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baddog · 12-25-2006, 12:53 PM

Today has been pretty eye opening for me, and I have to say it saddens me.

We all have heard the poem, The Night Before Christmas, and most of you can probably name at least some of the reindeer. Donner, Dancer, Prancer, Blitzen, Rudolph, etc.

What do these names have in common? They are all male names. No big deal, right?

Wrong.

Fact is, by December, most male reindeer have worn themselves out so much due to fighting, fucking and running around that by December, their antlers have simply fallen off.

Female reindeer retain their antlers in order to protect their young.

In reality, Santa's reindeer most likely were female as they have their antlers still, and have enough energy to actually fly around the world.

I hate to call Santa out on his special day, but it is 2006 and this blatant sexism has to come to an end.

Maybe the Boy Alley or will76 can make this their next crusade.

goodgirl · 12-25-2006, 12:58 PM

So if you were going to rename them to female names, what would they be? And would they still fit right in the song?

baddog · 12-25-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

So if you were going to rename them to female names, what would they be? And would they still fit right in the song?

I will have to give that some thought.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-25-2006, 01:11 PM

You know Danni, and Daisy, and Gina and Sarah,
Cindy, Sierra,
and Tassy and Tera,

But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?

Jenna the red nose reindeer...

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CaptainHowdy · 12-25-2006, 01:12 PM

Fake drama !!

baddog · 12-25-2006, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Fake drama !!

sexist .

needlive · 12-25-2006, 01:18 PM

Oh, and I was preparing for something really serious...

Aric · 12-25-2006, 01:24 PM

Merry Christmas baddog - this put a smile on my face

CDSmith · 12-25-2006, 02:02 PM

This IS serious.

Not bomb squad serious, but still pretty serious.

NemesiS876 · 12-25-2006, 02:03 PM

To long to read it sorry

Hollywood376 · 12-25-2006, 02:05 PM

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but flying reindeer are not real. Flying squirrels, on the other hand, are real.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2006, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NemesiS876

To long to read it sorry

sigwhore

Merry christmas baddog

Pete-KT · 12-25-2006, 02:21 PM

sniff sniff, What is that smell?

OH YA

its a FAKE DRAMA Thread

tASSy · 12-25-2006, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You know Danni, and Daisy, and Gina and Sarah,
Cindy, Sierra,
and Tassy and Tera,

But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?

Jenna the red nose reindeer...

ADG Webmaster

yay i'm a reindeer!!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-25-2006, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

yay i'm a reindeer!!!

Yes, you are...

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Scroto · 12-25-2006, 02:52 PM

Santas reindeer are the pussy kind, locked up all year with tons of food and fem reindeer to fuck. So they have their antlers still lol

Thats my story and im sticking to it

NoComments · 12-25-2006, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Maybe the Boy Alley or will76 can make this their next crusade.

Good one on many levels.

Boy Alleys is a fucktard, he should definately jump in on the issue

shekinah · 12-25-2006, 04:21 PM

This is very critical, we need more time to think about it

munki · 12-25-2006, 04:27 PM

spunkronaut · 12-25-2006, 04:35 PM

Quote:

What do these names have in common? They are all male names. No big deal, right?

Dancer?...Prancer? These are male names? hmmmm....

baddog · 12-25-2006, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scroto

Santas reindeer are the pussy kind, locked up all year with tons of food and fem reindeer to fuck. So they have their antlers still lol

Thats my story and im sticking to it

Actually, you have a valid point there.

baddog · 12-25-2006, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkronaut

Dancer?...Prancer? These are male names? hmmmm....

Gay reindeer perhaps.

Kinky John · 12-25-2006, 05:07 PM

you really burst my bubble Dog

ROBO2017 · 12-25-2006, 05:15 PM

You have no idea about what goes on at the north pole

Kinky John · 12-25-2006, 05:16 PM

you ever rubbed noses with an eskimo ? . . or beards ?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-25-2006, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkronaut

Dancer?...Prancer? These are male names? hmmmm....

Rumour has it that Vixen swings both ways...

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Lee · 12-25-2006, 06:34 PM

This was brought up on a show called QI over here and as one panellist put it, "If the were male reindeer you would see their bollocks silhouetted against the sky".

So yes folks, they are female

Frostvr4 · 12-25-2006, 06:34 PM

omg, it can't be!

pornguy · 12-25-2006, 06:40 PM

Something should be done about this.

baddog · 12-25-2006, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Something should be done about this.

That is why I started this thread, I am calling upon Boy Alley and/or will76 to do something about it.

who · 12-25-2006, 07:14 PM

They're just gay reindeer, buddy.

wizhard · 12-25-2006, 07:21 PM

What do these names have in common? They are all male names. No big deal, right?

.....Donner, Dancer, Prancer, Blitzen, Rudolph, etc

Male names ? ... how so, sage ?

will76 · 12-25-2006, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Today has been pretty eye opening for me, and I have to say it saddens me.

We all have heard the poem, The Night Before Christmas, and most of you can probably name at least some of the reindeer. Donner, Dancer, Prancer, Blitzen, Rudolph, etc.

What do these names have in common? They are all male names. No big deal, right?

Wrong.

Fact is, by December, most male reindeer have worn themselves out so much due to fighting, fucking and running around that by December, their antlers have simply fallen off.

Female reindeer retain their antlers in order to protect their young.

In reality, Santa's reindeer most likely were female as they have their antlers still, and have enough energy to actually fly around the world.

I hate to call Santa out on his special day, but it is 2006 and this blatant sexism has to come to an end.

Maybe the Boy Alley or will76 can make this their next crusade.

thats funny. you write a book about utter nonesense and you try to poke fun at me, lol.

I am sure stealing money from people and santa clause being sexist because he named his reindeer all male names have a lot in common.

you are a moron.

will76 · 12-25-2006, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

That is why I started this thread, I am calling upon Boy Alley and/or will76 to do something about it.

you must be really bored or have a pathetic life (or both). You are on GFY on christmas making fake drama and trying to make fun of other people and you continue to bump your dumbass thread. What's the matter not getting enough attention at home ?

have fun old man, glad I can bring you some joy on christmas. But, the joke is on you. Anyone with have a brain cell knows that issues like zango are important to all of us. You can try to trivialise it by making stupid comparisons to factional bullshit, but I don't think most people take issues like zango lightly like apparently you do.

Don't forget easter is around the corner. Maybe you can give us some good insight to what came first, the chicken or the egg. I can't wait.

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