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Scottish Guy · 12-31-2006, 01:42 PM

These fuckers think the earth is flat and the government is covering up the "truth" from us

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/

baddog · 12-31-2006, 01:46 PM

Have you ever seen a round map?

Scottish Guy · 12-31-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Have you ever seen a round map?

Yeah its called a globe

baddog · 12-31-2006, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Scottish Guy

Yeah its called a globe

That would be a globe, not a map.

Your logic would mean that there is a such thing as a one-wheeled or three-wheeled bicycle.

Scottish Guy · 12-31-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

That would be a globe, not a map.

Your logic would mean that there is a such thing as a one-wheeled or three-wheeled bicycle.

Ok then yes I have seen a round map it was printed on a globe

Dagwolf · 12-31-2006, 02:01 PM

If the earth is round, why can I see the edge?

mrthumbs · 12-31-2006, 02:03 PM

fuck i thought this was a joke but its serious

baddog · 12-31-2006, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Scottish Guy

Ok then yes I have seen a round map it was printed on a globe

If I put the image of a map on a tea cup, would that mean the earth is shaped like a tea cup?

woj · 12-31-2006, 02:04 PM

it's gotta be a parody site...

Scottish Guy · 12-31-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

If I put the image of a map on a tea cup, would that mean the earth is shaped like a tea cup?

No the reason maps are made flat is common sense who wants to build a circular map each time? Just because you never seen something does not mean it does not exist. By your logic there is no north pole south pole iraq afganistan blah blah blah

Flow · 12-31-2006, 02:41 PM

Honestly, I thought this year was a bit dull so to speak, but that site had made my year worth it - too fucking funny!

Flow · 12-31-2006, 02:42 PM

I have to join that site - just to stir the shit up

Flow · 12-31-2006, 02:48 PM

I believe, I believe - they have picture that proves it - I can't believe it!

Luc · 12-31-2006, 04:11 PM

thanks for a good laugh man, some of their shit is classic..

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Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

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Q: "What about the stars, sun and moon and other planets? Are they flat too? What are they made of?"

A: The sun and moon, each 32 miles in diameter, circle Earth at a height of 3000 miles at its equator, located midway between the North Pole and the ice wall. Each functions similar to a "spotlight," with the sun radiating "hot light," the moon "cold light." As they are spotlights, they only give light out over a certain are which explains why some parts of the Earth are dark when others are light. Their apparent rising and setting are caused by optical illusions.

shit is funny as hell.

Scootermuze · 12-31-2006, 04:20 PM

Did they have an explanation about how you can take off in a plane, fly in a straight line, and end up where ya started?

notabook · 12-31-2006, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Scootermuze

Did they have an explanation about how you can take off in a plane, fly in a straight line, and end up where ya started?

Yep.

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Q: ?How can you take off in a plane, fly in a straight line, then end up where you started??

A: The Force.

Scootermuze · 12-31-2006, 04:31 PM

The force?
Well that certainly has me convinced..

Scottish Guy · 12-31-2006, 04:43 PM

These people twist facts to suit their needs and ignore other facts claiming of government conspiracy. These are dangerous people if they can convince people of these beliefs they must have a lot of control over these people and I bet I read on the news soon about a massive flat earth suicide convention

baddog · 12-31-2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Scottish Guy

These people twist facts to suit their needs and ignore other facts claiming of government conspiracy. These are dangerous people if they can convince people of these beliefs they must have a lot of control over these people and I bet I read on the news soon about a massive flat earth suicide convention

Just because you refuse to accept the facts, they are damgerous?

tony286 · 12-31-2006, 05:03 PM

its too funny but hey it gives them a hobby

Sly · 12-31-2006, 05:10 PM

I've been reading it over. Typically, when somebody firmly believes in a conspiracy they have lots of answers. I have several friends that are really into 9/11 conspiracies, and though I think they're nuts, they have detailed answers for most questions. The guys at this Earth site have HORRIBLE answers, they don't even put forth much effort into proving their belief, which makes me think its just a couple of bored guys with nothing better to do than stir up emotions.

Doctor Dre · 12-31-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Scottish Guy

These people twist facts to suit their needs and ignore other facts claiming of government conspiracy. These are dangerous people if they can convince people of these beliefs they must have a lot of control over these people and I bet I read on the news soon about a massive flat earth suicide convention

This site is a big fucking joke lol

baddog · 12-31-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I've been reading it over. Typically, when somebody firmly believes in a conspiracy they have lots of answers. I have several friends that are really into 9/11 conspiracies, and though I think they're nuts, they have detailed answers for most questions. The guys at this Earth site have HORRIBLE answers, they don't even put forth much effort into proving their belief, which makes me think its just a couple of bored guys with nothing better to do than stir up emotions.

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

This site is a big fucking joke lol

Come on guys, let the Scottish kid worry a little more.

frank7799 · 12-31-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

This site is a big fucking joke lol

Next thing is they will sell earth maps on a scale of 1:1.

marumari · 12-31-2006, 06:09 PM

i think the moonlanding conspiracy is more fun

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Have you ever seen a round map?

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mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	fuck i thought this was a joke but its serious

12-31-2006, 02:42 PM	#12
Flow Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 518	I have to join that site - just to stir the shit up

12-31-2006, 02:48 PM	#13
Flow Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 518	I believe, I believe - they have picture that proves it - I can't believe it!

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Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	Did they have an explanation about how you can take off in a plane, fly in a straight line, and end up where ya started?

12-31-2006, 04:31 PM	#17
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	The force? Well that certainly has me convinced..

12-31-2006, 04:43 PM	#18
Scottish Guy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Scotland Posts: 416	These people twist facts to suit their needs and ignore other facts claiming of government conspiracy. These are dangerous people if they can convince people of these beliefs they must have a lot of control over these people and I bet I read on the news soon about a massive flat earth suicide convention

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	its too funny but hey it gives them a hobby

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