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WebcamCash Anita · 01-02-2007, 01:30 PM

i had a pal who was craving something sweet, but i had nada, so he sucked on an advil tablet.

carol.prime · 01-02-2007, 01:40 PM

my friend speak chinese at me...LOL

bizman2960 · 01-02-2007, 01:45 PM

Drove into a tree and almost killed me.

JD · 01-02-2007, 01:46 PM

this chick on gfy reposted the same thread :X

The Captain · 01-02-2007, 01:48 PM

went to sleep on the sidewalk, that was a good one...

fuzebox · 01-02-2007, 03:28 PM

Can we just tell stories about one of your coworkers in particular?

Theo Anthony · 01-02-2007, 03:34 PM

i woke up from my drunken coma one night and pissed in my wardrope mistaking it for a toilet for some unknown reason.! go figure!!

nico-t · 01-02-2007, 04:03 PM

after a card game involving shots when you loose, a friend stood up in front of a toilet and puked all over it instead of kneeling in front of the porcelain god to get it in there... the whole bathroom was completely covered with puke.... luckily it was a hotelroom... sadly it was my hotelroom

Shok · 01-02-2007, 04:05 PM

I fucked Gerald Ford

Joesho · 01-02-2007, 04:31 PM

Took a piss on a passed out guy at Spring break.

Dragar · 01-02-2007, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebcamCash Anita

i had a pal who was craving something sweet, but i had nada, so he sucked on an advil tablet.

I seen a woman put a pinapple in her arse

01-02-2007, 04:44 PM

This is a true story: I got really hammered with some slut one night off of Jager - We started making a webcam video and at Some point during sex I blacked out - I woke up in the morning and she was gone. I was laying on the ground naked, yet I had my socks and shoes on with a puddle of puke next to me. My computer was on and I started up the video - At halfway through the video she totally had me bent over doggystyle and was fingering my ass and spanking me! WTF? I didnt remember it at all

dynastoned · 01-02-2007, 05:12 PM

I was at the wake boarding championships after party at a place called tower park here in northern california. i came with a group of 12-15 people that i knew from highschool. anyway one of the girls brought there boyfriend which nobody knew. he got completely fucking plastered he stripped off all his clothes and started running around tower park camp sites screaming "FUCK YOU IM NAKED!".

well this place was fucking packed 10k+ party goers. next thing you know we see this fuckin guy with both middle fingers in the air still running around screaming "FUCK YOU IM NAKED" and now he has about 100-200 people running behind him cheering him on! i swear it was one of the most classic moments ever, pure fucking comedy. then he proceeds to freak a light pole and some chicks threw a couple bucks at him it was fuckin hilarious.

reynold · 01-02-2007, 05:33 PM

A girl who once rejected me.. weird.

Spunky · 01-02-2007, 05:38 PM

A dude collapsed in front of me and spilled beer on my snakeskin boots

spacedog · 01-02-2007, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo Anthony

i woke up from my drunken coma one night and pissed in my wardrope mistaking it for a toilet for some unknown reason.! go figure!!

LOL.. I've done that, but it was the refrigerator that I pissed in

starpimps · 01-02-2007, 06:02 PM

puked in my car
then puked in my car again

4Man · 01-02-2007, 06:23 PM

my friend eat grrass!!!

JayDeeZee · 01-02-2007, 07:17 PM

I ran across the top of a row or port-a-potties and crushed in the roof of every one of them. While a crowd cheered me on.

Imagine you were in one! hehehe

shekinah · 01-02-2007, 07:21 PM

She puked on my clothes then sleep.. weird because she smiled as if she's in a dream..

WebcamCash Anita · 01-26-2007, 03:23 PM

rotlf...thanks for making my friday, guys!

tehHinjew · 01-26-2007, 03:44 PM

well madawg i saw him drunk at his house, he shot his laptop on his floor, chips on the floor, and he wanted me to post on gfy LOL
all he said was gfy gfy gfy
then he started spooning with his dog, and spitting on random shit
he then spat on me so i punched him in his head
he doesnt remember tho

ztik · 01-26-2007, 03:50 PM

Few months ago I came home really drunk, was tryin to take a piss and I guess the toilett lid was down, lol. The woman saw me doin it and came in and opened it for me, she cleaned up the pee too, she's a good girl

BigBen · 01-26-2007, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ztik

Few months ago I came home really drunk, was tryin to take a piss and I guess the toilett lid was down, lol. The woman saw me doin it and came in and opened it for me, she cleaned up the pee too, she's a good girl

Sounds like you found a keeper.

Ramos · 01-26-2007, 06:17 PM

My friend stripped down at a Party at the Hard Rock and I recorded it on my phone.

niche25 · 01-26-2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bizman2960

Drove into a tree and almost killed me.

I like this one, someone award him something.

niche25 · 01-26-2007, 07:38 PM

My buddy made out with one of those plastic owl statues that scare the pigeons away... I think he even named it Roberta.

Big Red Machine · 01-26-2007, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog

LOL.. I've done that, but it was the refrigerator that I pissed in

I 3rd that ,but for me it was Duke's Stratocaster Guitar. I was passed out on his couch thought I was home ,and at home my bathroom is a few feet away from my bed.........

lol

kittengerl · 01-26-2007, 07:55 PM

a) pulled a gun on me and a group of friends
b) pissed in the floor and then kept running into the wall thinking it was a door
c) tried to pull me in a utility closet at a club.. and then tried to pull me down the steps.
d) asked me for my # without even introducing themselvs (what the hell? that one always confuses me)

you pick! hehe

EBORG9 · 01-26-2007, 10:13 PM

When I was in college we had a "Trash Can" party, and invited the whole floor. One of the freshman nerds got fucked up and passed out on the couch.
In the morning (his mom) had come to visit and his roomate told her that he was likely down in our room.
So I open the door, turn around to wake him..When I knelt down, I got a whiff of the most ungodlike hell that I have ever smelled.

Turns out, (I found out later) he told me the last thing he remembered was getting up to take a shit, but when he went in the bathroom that morning to shower, his shorts were full of puke. Apparently, he sat down to shit...threw up in his pants, pulled them up and went back to sleep.
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I had a guy pass out at my bar once, after about 6 "White Russians" I let him sleep. (It was a dead night and I was fucking around with a couple of female costumers)
One of the girls pointed at the guy and shouted "eeww" (or something like that).
The guy had his head down like you do on a classroom desk, and he was throwing up, quietly. All you could see was this flow of white liquid gently flowing from underneath his arms, and collecting into the coin catcher. (vegas bars have video poker machines on them). I left it, screwed the chick in the ladies room and paid the cleaning crew an extra $20 to clean it up.
Then I left the guy at the bar when the day shift girl came in (couldn't stand her) Pukey clothes and all. Told her he was a regular of mine and that he was napping in between shifts at a nearby business and to wake him up in 10 minutes.
It was a fun night.

rowan · 01-26-2007, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittengerl

a) pulled a gun on me and a group of friends
b) pissed in the floor and then kept running into the wall thinking it was a door
c) tried to pull me in a utility closet at a club.. and then tried to pull me down the steps.
d) asked me for my # without even introducing themselvs (what the hell? that one always confuses me)

you pick! hehe

lol, I just noticed your site has changed a little recently. It's now full of naked gerls!

american pervert · 01-26-2007, 11:28 PM

my friend likes to get blind drunk and call black people nig.gers and also get naked, sometimes at the same time

geedub · 01-27-2007, 12:09 AM

one time when i was like 17 i puked all over the side of my house, pissed myself, puked on myself, took my clothes off, was locked out but had the keys, tried to climb in the kitchen window, and passed out. my pops found me at 5 am cause the dog was barking at me, lol. would of been awesome to drive by and see my hairy ass hanging out of the window.. no idea how the cops didn't get a hold of me that night. can anyone top this?

rapmaster · 01-27-2007, 12:12 AM

Hah I watched my friend take salvia, it was trippy.

Fizzgig · 01-27-2007, 02:06 AM

That's really weird.

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	I was at the wake boarding championships after party at a place called tower park here in northern california. i came with a group of 12-15 people that i knew from highschool. anyway one of the girls brought there boyfriend which nobody knew. he got completely fucking plastered he stripped off all his clothes and started running around tower park camp sites screaming "FUCK YOU IM NAKED!". well this place was fucking packed 10k+ party goers. next thing you know we see this fuckin guy with both middle fingers in the air still running around screaming "FUCK YOU IM NAKED" and now he has about 100-200 people running behind him cheering him on! i swear it was one of the most classic moments ever, pure fucking comedy. then he proceeds to freak a light pole and some chicks threw a couple bucks at him it was fuckin hilarious.

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EBORG9 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,823	When I was in college we had a "Trash Can" party, and invited the whole floor. One of the freshman nerds got fucked up and passed out on the couch. In the morning (his mom) had come to visit and his roomate told her that he was likely down in our room. So I open the door, turn around to wake him..When I knelt down, I got a whiff of the most ungodlike hell that I have ever smelled. Turns out, (I found out later) he told me the last thing he remembered was getting up to take a shit, but when he went in the bathroom that morning to shower, his shorts were full of puke. Apparently, he sat down to shit...threw up in his pants, pulled them up and went back to sleep. ************************************************ ****** I had a guy pass out at my bar once, after about 6 "White Russians" I let him sleep. (It was a dead night and I was fucking around with a couple of female costumers) One of the girls pointed at the guy and shouted "eeww" (or something like that). The guy had his head down like you do on a classroom desk, and he was throwing up, quietly. All you could see was this flow of white liquid gently flowing from underneath his arms, and collecting into the coin catcher. (vegas bars have video poker machines on them). I left it, screwed the chick in the ladies room and paid the cleaning crew an extra $20 to clean it up. Then I left the guy at the bar when the day shift girl came in (couldn't stand her) Pukey clothes and all. Told her he was a regular of mine and that he was napping in between shifts at a nearby business and to wake him up in 10 minutes. It was a fun night. Last edited by EBORG9; 01-26-2007 at 10:14 PM..

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