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Crazy New Years Resolution? Win XBIZ Passes!
Hey GFY!
CapitalBucks has two passes to the XBIZ Hollywood and Awards show! We want to give them to you! Tell us what your new years resolution is and who ever has the best, funniest, REAL resolution wins them. Tell what your plans are ,lets have fun with this fuckas! Newbiz
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Bring on the funny shit! Whos giving up what?
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My resolution... to have everyone int the industry on www.myplacemaze.com, exchanging ideas, meeting new peeps, and making money!!!
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My new years resolution is to...cross the bearing sea in a 2 person canoe, then cycle/hike through Siberia, Europe, and Asia before jumping onto a row boat and heading back to the states where I walk from New York to Seattle without shaving my legs once. I'll do all of this to raise awareness about the plight of the jackalope.
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oh man - I have to make one up for this
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Mine is boring. This time I am going to quit smoking! Dammit!
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Nice contest... you guys keep us soooo busy that i have not had the chance to think ;)
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GOO!
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To finally meet Alan and give him oral?!? ; )
Just kidding ... no New Year's resolutions for me, just goals for 2007.
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With great sacrifice comes great rewards...
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Love that one kristin!
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To be honest my resolution was just to drink more water....I always go for the Pepsi first.
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To finally sign the 2257 release for Alan and Paul....i know pear shaped asian guys will make you guys money and sometimes that is the price to pay for customer service!
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hmmmm, I'll have to come up with something REALLY funny for this... I'll be back. In the mean time thanks to CapitalBucks for a great contest.
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Ok, this is so cool. Because once you post what your resolution is, you have to stick by it. Congratulations to the winners ahead of time.
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spending less time bitching about trivial stuff and more time being thankful of the things I have...
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Thats a great one!
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My resolution is to stop banging Newbiz's girlfriends.
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Doin fine
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To stop bruising womans cervix's by thrusting too deep.. Its a big problem for me...
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Someone has to take the punishment I did! thanks Hugo!
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As everyone should! Great answer!
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I resolve to quit ragging on religious kooks that post on GFY and stop posting ambiguous photos...
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you fucking Silverpimps are the best ball busters there are!
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Be sure to add your alcohol of choice!
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I resolved not to fall in love again in another thread. Let me take that further here. My resolution is not to be alone, it's to find someone to engage in a "big girl" relationship. I want a MAN to have unadulterated, debaucherous fun with and teach me everything I ever wanted to know but was too afraid to ask. I want someone who can handle my fetishes, cravings and sexually adventurous requests without reservation. Wish me luck!
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ummmmm, I have no resolutions because I never keep them anyways :P
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I need to start working out or getting some exercise in general. I have managed to shed off a ton of weight now I need to pack back on the muscle
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Sissy!
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Now that's what I'm talkin about! Your goin to the top of my dancecard sugarpop.
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WOOF WOOF!
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I resolve to try and be as cool as Alan
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You have a long way to go there, buddy!
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Looking forward to it!
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i miss you Newbiz!
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Where is Steve Lightspeed when you need him?
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miss you back! get unengaged i will make you not miss me!
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does his name start and end with a 'B' perhaps??
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talkin dirty to me. oh wait, it's the other way around LOL
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My New Years Resolutions are
1) Stop peeing in the shower 2) Introduce Newbiz to my cute gf's with nice feet. 3) Do a fitness competition 4) send CB more traffic ![]() |
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My resolution is to let Lisa do me w/ a dildo............................................. .......................NOT!!!
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I resolve to stop trying to get women pregnant through either the ass or the mouth... it just isn't working no matter how hard I try
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2 YeS yeS YES 3 You already did one look at your ass! 4 As everyone should!
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