Crazy New Years Resolution? Win XBIZ Passes! - GoFuckYourself.com

newbiz · 12-27-2006, 12:32 PM

Hey GFY!

CapitalBucks has two passes to the XBIZ Hollywood and Awards show! We want to give them to you!

Tell us what your new years resolution is and who ever has the best, funniest, REAL resolution wins them. Tell what your plans are ,lets have fun with this fuckas!

Newbiz

P. Nash · 12-27-2006, 12:37 PM

Bring on the funny shit! Whos giving up what?

JenniDahling · 12-27-2006, 12:39 PM

My resolution... to have everyone int the industry on www.myplacemaze.com, exchanging ideas, meeting new peeps, and making money!!!

joetta · 12-27-2006, 12:42 PM

My new years resolution is to...cross the bearing sea in a 2 person canoe, then cycle/hike through Siberia, Europe, and Asia before jumping onto a row boat and heading back to the states where I walk from New York to Seattle without shaving my legs once. I'll do all of this to raise awareness about the plight of the jackalope.

HammerALL · 12-27-2006, 12:42 PM

oh man - I have to make one up for this

Rattlehead · 12-27-2006, 12:43 PM

Mine is boring. This time I am going to quit smoking! Dammit!

WWC-Moe B. · 12-27-2006, 12:44 PM

Nice contest... you guys keep us soooo busy that i have not had the chance to think ;)

kristin · 12-27-2006, 12:46 PM

To finally meet Alan and give him oral?!? ; )

Just kidding ... no New Year's resolutions for me, just goals for 2007.

SCOOTER · 12-27-2006, 12:47 PM

With great sacrifice comes great rewards...

newbiz · 12-27-2006, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

To finally meet Alan and give him oral?!? ; )

Just kidding ... no New Year's resolutions for me, just goals for 2007.

Love that one kristin!

SilvercashJeanette · 12-27-2006, 12:50 PM

To be honest my resolution was just to drink more water....I always go for the Pepsi first.

AGP Albert · 12-27-2006, 12:50 PM

To finally sign the 2257 release for Alan and Paul....i know pear shaped asian guys will make you guys money and sometimes that is the price to pay for customer service!

TroubleTonya · 12-27-2006, 12:50 PM

hmmmm, I'll have to come up with something REALLY funny for this... I'll be back. In the mean time thanks to CapitalBucks for a great contest.

TopBucks_Juan · 12-27-2006, 12:50 PM

Ok, this is so cool. Because once you post what your resolution is, you have to stick by it. Congratulations to the winners ahead of time.

J$tyle$ · 12-27-2006, 12:53 PM

Fuck, that's easy!

My New Years Resolution is to do MORE BUSINESS with CAPITAL BUCKS!

gregtx · 12-27-2006, 12:54 PM

spending less time bitching about trivial stuff and more time being thankful of the things I have...

newbiz · 12-27-2006, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joetta

My new years resolution is to...cross the bearing sea in a 2 person canoe, then cycle/hike through Siberia, Europe, and Asia before jumping onto a row boat and heading back to the states where I walk from New York to Seattle without shaving my legs once. I'll do all of this to raise awareness about the plight of the jackalope.

Thats a great one!

Toplessgoat · 12-27-2006, 12:55 PM

My resolution is to stop banging Newbiz's girlfriends.

stickyfingerz · 12-27-2006, 12:57 PM

To stop bruising womans cervix's by thrusting too deep.. Its a big problem for me...

newbiz · 12-27-2006, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Toplessgoat

My resolution is to stop banging Newbiz's girlfriends.

Someone has to take the punishment I did! thanks Hugo!

newbiz · 12-27-2006, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

Fuck, that's easy!

My New Years Resolution is to do MORE BUSINESS with CAPITAL BUCKS!

As everyone should! Great answer!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-27-2006, 01:06 PM

I resolve to quit ragging on religious kooks that post on GFY and stop posting ambiguous photos...

Right! Who am I kidding?!?

ADG Webmaster

newbiz · 12-27-2006, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Silvercash Albert

To finally sign the 2257 release for Alan and Paul....i know pear shaped asian guys will make you guys money and sometimes that is the price to pay for customer service!

LOL Silver-Al-Pimp

you fucking Silverpimps are the best ball busters there are!

newbiz · 12-27-2006, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SilvercashJeanette

To be honest my resolution was just to drink more water....I always go for the Pepsi first.

Be sure to add your alcohol of choice!

Imortyl Pussycat · 12-27-2006, 01:09 PM

I resolved not to fall in love again in another thread. Let me take that further here. My resolution is not to be alone, it's to find someone to engage in a "big girl" relationship. I want a MAN to have unadulterated, debaucherous fun with and teach me everything I ever wanted to know but was too afraid to ask. I want someone who can handle my fetishes, cravings and sexually adventurous requests without reservation. Wish me luck!

J$tyle$ · 12-27-2006, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbiz

As everyone should! Great answer!

Of course it is and everyone should!

LMK when you'll be sending the 2 passes?

Newbizzle fo shizzle in the 2K07!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

newbiz · 12-27-2006, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

I resolved not to fall in love again in another thread. Let me take that further here. My resolution is not to be alone, it's to find someone to engage in a "big girl" relationship. I want a MAN to have unadulterated, debaucherous fun with and teach me everything I ever wanted to know but was too afraid to ask. I want someone who can handle my fetishes, cravings and sexually adventurous requests without reservation. Wish me luck!

Go to the aiport now, bring handcuffs and a gag. School is in session!

xoxo

LA Mike · 12-27-2006, 01:17 PM

ummmmm, I have no resolutions because I never keep them anyways :P

Tanker · 12-27-2006, 01:17 PM

I need to start working out or getting some exercise in general. I have managed to shed off a ton of weight now I need to pack back on the muscle

newbiz · 12-27-2006, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LA Mike

ummmmm, I have no resolutions because I never keep them anyways :P

Mike New Years rez. To let newbiz drive his cars!

Sissy!

Imortyl Pussycat · 12-27-2006, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbiz

Go to the aiport now, bring handcuffs and a gag. School is in session!

xoxo

Now that's what I'm talkin about! Your goin to the top of my dancecard sugarpop.

newbiz · 12-27-2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

Now that's what I'm talkin about! Your goin to the top of my dancecard sugarpop.

WOOF WOOF!

CE Adam · 12-27-2006, 01:45 PM

I resolve to try and be as cool as Alan

P. Nash · 12-27-2006, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ScrewBucks

I resolve to try and be as cool as Alan

You have a long way to go there, buddy!

See ya in a couple of weeks?

CE Adam · 12-27-2006, 01:50 PM

Looking forward to it!

K R I S T E N · 12-27-2006, 02:01 PM

i miss you Newbiz!

Stephen · 12-27-2006, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silvercash Albert

To finally sign the 2257 release for Alan and Paul....i know pear shaped asian guys will make you guys money and sometimes that is the price to pay for customer service!

Hmm, I guess I need to think about some resolutions

B O B · 12-27-2006, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

I resolved not to fall in love again in another thread. Let me take that further here. My resolution is not to be alone, it's to find someone to engage in a "big girl" relationship. I want a MAN to have unadulterated, debaucherous fun with and teach me everything I ever wanted to know but was too afraid to ask. I want someone who can handle my fetishes, cravings and sexually adventurous requests without reservation. Wish me luck!

I know the perfect guy for you....

GigaAlan · 12-27-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

I resolved not to fall in love again in another thread. Let me take that further here. My resolution is not to be alone, it's to find someone to engage in a "big girl" relationship. I want a MAN to have unadulterated, debaucherous fun with and teach me everything I ever wanted to know but was too afraid to ask. I want someone who can handle my fetishes, cravings and sexually adventurous requests without reservation. Wish me luck!

Yay! You, know this could be a Hallmark card.

B O B · 12-27-2006, 02:24 PM

Where is Steve Lightspeed when you need him?

newbiz · 12-27-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by XBizKristen

i miss you Newbiz!

miss you back! get unengaged i will make you not miss me!

Imortyl Pussycat · 12-27-2006, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YNOTBob

I know the perfect guy for you....

does his name start and end with a 'B' perhaps??

Imortyl Pussycat · 12-27-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by YNOTBob

Where is Steve Lightspeed when you need him?

talkin dirty to me. oh wait, it's the other way around LOL

rocki · 12-27-2006, 02:46 PM

My New Years Resolutions are

1) Stop peeing in the shower
2) Introduce Newbiz to my cute gf's with nice feet.
3) Do a fitness competition
4) send CB more traffic

Mohawk Steve · 12-27-2006, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbiz

get unengaged i will make you not miss me!

Poppy · 12-27-2006, 02:53 PM

My resolution is to let Lisa do me w/ a dildo............................................. .......................NOT!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

A-Bomb · 12-27-2006, 02:57 PM

I resolve to stop trying to get women pregnant through either the ass or the mouth... it just isn't working no matter how hard I try

XFANZ_Bob · 12-27-2006, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbiz

Hey GFY!

CapitalBucks has two passes to the XBIZ Hollywood and Awards show! We want to give them to you!

Tell us what your new years resolution is and who ever has the best, funniest, REAL resolution wins them. Tell what your plans are ,lets have fun with this fuckas!

Newbiz

My new year's resolution is to hug the shit out of every deserving woman alive.

Make no mistake -- no hottie shall go un-hugged!!!

newbiz · 12-27-2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocki

My New Years Resolutions are

1) Stop peeing in the shower
2) Introduce Newbiz to my cute gf's with nice feet.
3) Do a fitness competition
4) send CB more traffic

1 pee on your man its kinkyand HOT
2 YeS yeS YES
3 You already did one look at your ass!
4 As everyone should!

rocki · 12-27-2006, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbiz

1 pee on your man its kinkyand HOT
2 YeS yeS YES
3 You already did one look at your ass!
4 As everyone should!

1) no
3) those were bikini not fitness

12-27-2006, 12:32 PM	#1
newbiz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 177	Crazy New Years Resolution? Win XBIZ Passes! Hey GFY! CapitalBucks has two passes to the XBIZ Hollywood and Awards show! We want to give them to you! Tell us what your new years resolution is and who ever has the best, funniest, REAL resolution wins them. Tell what your plans are ,lets have fun with this fuckas! Newbiz __________________ [email protected] \| ICQ - 149130749 \| AIM - ImBackSukas

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12-27-2006, 12:53 PM	#15
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LA Mike Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 3,056	ummmmm, I have no resolutions because I never keep them anyways :P

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