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fuzzylogic 12-13-2006 02:13 PM

Man Forcibly Brands His Initials onto Bride's Buttocks
 
Police in England say a man they are questioning has some explaining to do following an incident in which he used a cattle brander to forcibly imprint his initials on his bride's buttocks the night before their wedding.

The incident came to light after his wife called a women's rights organization. The possessive husband who is 54 years old explained that he wanted other men to know immediately that the 22-year-old woman belonged to him and only him.


source: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005798664

Stephen 12-13-2006 02:15 PM

well, that's one way to make your mark

who 12-13-2006 02:16 PM

Let me guess - she didn't marry him, afterwards? :)

notabook 12-13-2006 02:17 PM

Bah, who here can honestly say they’ve never done this before to a girlfriend or wife? Very common practice to say the least.

SmokeyTheBear 12-13-2006 02:22 PM

what a moron .. thats what tattoos are for.. you let you girlfriend pick out a nice one for her ass then you slip the guy $100 to put "OWNED BY SMOKEY _ DO NOT ENTER - SEVERE PENIS DAMAGE MAY OCCUR"

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-13-2006 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11521473)
Bah, who here can honestly say they?ve never done this before to a girlfriend or wife? Very common practice to say the least.

I brand all my whores ;)

StuartD 12-13-2006 02:25 PM

Makes perfect sense to me.

Hentaikid 12-13-2006 02:25 PM

Dude should've settled for a hickey.

What was a 22 year old doing marrying a 54 year old anyway?

(Not that that changes the fact the dude is an asshole)

fuzzylogic 12-13-2006 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11521505)
what a moron .. thats what tattoos are for.. you let you girlfriend pick out a nice one for her ass then you slip the guy $100 to put "OWNED BY SMOKEY _ DO NOT ENTER - SEVERE PENIS DAMAGE MAY OCCUR"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-13-2006 02:31 PM

Thats when you marry him, cut his balls off, set them on the table in a jar of vinegar just to let everyone know you have your husband by the balls.

Sounds like the stupid fuck should be put behind a horse and kicked.

TinyTim 12-13-2006 02:32 PM

The shit that people do

OzMan 12-13-2006 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 11521444)
Police in England say a man they are questioning has some explaining to do...

They make it sound like the Police are open to the possibility that the guy may have a perfectly reasonable explanation for doing this and all he has to do is tell the police and all will be fine. :helpme

who 12-13-2006 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan (Post 11521656)
They make it sound like the Police are open to the possibility that the guy may have a perfectly reasonable explanation for doing this and all he has to do is tell the police and all will be fine. :helpme

LOL!! You're right.. it does sound like thaT! :)

They could also question the wife for making her buttocks available to the man. Just get a muslim to judge it and the man will be a-ok! :thumbsup

JFK 12-13-2006 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hentaikid (Post 11521532)
Dude should've settled for a hickey.

What was a 22 year old doing marrying a 54 year old anyway?

(Not that that changes the fact the dude is an asshole)

HMMMMMMMMMM, she wouldnt be a goldigger per chance , would she ?:1orglaugh

SxDx 12-13-2006 02:45 PM

he might be a liiiiiiiiiiittle on the the possesive side

Sarah_Jayne 12-13-2006 02:55 PM

and people wonder why some women chop off dicks


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