining, but can be educational. I enjoy this format, not only here, but also on the other boards you are referring to. In fact, it pains me greatly to ever remove his threads because of spam.

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Can't believe one broken link makes me a liar, what about all the others?

You have more broken links? Hackers. Hackers, through and through. Did you change your passwords yet?

Lovetoshag · 01-04-2007, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I've always been a spammer, what are you here for, a social life.

I got kicked off that board a day or two after I exposed one of the moderators for lying. Coincidence or what?

Can't believe one broken link makes me a liar, what about all the others?

Paul, I didnt call you a liar, Im just stating the truth.

Lovetoshag · 01-04-2007, 05:14 AM

The reason you got kicked off that board is because they are less tolerant than GFY on bullshit spam threads you constantly make.

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 05:21 AM

I just hope some jerk doesn't post links like this:

http://paul-markham.justgotowned.com/

It's tasteless, and frankly, completely immature.

Theo The Theologian · 01-04-2007, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I've always been a spammer, what are you here for, a soci....

Hey! I don't mind spam. I spam for my cult's "Two for Jewsday Chess" all the time. I just don't insult people's intelligence by trying to disguise my spam "business threads" as something they're not.

Not only do you spam but you ask a question, then disagree with nearly every valid response simply because it conflicts with the answer you were *trying* to lead people to in the first place.

Lovetoshag · 01-04-2007, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

I just hope some jerk doesn't post links like this:

It's tasteless, and frankly, completely immature.

lmao

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lovetoshag

The reason you got kicked off that board is because they are less tolerant than GFY on bullshit spam threads you constantly make.

No! You didn't listen! Paul "outed" a Moderator using a clever mix of trickery, subterfuge, and espionage. This caused an international incident of epic proportions, resulting in a ban.

This injustice will be avenged shortly, I can ASSURE you, when the throngs of Paul fans march onto the board to lodge the complaints.

Lovetoshag · 01-04-2007, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Hey! I don't mind spam. I spam for my cult's "Two for Jewsday Chess" all the time. I just don't insult people's intelligence by trying to disguise my spam "business threads" as something they're not.

Not only do you spam but you ask a question, then disagree with nearly every valid response simply because it conflicts with the answer you were *trying* to lead people to in the first place.

bingo

Paul Markham · 01-04-2007, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

No! You didn't listen! Paul "outed" a Moderator using a clever mix of trickery, subterfuge, and espionage. This caused an international incident of epic proportions, resulting in a ban.

This injustice will be avenged shortly, I can ASSURE you, when the throngs of Paul fans march onto the board to lodge the complaints.

No LB said my content he bought did not convert and led to cancellations. But if you looked at his affiliate page it told everyone it converted well and retained well.

I pointed out he had put Bargain Basement content on a tour.

He then sent his "Content Buyer" over to say he bought from the Paul Markham store. Which I again exposed as a lie.

Then a day later my posts disappear. Coincidence?

As for spamming, I had been "Spamming/posting" on Netpond for 6 years, only the last week I got banned.

Not really worried about it though.

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I am a secret agent for the Eastern European BLOC. I narrowly escaped with my life, bringing this information to the West. Please, accept my application for political asylum.

I will speak with my people, and have them get back to you. Bite down on the cyanide capsule if you are captured.

Theo The Theologian · 01-04-2007, 05:56 AM

why do people ignore good advice when offered freely (ie my first post in this thread)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Let this thread die Paul.

ToplistBlog_Com · 01-04-2007, 07:16 AM

no one acessed porn sites not worked

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToplistBlog_Com

no one acessed porn sites not worked

Someone should make that their sig!

cheekycherry · 01-04-2007, 08:03 AM

funny thread

Turf · 01-04-2007, 08:28 AM

what is inside the members area ? just pictures or movies too or ?

grumpy · 01-04-2007, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

The Petra site on CCBILL

0006 http://www.5dollarsporn.com/petra/ 5 Dollars Porn Petra Yes Visa,MC,Disc,JCB,Checks

Copy of an email to confirm a join on CCBILL.

You are receiving this email to let you know that CCBILL has processed a subscription for your site.

This transaction was processed for account 927456 - 0006.
Customer Name: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
E-mail address: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Username: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Password: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subscription ID:xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Price: $5.00 for 10 days (non-recurring)

Not going to post screen grabs because the haters will just accuse me of Photoshopping it.

Have no idea what went wrong and it went wrong at least a week ago. Not had a join on that site recently. I was talking over all figures.

Who am I spamming to?

But keep bumping and checking it please.

join on ccbill wont work
link goes to : https://bill.ccbill.com/jpost/signup.cgi
from page : http://5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php
response is : Invalid request.

hard to signup

Star 69 · 01-04-2007, 09:13 AM

wiil check your sites later on, have no time right now, i have a traine to Kiev in 2 hours, need topack my things

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy

join on ccbill wont work
link goes to : https://bill.ccbill.com/jpost/signup.cgi
from page : http://5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php
response is : Invalid request.

hard to signup

You didn't LISTEN, though! These are PAUL MARKHAM sites. They don't NEED working signup links to convert. His content is *so* good, people will actually create their OWN CCBill links, forms, and transactions just to get inside. Very clearly, and without ambiguity, Paul said:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

sign ups took off

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

ratios are outstanding

Are you calling Paul ... a liar?!

Mr. Romance · 01-04-2007, 09:19 AM

people love value on and off the web

Mr. Romance

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance

people love value on and off the web

Mr. Romance

Can you summarize this thread for the class?

wyldblyss · 01-04-2007, 09:22 AM

Paul, this is excellent news! I would also like to mention that Monster Partners (please see my sig) is also getting unbelievable ratios on a site we are going to release next month. IN fact, we think once the designer actually designs the tour, and CCBill approves it...and the site goes live... ratio's will sky rocket even more! Of course, ratios are so fantastic, that it is NOT open to webmaster promotion just yet.

teg0 · 01-04-2007, 09:24 AM

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss

Paul, this is excellent news! I would also like to mention that Monster Partners (please see my sig) is also getting unbelievable ratios on a site we are going to release next month. IN fact, we think once the designer actually designs the tour, and CCBill approves it...and the site goes live... ratio's will sky rocket even more! Of course, ratios are so fantastic, that it is NOT open to webmaster promotion just yet.

Is the secret to have join links that don't work?

I'll have to try it.

Scottish Guy · 01-04-2007, 09:49 AM

Whats The Drama Lama Rating Of This Thread?

Axzar · 01-04-2007, 09:51 AM

This thread is great!

Scottish Guy · 01-04-2007, 09:51 AM

Should I deactivate Affiliate links on my sites? Is this some new high converting craze?

wyldblyss · 01-04-2007, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

Is the secret to have join links that don't work?

I'll have to try it.

for Paul yes...for MonsterPartners....we went one step further....we didn't even make a site...and our ratios are even better than Pauls

Oracle Porn · 01-04-2007, 10:04 AM

this is one of the funniest thread ever...what a dumbass.

Rochard · 01-04-2007, 10:12 AM

Paul is learning a serious lesson here.... While a lot of people seem to think otherwise, GFY is a community of the smartest people in the adult online industry. If you post something stupid you'll be called out. If post a link to a site and and something's messed up (such as links not working) you'll be called out. Get used to it already.

Paul, you can sell dogshit on the Internet if you get enough traffic to it. However, that's not about to impress anyone in our industry.

Axzar · 01-04-2007, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Paul, you can sell dogshit on the Internet if you get enough traffic to it. However, that's not about to impress anyone in our industry.

Is this where the term "shit traffic" came from?

justsexxx · 01-04-2007, 10:25 AM

Invalid request. when you press the ccbill button...Wow your skills are amazing...Already 6 hours passed

L-Pink · 01-04-2007, 10:31 AM

Dollarmansteve · 01-04-2007, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Seems they are wrong, as far as I can see.

We stuck up www.5dollarsporn.com/petra a few weeks ago and at first it was very slow. Then we put up the others. http://www.5dollarsporn.com/christine/ http://www.5dollarsporn.com/kay/ http://www.5dollarsporn.com/grace/ and sign ups took off.

OK the traffic is very low as we have not really started to promote but ratios are outstanding. Will be interesting to see how they proceed when we start sending more traffic.

No affiliate program for this site, sorry guys.

Im assuming by 'work' you dont mean 'make money'.

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss

for Paul yes...for MonsterPartners....we went one step further....we didn't even make a site...and our ratios are even better than Pauls

You're a better man than I, and I bow to your skills! This level of skill is like that of Buddha -- you have TRANSCENDED porn and the NEED to put up a site. You have attained .. Enlightenment! Nirvana! Breasts!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

this is one of the funniest thread ever...what a dumbass.

It's up there for sure.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Paul is learning a serious lesson here.... While a lot of people seem to think otherwise, GFY is a community of the smartest people in the adult online industry. If you post something stupid you'll be called out. If post a link to a site and and something's messed up (such as links not working) you'll be called out. Get used to it already.

His consulting rates are quite reasonable. You TOO can harness the power of broken links generating sign ups for Adult.com! *

* - Faked signup emails not included.

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx

Invalid request. when you press the ccbill button...Wow your skills are amazing...Already 6 hours passed

6 hours of broken sites is nothing when you can make bank off of broken links! BOW DOWN, mortal!

Paul Markham · 01-04-2007, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy

join on ccbill wont work
link goes to : https://bill.ccbill.com/jpost/signup.cgi
from page : http://5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php
response is : Invalid request.

hard to signup

So one link does not work and that's one out of eight join links. And the surfer will not go back and try the other one.

Wow I'm really learning a lot here.

Keep the thread going please.

Axeman · 01-04-2007, 11:01 AM

Gotta be a tight profit margin on $5 non recurring sales. How hard are you upselling inside?

L-Pink · 01-04-2007, 11:07 AM

ucv.karl · 01-04-2007, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

"There is no spoon."

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

So one link does not work and that's one out of eight join links.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman!

you should check your join links they all dont work

Swing and a miss. History is preserved on page one.

JD · 01-04-2007, 11:14 AM

baddog · 01-04-2007, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

Not when I checked.

Damn, I wouldn't want to be in the shoes of someone who posted what is, in effect, a spam post disguised (thinly) as something informative .. who was then revealed to have been bragging about joins when, in fact, joins were not possible.

Of course, that's not what happened HERE, I'm just saying, completely off-topic, that I wouldn't want to be in THAT guy's shoes.

We are talking about Paul here.

baddog · 01-04-2007, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod

I just hope some jerk doesn't post links like this:

http://paul-markham.justgotowned.com/

It's tasteless, and frankly, completely immature.

someone has WAY too much time on their hands

01-04-2007, 05:06 AM	#55
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01-04-2007, 10:04 AM	#86
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01-04-2007, 05:02 AM	#51
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,625	I think the reason people say they do not work is all you made is a $5 non reoccuring sale.

01-04-2007, 05:03 AM	#52
Lovetoshag Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Down Under Posts: 36	Paul Markham = Spam And not just on this board, he has already been booted from one board this week because of it.

01-04-2007, 05:14 AM	#61
Lovetoshag Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Down Under Posts: 36	The reason you got kicked off that board is because they are less tolerant than GFY on bullshit spam threads you constantly make.

01-04-2007, 05:21 AM	#62
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	I just hope some jerk doesn't post links like this: http://paul-markham.justgotowned.com/ It's tasteless, and frankly, completely immature.

01-04-2007, 07:16 AM	#70
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01-04-2007, 08:03 AM	#72
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01-04-2007, 09:22 AM	#79
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Paul, this is excellent news! I would also like to mention that Monster Partners (please see my sig) is also getting unbelievable ratios on a site we are going to release next month. IN fact, we think once the designer actually designs the tour, and CCBill approves it...and the site goes live... ratio's will sky rocket even more! Of course, ratios are so fantastic, that it is NOT open to webmaster promotion just yet.

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01-04-2007, 09:51 AM	#83
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01-04-2007, 10:12 AM	#87
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,847	Paul is learning a serious lesson here.... While a lot of people seem to think otherwise, GFY is a community of the smartest people in the adult online industry. If you post something stupid you'll be called out. If post a link to a site and and something's messed up (such as links not working) you'll be called out. Get used to it already. Paul, you can sell dogshit on the Internet if you get enough traffic to it. However, that's not about to impress anyone in our industry. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

01-04-2007, 10:25 AM	#89
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