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  • slapass
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 14625

    #51
    I think the reason people say they do not work is all you made is a $5 non reoccuring sale.

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    • Lovetoshag
      Registered User
      • Sep 2006
      • 36

      #52
      Paul Markham = Spam

      And not just on this board, he has already been booted from one board this week because of it.

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      • borked
        Totally Borked
        • Feb 2005
        • 6284

        #53
        Originally posted by alredy
        2 Paul Markham
        Don't pay attention on this idiots.

        Ask a moderator to take control in this thread.

        For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
        (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



        All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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        • edgeprod
          Permanently Gone
          • Mar 2004
          • 10019

          #54
          Originally posted by slapass
          I think the reason people say they do not work is all you made is a $5 non reoccuring sale.
          Finally. Someone who believes he made a sale. I congratulate you on your boldness, sir, and for coming and standing up for what's clearly the case: Paul is getting rich off of $5 sales, and we're all asleep at the switch.

          I, for one, enjoy reading threads disguised as a newbie questions that are, in reality, simply cleverly constructed spam posts. I sincerely hope I am not in the minority. Long live Paul.

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          • darksoul
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 4997

            #55
            Paul,
            maybe someday you'll realize nobody gives a shit about your sites
            and your findings.

            G'luck.
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            • Paul Markham
              Too old to care
              • Jun 2001
              • 52942

              #56
              Originally posted by Lovetoshag
              Paul Markham = Spam

              And not just on this board, he has already been booted from one board this week because of it.
              I've always been a spammer, what are you here for, a social life.

              I got kicked off that board a day or two after I exposed one of the moderators for lying. Coincidence or what?

              Can't believe one broken link makes me a liar, what about all the others?



              Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500.
              PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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              • borked
                Totally Borked
                • Feb 2005
                • 6284

                #57
                Originally posted by en21
                ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

                For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com
                (consider figuring out the email as test #1)



                All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202

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                • edgeprod
                  Permanently Gone
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 10019

                  #58
                  Originally posted by Lovetoshag
                  Paul Markham = Spam

                  And not just on this board, he has already been booted from one board this week because of it.
                  That is a complete and utter lie! Paul goes to GREAT lengths to disguise his spam, and you would do well to notice that and appreciate it.

                  Some people just post "Hey, here's my site at ABC.com." Paul posts questions like: "What's a hyperlink?" and then, inside, spams his sites. This is CLEARLY not only more entertaining, but can be educational. I enjoy this format, not only here, but also on the other boards you are referring to. In fact, it pains me greatly to ever remove his threads because of spam.

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                  • edgeprod
                    Permanently Gone
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 10019

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Paul Markham
                    Can't believe one broken link makes me a liar, what about all the others?
                    You have more broken links? Hackers. Hackers, through and through. Did you change your passwords yet?

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                    • Lovetoshag
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 36

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Paul Markham
                      I've always been a spammer, what are you here for, a social life.

                      I got kicked off that board a day or two after I exposed one of the moderators for lying. Coincidence or what?

                      Can't believe one broken link makes me a liar, what about all the others?
                      Paul, I didnt call you a liar, Im just stating the truth.

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                      • Lovetoshag
                        Registered User
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 36

                        #61
                        The reason you got kicked off that board is because they are less tolerant than GFY on bullshit spam threads you constantly make.

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                        • edgeprod
                          Permanently Gone
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 10019

                          #62
                          I just hope some jerk doesn't post links like this:

                          http://paul-markham.justgotowned.com/

                          It's tasteless, and frankly, completely immature.

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                          • Theo The Theologian
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 1099

                            #63
                            Originally posted by Paul Markham
                            I've always been a spammer, what are you here for, a soci....
                            Hey! I don't mind spam. I spam for my cult's "Two for Jewsday Chess" all the time. I just don't insult people's intelligence by trying to disguise my spam "business threads" as something they're not.

                            Not only do you spam but you ask a question, then disagree with nearly every valid response simply because it conflicts with the answer you were *trying* to lead people to in the first place.


                            I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                            • Lovetoshag
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 36

                              #64
                              Originally posted by edgeprod
                              I just hope some jerk doesn't post links like this:


                              It's tasteless, and frankly, completely immature.

                              lmao

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                              • edgeprod
                                Permanently Gone
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 10019

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Lovetoshag
                                The reason you got kicked off that board is because they are less tolerant than GFY on bullshit spam threads you constantly make.
                                No! You didn't listen! Paul "outed" a Moderator using a clever mix of trickery, subterfuge, and espionage. This caused an international incident of epic proportions, resulting in a ban.

                                This injustice will be avenged shortly, I can ASSURE you, when the throngs of Paul fans march onto the board to lodge the complaints.

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                                • Lovetoshag
                                  Registered User
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 36

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                                  Hey! I don't mind spam. I spam for my cult's "Two for Jewsday Chess" all the time. I just don't insult people's intelligence by trying to disguise my spam "business threads" as something they're not.

                                  Not only do you spam but you ask a question, then disagree with nearly every valid response simply because it conflicts with the answer you were *trying* to lead people to in the first place.
                                  bingo

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                                  • Paul Markham
                                    Too old to care
                                    • Jun 2001
                                    • 52942

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by edgeprod
                                    No! You didn't listen! Paul "outed" a Moderator using a clever mix of trickery, subterfuge, and espionage. This caused an international incident of epic proportions, resulting in a ban.

                                    This injustice will be avenged shortly, I can ASSURE you, when the throngs of Paul fans march onto the board to lodge the complaints.
                                    No LB said my content he bought did not convert and led to cancellations. But if you looked at his affiliate page it told everyone it converted well and retained well.

                                    I pointed out he had put Bargain Basement content on a tour.

                                    He then sent his "Content Buyer" over to say he bought from the Paul Markham store. Which I again exposed as a lie.

                                    Then a day later my posts disappear. Coincidence?

                                    As for spamming, I had been "Spamming/posting" on Netpond for 6 years, only the last week I got banned.

                                    Not really worried about it though.



                                    Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500.
                                    PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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                                    • edgeprod
                                      Permanently Gone
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 10019

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                      I am a secret agent for the Eastern European BLOC. I narrowly escaped with my life, bringing this information to the West. Please, accept my application for political asylum.
                                      I will speak with my people, and have them get back to you. Bite down on the cyanide capsule if you are captured.

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                                      • Theo The Theologian
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 1099

                                        #69

                                        why do people ignore good advice when offered freely (ie my first post in this thread)

                                        Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                                        Let this thread die Paul.


                                        I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                        • ToplistBlog_Com
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 2065

                                          #70
                                          no one acessed porn sites not worked

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                                          • edgeprod
                                            Permanently Gone
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 10019

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by ToplistBlog_Com
                                            no one acessed porn sites not worked
                                            Someone should make that their sig!

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                                            • cheekycherry
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 1703

                                              #72
                                              funny thread

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                                              • Turf
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 1865

                                                #73
                                                what is inside the members area ? just pictures or movies too or ?
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                                                • grumpy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 9870

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                  The Petra site on CCBILL

                                                  0006 http://www.5dollarsporn.com/petra/ 5 Dollars Porn Petra Yes Visa,MC,Disc,JCB,Checks

                                                  Copy of an email to confirm a join on CCBILL.

                                                  You are receiving this email to let you know that CCBILL has processed a subscription for your site.

                                                  This transaction was processed for account 927456 - 0006.
                                                  Customer Name: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
                                                  E-mail address: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
                                                  Username: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
                                                  Password: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
                                                  Subscription ID:xxxxxxxxxxxxx
                                                  Price: $5.00 for 10 days (non-recurring)

                                                  Not going to post screen grabs because the haters will just accuse me of Photoshopping it.

                                                  Have no idea what went wrong and it went wrong at least a week ago. Not had a join on that site recently. I was talking over all figures.

                                                  Who am I spamming to?

                                                  But keep bumping and checking it please.
                                                  join on ccbill wont work
                                                  link goes to : https://bill.ccbill.com/jpost/signup.cgi
                                                  from page : http://5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php
                                                  response is : Invalid request.

                                                  hard to signup
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                                                  • Star 69
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 8602

                                                    #75
                                                    wiil check your sites later on, have no time right now, i have a traine to Kiev in 2 hours, need topack my things
                                                    e-mail star69

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                                                    • edgeprod
                                                      Permanently Gone
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 10019

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by grumpy
                                                      join on ccbill wont work
                                                      link goes to : https://bill.ccbill.com/jpost/signup.cgi
                                                      from page : http://5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php
                                                      response is : Invalid request.

                                                      hard to signup
                                                      You didn't LISTEN, though! These are PAUL MARKHAM sites. They don't NEED working signup links to convert. His content is *so* good, people will actually create their OWN CCBill links, forms, and transactions just to get inside. Very clearly, and without ambiguity, Paul said:

                                                      Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                      sign ups took off
                                                      Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                      ratios are outstanding
                                                      Are you calling Paul ... a liar?!

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                                                      • Mr. Romance
                                                        The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                        • 7821

                                                        #77
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                                                        • edgeprod
                                                          Permanently Gone
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 10019

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Mr. Romance
                                                          people love value on and off the web

                                                          Mr. Romance
                                                          Can you summarize this thread for the class?

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                                                          • wyldblyss
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 5779

                                                            #79
                                                            Paul, this is excellent news! I would also like to mention that Monster Partners (please see my sig) is also getting unbelievable ratios on a site we are going to release next month. IN fact, we think once the designer actually designs the tour, and CCBill approves it...and the site goes live... ratio's will sky rocket even more! Of course, ratios are so fantastic, that it is NOT open to webmaster promotion just yet.


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                                                            • teg0
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2006
                                                              • 4204

                                                              #80

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                                                              • edgeprod
                                                                Permanently Gone
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 10019

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                                Paul, this is excellent news! I would also like to mention that Monster Partners (please see my sig) is also getting unbelievable ratios on a site we are going to release next month. IN fact, we think once the designer actually designs the tour, and CCBill approves it...and the site goes live... ratio's will sky rocket even more! Of course, ratios are so fantastic, that it is NOT open to webmaster promotion just yet.
                                                                Is the secret to have join links that don't work?

                                                                I'll have to try it.

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                                                                • Scottish Guy
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 416

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Whats The Drama Lama Rating Of This Thread?

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                                                                  • Axzar
                                                                    Random Jackass
                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 1837

                                                                    #83
                                                                    This thread is great!

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                                                                    • Scottish Guy
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                      • 416

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Should I deactivate Affiliate links on my sites? Is this some new high converting craze?

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                                                                      • wyldblyss
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                                        • 5779

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                                        Is the secret to have join links that don't work?

                                                                        I'll have to try it.
                                                                        for Paul yes...for MonsterPartners....we went one step further....we didn't even make a site...and our ratios are even better than Pauls

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                                                                        • Oracle Porn
                                                                          Affiliate
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 24433

                                                                          #86
                                                                          this is one of the funniest thread ever...what a dumbass.


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                                                                          • Rochard
                                                                            Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                                            • 75733

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Paul is learning a serious lesson here.... While a lot of people seem to think otherwise, GFY is a community of the smartest people in the adult online industry. If you post something stupid you'll be called out. If post a link to a site and and something's messed up (such as links not working) you'll be called out. Get used to it already.

                                                                            Paul, you can sell dogshit on the Internet if you get enough traffic to it. However, that's not about to impress anyone in our industry.
                                                                            Herschel Savage
                                                                            Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                            • Axzar
                                                                              Random Jackass
                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 1837

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                              Paul, you can sell dogshit on the Internet if you get enough traffic to it. However, that's not about to impress anyone in our industry.
                                                                              Is this where the term "shit traffic" came from?

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                                                                              • justsexxx
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                • 13723

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Invalid request. when you press the ccbill button...Wow your skills are amazing...Already 6 hours passed
                                                                                Questions?

                                                                                ICQ: 125184542

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                                                                                • L-Pink
                                                                                  working on my tan
                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                  • 39151

                                                                                  #90

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                                                                                  • Dollarmansteve
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                                    • 2849

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                    Seems they are wrong, as far as I can see.

                                                                                    We stuck up www.5dollarsporn.com/petra a few weeks ago and at first it was very slow. Then we put up the others. http://www.5dollarsporn.com/christine/ http://www.5dollarsporn.com/kay/ http://www.5dollarsporn.com/grace/ and sign ups took off.

                                                                                    OK the traffic is very low as we have not really started to promote but ratios are outstanding. Will be interesting to see how they proceed when we start sending more traffic.

                                                                                    No affiliate program for this site, sorry guys.
                                                                                    Im assuming by 'work' you dont mean 'make money'.
                                                                                    I died.

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                                                                                    • edgeprod
                                                                                      Permanently Gone
                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                      • 10019

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Originally posted by wyldblyss
                                                                                      for Paul yes...for MonsterPartners....we went one step further....we didn't even make a site...and our ratios are even better than Pauls
                                                                                      You're a better man than I, and I bow to your skills! This level of skill is like that of Buddha -- you have TRANSCENDED porn and the NEED to put up a site. You have attained .. Enlightenment! Nirvana! Breasts!

                                                                                      Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                                                      this is one of the funniest thread ever...what a dumbass.
                                                                                      It's up there for sure.

                                                                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                      Paul is learning a serious lesson here.... While a lot of people seem to think otherwise, GFY is a community of the smartest people in the adult online industry. If you post something stupid you'll be called out. If post a link to a site and and something's messed up (such as links not working) you'll be called out. Get used to it already.
                                                                                      His consulting rates are quite reasonable. You TOO can harness the power of broken links generating sign ups for Adult.com! *

                                                                                      * - Faked signup emails not included.

                                                                                      Originally posted by justsexxx
                                                                                      Invalid request. when you press the ccbill button...Wow your skills are amazing...Already 6 hours passed
                                                                                      6 hours of broken sites is nothing when you can make bank off of broken links! BOW DOWN, mortal!

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                                                                                      • Paul Markham
                                                                                        Too old to care
                                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                                        • 52942

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by grumpy
                                                                                        join on ccbill wont work
                                                                                        link goes to : https://bill.ccbill.com/jpost/signup.cgi
                                                                                        from page : http://5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php
                                                                                        response is : Invalid request.

                                                                                        hard to signup
                                                                                        So one link does not work and that's one out of eight join links. And the surfer will not go back and try the other one.

                                                                                        Wow I'm really learning a lot here.

                                                                                        Keep the thread going please.



                                                                                        Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500.
                                                                                        PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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                                                                                        • Axeman
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                          • 5201

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Gotta be a tight profit margin on $5 non recurring sales. How hard are you upselling inside?
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                                                                                          • L-Pink
                                                                                            working on my tan
                                                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                                                            • 39151

                                                                                            #95

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                                                                                            • ucv.karl
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                              • 498

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                                                              "There is no spoon."
                                                                                              It's better when you can Switch.
                                                                                              ICQ: 263079754

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                                                                                              • edgeprod
                                                                                                Permanently Gone
                                                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                                                • 10019

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                                So one link does not work and that's one out of eight join links.
                                                                                                Originally posted by sandman!
                                                                                                you should check your join links they all dont work
                                                                                                Swing and a miss. History is preserved on page one.

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                                                                                                • JD
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                  • 22651

                                                                                                  #98

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                                                                                                  • baddog
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                                    • 107089

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                                                                    Not when I checked.

                                                                                                    Damn, I wouldn't want to be in the shoes of someone who posted what is, in effect, a spam post disguised (thinly) as something informative .. who was then revealed to have been bragging about joins when, in fact, joins were not possible.

                                                                                                    Of course, that's not what happened HERE, I'm just saying, completely off-topic, that I wouldn't want to be in THAT guy's shoes.
                                                                                                    We are talking about Paul here.

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                                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 107089

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                                                                      I just hope some jerk doesn't post links like this:

                                                                                                      http://paul-markham.justgotowned.com/

                                                                                                      It's tasteless, and frankly, completely immature.
                                                                                                      someone has WAY too much time on their hands

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