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GFY Exclusive: My Official Christmas Retirement Advice
With the holidays fast approaching I thought I'd share some important tips to securing your financial freedom:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle...
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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