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leedsfan 12-18-2006 05:07 PM

GFY Exclusive: My Official Christmas Retirement Advice
 
With the holidays fast approaching I thought I'd share some important tips to securing your financial freedom:


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle...

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

CaptainHowdy 12-18-2006 05:09 PM

roflllllllllllllll !!

WiredGuy 12-18-2006 05:10 PM

Where can you find a 21.4% refund rate on empty cans/bottles?!
WG

JFK 12-18-2006 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 11549023)
Where can you find a 21.4% refund rate on empty cans/bottles?!
WG


AH WG, is Thinking:thumbsup

Nader 12-18-2006 05:15 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

leedsfan 12-18-2006 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 11549023)
Where can you find a 21.4% refund rate on empty cans/bottles?!
WG

damn you charles. :winkwink:

woj 12-18-2006 05:20 PM

:1orglaugh

StarkReality 12-18-2006 05:31 PM

Amazing ! Write an ebook about it and sell this money making secret with the world, better than 99% of those floating around on the net !

sicone 12-18-2006 05:32 PM

I'm starting mine today

Vegas Ken 12-18-2006 05:34 PM

Excellent Financial Advice.
I was on the program already and did not know it. :)

_Richard_ 12-18-2006 05:36 PM

haha.. that's a pretty funny point

rodney25 12-18-2006 06:27 PM

Thanks for the advice, pal. :1orglaugh

paypaler 12-18-2006 06:29 PM

lol sad how true that is..

reynold 12-18-2006 07:46 PM

I just hope that tip aint based on experience, mate. :)

TattleGuy 12-18-2006 08:30 PM

401kegplan.com/keg/
 
your site??

leedsfan 12-18-2006 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TattleGuy (Post 11550221)
your site??

nope.


:pimp

GAMEFINEST 12-18-2006 09:55 PM

that shieet is pure funni

wyldworx 12-18-2006 09:57 PM

My next door neighbours do all the drinking, I do all the recycling! Thanx for the tip!:1orglaugh

leedsfan 12-19-2006 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold (Post 11549985)
I just hope that tip aint based on experience, mate. :)

I'm english what can I say?

leedsfan 12-20-2006 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vegas Ken (Post 11549145)
Excellent Financial Advice.
I was on the program already and did not know it. :)

and that's why the program is so successful worldwide.
For a measly $30 my video will show you how you can be on the road to riches by ignoring popular myth investment strategies and sticking with my booze/returns schematic.


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