Man Forcibly Brands His Initials onto Bride's Buttocks - GoFuckYourself.com

fuzzylogic · 12-13-2006, 02:13 PM

Police in England say a man they are questioning has some explaining to do following an incident in which he used a cattle brander to forcibly imprint his initials on his bride's buttocks the night before their wedding.

The incident came to light after his wife called a women's rights organization. The possessive husband who is 54 years old explained that he wanted other men to know immediately that the 22-year-old woman belonged to him and only him.

source: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005798664

Stephen · 12-13-2006, 02:15 PM

well, that's one way to make your mark

who · 12-13-2006, 02:16 PM

Let me guess - she didn't marry him, afterwards?

notabook · 12-13-2006, 02:17 PM

Bah, who here can honestly say they’ve never done this before to a girlfriend or wife? Very common practice to say the least.

SmokeyTheBear · 12-13-2006, 02:22 PM

what a moron .. thats what tattoos are for.. you let you girlfriend pick out a nice one for her ass then you slip the guy $100 to put "OWNED BY SMOKEY _ DO NOT ENTER - SEVERE PENIS DAMAGE MAY OCCUR"

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-13-2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Bah, who here can honestly say they?ve never done this before to a girlfriend or wife? Very common practice to say the least.

I brand all my whores ;)

StuartD · 12-13-2006, 02:25 PM

Makes perfect sense to me.

Hentaikid · 12-13-2006, 02:25 PM

Dude should've settled for a hickey.

What was a 22 year old doing marrying a 54 year old anyway?

(Not that that changes the fact the dude is an asshole)

fuzzylogic · 12-13-2006, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

what a moron .. thats what tattoos are for.. you let you girlfriend pick out a nice one for her ass then you slip the guy $100 to put "OWNED BY SMOKEY _ DO NOT ENTER - SEVERE PENIS DAMAGE MAY OCCUR"

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-13-2006, 02:31 PM

Thats when you marry him, cut his balls off, set them on the table in a jar of vinegar just to let everyone know you have your husband by the balls.

Sounds like the stupid fuck should be put behind a horse and kicked.

TinyTim · 12-13-2006, 02:32 PM

The shit that people do

OzMan · 12-13-2006, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

Police in England say a man they are questioning has some explaining to do...

They make it sound like the Police are open to the possibility that the guy may have a perfectly reasonable explanation for doing this and all he has to do is tell the police and all will be fine.

who · 12-13-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by OzMan

They make it sound like the Police are open to the possibility that the guy may have a perfectly reasonable explanation for doing this and all he has to do is tell the police and all will be fine.

LOL!! You're right.. it does sound like thaT!

They could also question the wife for making her buttocks available to the man. Just get a muslim to judge it and the man will be a-ok!

JFK · 12-13-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hentaikid

Dude should've settled for a hickey.

What was a 22 year old doing marrying a 54 year old anyway?

(Not that that changes the fact the dude is an asshole)

HMMMMMMMMMM, she wouldnt be a goldigger per chance , would she ?

SxDx · 12-13-2006, 02:45 PM

he might be a liiiiiiiiiiittle on the the possesive side

Sarah_Jayne · 12-13-2006, 02:55 PM

and people wonder why some women chop off dicks

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fuzzylogic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: buffalo, las vegas. icq: 285808879 Posts: 4,796	Man Forcibly Brands His Initials onto Bride's Buttocks Police in England say a man they are questioning has some explaining to do following an incident in which he used a cattle brander to forcibly imprint his initials on his bride's buttocks the night before their wedding. The incident came to light after his wife called a women's rights organization. The possessive husband who is 54 years old explained that *he wanted other men to know immediately that the 22-year-old woman belonged to him and only him.* source: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005798664 Last edited by fuzzylogic; 12-13-2006 at 02:14 PM..

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