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Old 12-19-2006, 11:52 AM   #1
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Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe!!

TEQUILA CHRISTMAS CAKE

INGREDIENTS:

1 Cup Water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one egg.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:58 AM   #2
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haha i like that, i just emaile dit to everyone
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Old 12-19-2006, 12:54 PM   #3
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Old 12-19-2006, 12:55 PM   #4
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old YNOTBob family recipe

LOL
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Old 12-19-2006, 12:55 PM   #5
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Sounds like my kinda cake
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Old 12-19-2006, 12:56 PM   #6
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Tequila Cake Recipe

Im definately going to make this cake! sounds yummy
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:32 PM   #7
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Im definately going to make this cake! sounds yummy
You live in Sac?? Contact me when we have the next GFY get-2-gether, probably right after the first of the year
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
think about that
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:19 PM   #8
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Hilarious... and maybe even worth trying! LOL
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:32 PM   #9
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Haha thats awesome
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:00 PM   #10
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Damn! I almost forgot to include this one on my Christmas eve menu. Thanks for posting!
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:50 PM   #11
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roflllllll !!
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