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Old 12-26-2006, 07:57 AM   #1
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop"
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".


Customer: "OK" .


Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"


Customer: "No" .


Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"


Customer: "No" .


Tech Support: "OK. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"


Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'".


Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"


Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Old 12-26-2006, 08:01 AM   #2
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Old 12-26-2006, 08:45 AM   #3
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Old 12-26-2006, 08:51 AM   #4
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Old 12-26-2006, 08:58 AM   #5
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Old 12-26-2006, 09:06 AM   #6
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Old 12-26-2006, 09:12 AM   #7
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Old 12-26-2006, 09:16 AM   #8
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Old 12-26-2006, 09:18 AM   #9
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Old 12-26-2006, 09:19 AM   #10
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Old 12-26-2006, 09:22 AM   #11
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Old 12-26-2006, 10:54 AM   #15
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Having worked at a global software company, I have ultimate respect for support staff.

Having said that I enjoyed seeing them getting one of these idiots on the phone 2 mins before clocking off time and they know they're going to be on the phone for another 45 mins. lol.
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Old 12-26-2006, 11:25 AM   #17
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Old 12-26-2006, 12:03 PM   #18
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Old 12-26-2006, 12:47 PM   #19
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Old 12-26-2006, 02:09 PM   #22
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That conversation is precisely why I turned down requests in the past to work telephone support.

I told them, I will go to their homes or offices to fix it, but no way am I going to try and talk someone through it.
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