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Old 12-18-2006, 05:07 PM   #1
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GFY Exclusive: My Official Christmas Retirement Advice

With the holidays fast approaching I thought I'd share some important tips to securing your financial freedom:


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle...

It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:09 PM   #2
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roflllllllllllllll !!
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:10 PM   #3
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Where can you find a 21.4% refund rate on empty cans/bottles?!
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:15 PM   #4
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Where can you find a 21.4% refund rate on empty cans/bottles?!
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:15 PM   #5
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It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:18 PM   #6
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Where can you find a 21.4% refund rate on empty cans/bottles?!
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damn you charles.
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:20 PM   #7
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:31 PM   #8
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Amazing ! Write an ebook about it and sell this money making secret with the world, better than 99&#37; of those floating around on the net !
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:32 PM   #9
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I'm starting mine today
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:34 PM   #10
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Excellent Financial Advice.
I was on the program already and did not know it.
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Old 12-18-2006, 05:36 PM   #11
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haha.. that's a pretty funny point
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Old 12-18-2006, 06:27 PM   #12
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Thanks for the advice, pal.
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Old 12-18-2006, 06:29 PM   #13
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lol sad how true that is..
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Old 12-18-2006, 07:46 PM   #14
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I just hope that tip aint based on experience, mate.
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Old 12-18-2006, 08:30 PM   #15
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401kegplan.com/keg/

your site??
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Old 12-18-2006, 09:54 PM   #16
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your site??
nope.


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Old 12-18-2006, 09:55 PM   #17
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Old 12-18-2006, 09:57 PM   #18
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My next door neighbours do all the drinking, I do all the recycling! Thanx for the tip!
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Old 12-19-2006, 10:18 AM   #19
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I just hope that tip aint based on experience, mate.
I'm english what can I say?
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Old 12-20-2006, 11:41 PM   #20
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Excellent Financial Advice.
I was on the program already and did not know it.
and that's why the program is so successful worldwide.
For a measly $30 my video will show you how you can be on the road to riches by ignoring popular myth investment strategies and sticking with my booze/returns schematic.
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