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  • Scottish Guy
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2006
    • 416

    #1

    OMG Conspiracy gone to far (funny shit)

    These fuckers think the earth is flat and the government is covering up the "truth" from us

    http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/
  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #2
    Have you ever seen a round map?

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    • Scottish Guy
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2006
      • 416

      #3
      Originally posted by baddog
      Have you ever seen a round map?

      Yeah its called a globe

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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        Originally posted by Scottish Guy
        Yeah its called a globe
        That would be a globe, not a map.

        Your logic would mean that there is a such thing as a one-wheeled or three-wheeled bicycle.

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        • Scottish Guy
          So Fucking Banned
          • Dec 2006
          • 416

          #5
          Originally posted by baddog
          That would be a globe, not a map.

          Your logic would mean that there is a such thing as a one-wheeled or three-wheeled bicycle.

          Ok then yes I have seen a round map it was printed on a globe

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          • Dagwolf
            President of Canada
            • Sep 2003
            • 23141

            #6
            If the earth is round, why can I see the edge?
            Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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            • mrthumbs
              salad tossing sig guy
              • Apr 2002
              • 11702

              #7
              fuck i thought this was a joke but its serious

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              • baddog
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 107089

                #8
                Originally posted by Scottish Guy
                Ok then yes I have seen a round map it was printed on a globe
                If I put the image of a map on a tea cup, would that mean the earth is shaped like a tea cup?

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                • woj
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                  • Jul 2002
                  • 47880

                  #9
                  it's gotta be a parody site...
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                  • Scottish Guy
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 416

                    #10
                    Originally posted by baddog
                    If I put the image of a map on a tea cup, would that mean the earth is shaped like a tea cup?
                    No the reason maps are made flat is common sense who wants to build a circular map each time? Just because you never seen something does not mean it does not exist. By your logic there is no north pole south pole iraq afganistan blah blah blah

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                    • Flow
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 518

                      #11
                      Honestly, I thought this year was a bit dull so to speak, but that site had made my year worth it - too fucking funny!
                      Last edited by Flow; 12-31-2006, 12:42 PM.

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                      • Flow
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 518

                        #12
                        I have to join that site - just to stir the shit up

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                        • Flow
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 518

                          #13
                          I believe, I believe - they have picture that proves it - I can't believe it!

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                          • Luc
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 1130

                            #14
                            thanks for a good laugh man, some of their shit is classic..

                            Q: "What's underneath the Earth?" aka "What's on the bottom?" aka "What's on the other side?"

                            A: This is unknown. Some believe it to be just rocks, others believe the Earth rests on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

                            Q: "What about the stars, sun and moon and other planets? Are they flat too? What are they made of?"

                            A: The sun and moon, each 32 miles in diameter, circle Earth at a height of 3000 miles at its equator, located midway between the North Pole and the ice wall. Each functions similar to a "spotlight," with the sun radiating "hot light," the moon "cold light." As they are spotlights, they only give light out over a certain are which explains why some parts of the Earth are dark when others are light. Their apparent rising and setting are caused by optical illusions.
                            shit is funny as hell.
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                            • Scootermuze
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 4513

                              #15
                              Did they have an explanation about how you can take off in a plane, fly in a straight line, and end up where ya started?

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                              • notabook
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 9748

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Scootermuze
                                Did they have an explanation about how you can take off in a plane, fly in a straight line, and end up where ya started?
                                Yep.

                                Q: ?How can you take off in a plane, fly in a straight line, then end up where you started??

                                A: The Force.

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                                • Scootermuze
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 4513

                                  #17
                                  The force?
                                  Well that certainly has me convinced..

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                                  • Scottish Guy
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 416

                                    #18
                                    These people twist facts to suit their needs and ignore other facts claiming of government conspiracy. These are dangerous people if they can convince people of these beliefs they must have a lot of control over these people and I bet I read on the news soon about a massive flat earth suicide convention

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                                    • baddog
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 107089

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Scottish Guy
                                      These people twist facts to suit their needs and ignore other facts claiming of government conspiracy. These are dangerous people if they can convince people of these beliefs they must have a lot of control over these people and I bet I read on the news soon about a massive flat earth suicide convention
                                      Just because you refuse to accept the facts, they are damgerous?

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                                      • tony299
                                        lurker
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 57021

                                        #20
                                        its too funny but hey it gives them a hobby

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                                        • Sly
                                          Let's do some business!
                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 31377

                                          #21
                                          I've been reading it over. Typically, when somebody firmly believes in a conspiracy they have lots of answers. I have several friends that are really into 9/11 conspiracies, and though I think they're nuts, they have detailed answers for most questions. The guys at this Earth site have HORRIBLE answers, they don't even put forth much effort into proving their belief, which makes me think its just a couple of bored guys with nothing better to do than stir up emotions.
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                                          • Doctor Dre
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 51692

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Scottish Guy
                                            These people twist facts to suit their needs and ignore other facts claiming of government conspiracy. These are dangerous people if they can convince people of these beliefs they must have a lot of control over these people and I bet I read on the news soon about a massive flat earth suicide convention
                                            This site is a big fucking joke lol
                                            Originally posted by rayadp05
                                            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Sly
                                              I've been reading it over. Typically, when somebody firmly believes in a conspiracy they have lots of answers. I have several friends that are really into 9/11 conspiracies, and though I think they're nuts, they have detailed answers for most questions. The guys at this Earth site have HORRIBLE answers, they don't even put forth much effort into proving their belief, which makes me think its just a couple of bored guys with nothing better to do than stir up emotions.
                                              Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                              This site is a big fucking joke lol

                                              Come on guys, let the Scottish kid worry a little more.

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                                              • frank7799
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 1974

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                This site is a big fucking joke lol
                                                Next thing is they will sell earth maps on a scale of 1:1.

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                                                • marumari
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 755

                                                  #25
                                                  i think the moonlanding conspiracy is more fun
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