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  • Mr. Jim
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 4372
    #1

    So I pick up my car in valet and.......

    The fucking asshole ripped a nasty "make two dogs fight" kinda fart......

    I was furious!!!!!

    I slammed the car back in park and jumped and asked why he just shit in my car....of course the guy seemed to not know what I am talking about....

    so I sat there in front of everyone and I said...."Look you do not have to admit it' but you know you just farted in the car and now instead of lauging about it as I drive away with your other fart bandit friends I am calling you on it....I just gave you mioney that I worked for so you could shit in my car????

    I could understand if it was a pre pay and I stiffed him but I always take care of people ....
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    • JD
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      • Sep 2003
      • 22651
      #2
      jahhahahahahhahahahaha h haha hhah aaa

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        • Chris
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          • May 2003
          • 27880
          #3
          you got leather seats aswell dont you ? :/
          that shit wont ever come out
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            • JFK
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              • Jan 2002
              • 67369
              #4
              Pretty nasty man

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                • sperbonzo
                  I'd rather be on my boat.
                  • May 2003
                  • 9750
                  #5
                  Best thing to do is to send in five undercover police from london and tell them that he's got a bomb.....
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                    • Manowar
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 71528
                      #6
                      owned ;)

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                        • baddog
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                          • Apr 2001
                          • 107089
                          #7
                          Originally posted by sperbonzo
                          Best thing to do is to send in five undercover police from london and tell them that he's got a bomb.....

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                            • Doctor Dre
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                              • Jan 2001
                              • 51692
                              #8
                              You turned the situation arround very quickly ;) congrats

                              The guy must have got fired just after that lol
                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                • Doctor Dre
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                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 51692
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                  Best thing to do is to send in five undercover police from london and tell them that he's got a bomb.....
                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                    • Cyndalie
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 3615
                                      #10
                                      Oh that's way worse than a Florida valet with bad B.O.! Yikes!
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                                        • MandyBlake
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 17761
                                          #11
                                          i wouldn't have bothered. its not that big of a deal in my opinion.
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                                            • Mr. Jim
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                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 4372
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                              i wouldn't have bothered. its not that big of a deal in my opinion.
                                              It was nasty Mandy like Juan won the bean burrito eatring contest and celebrated by washing it down with Corona and then chased it with a shot of prune juice....

                                              it was one of thise you just knew was going to do damage...uncalled for....but i know everyone has there point where they draw the line....for me it was almost gagging....had to say something

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                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 11190
                                                  #13
                                                  That is funny, Now!
                                                  You should have gave him one of these.

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                                                    • pornguy
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 62910
                                                      #14
                                                      You know how to fix that. Far before you get out of the car next time.
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                                                        • Mr. Jim
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                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 4372
                                                          #15
                                                          1 in ten webmasters surveyed prefer the smell of a valet fart over not tolerating it....


                                                          Interesting stat

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                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 58202
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                              That is funny, Now!
                                                              You should have gave him one of these.

                                                              haha... I used to light up my own, when I was a kid.


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                                                                • Spunky
                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 133978
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I guess you didn't give him a tip then

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                                                                    • GammaCash_Dom
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 405
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by jimholio
                                                                      It was nasty Mandy like Juan won the bean burrito eatring contest and celebrated by washing it down with Corona and then chased it with a shot of prune juice....

                                                                      it was one of thise you just knew was going to do damage...uncalled for....but i know everyone has there point where they draw the line....for me it was almost gagging....had to say something



                                                                      that's a fucking nice explanation

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                                                                        • Babagirls
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                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 18812
                                                                          #19
                                                                          anyone else laugh when they read "fart bandit friends" LOL




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                                                                            • Abyss_Vee
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                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 5208
                                                                              #20

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                                                                                • Ice
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                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 26053
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by jimholio
                                                                                  It was nasty Mandy like Juan won the bean burrito eatring contest and celebrated by washing it down with Corona and then chased it with a shot of prune juice....

                                                                                  it was one of thise you just knew was going to do damage...uncalled for....but i know everyone has there point where they draw the line....for me it was almost gagging....had to say something

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                                                                                    • Morgan
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                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 10520
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      were you alone???

                                                                                      sounds to me like your date may have been the culpret.
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                                                                                        • Basic_man
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                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 27360
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Pretty funny story (to read). I hope you didn't left him a penny..
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                                                                                            • reed_4
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                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                              • 9640
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Thanks for the laugh man. that really was a funny shit experience you had.

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                                                                                                • newbreed
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                  • 9898
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Fart Bandit??? AHAHAHAHAAAAAA

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                                                                                                    • tungsten
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                      • 10579
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      seriously just admit it man, you got owned
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                                                                                                        • UniversalPass Pete
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Nasty! I would be pissed!


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                                                                                                            • PixeLs
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                              That is funny, Now!
                                                                                                              You should have gave him one of these.

                                                                                                              Damn, worse than that July 4 asshole who lit up fire crackers on his ass.

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