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Mutt · 12-09-2006, 08:40 PM

yes i do, after replacing some bad memory sticks, i now have the fastest computer in the history of micro-computing - a Pentium Dual core something or other - only very special people are given this processor and I am one of them. i have read half the Internet and all of the GFY archives today going back to its start with the help of my Pentium Dual core something or other.

i will be back when i have completed a round trip of the Internet in less than 30 minutes.

thank you

BoyAlley · 12-09-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

i will be back when i have completed a round trip of the Internet in less than 30 minutes.

thank you

Don't forget to take the detour down my alley.................

emthree · 12-09-2006, 08:43 PM

Yeh, I got one of those too.

Mutt · 12-09-2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Don't forget to take the detour down my alley.................

i have already whizzed past the gay district of the internets, i didn't have time to stop, sorry to be rude but i am trying to set a speed record for internets surfing.

jacked · 12-09-2006, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Don't forget to take the detour down my alley.................

thats one back alley i would never want to stumble upon

Mutt · 12-09-2006, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by emthree

Yeh, I got one of those too.

no you don't - i am one of only a handful of specially selected individuals to be given this computing power. i saw the list of the others and there was no 'emthree' on it. enjoy your Pentium60 though!

LA Mike · 12-09-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

yes i do, after replacing some bad memory sticks, i now have the fastest computer in the history of micro-computing - a Pentium Dual core something or other - only very special people are given this processor and I am one of them. i have read half the Internet and all of the GFY archives today going back to its start with the help of my Pentium Dual core something or other.

i will be back when i have completed a round trip of the Internet in less than 30 minutes.

thank you

haha, grats! I have been running Dell XPS's and love them :P

BoyAlley · 12-09-2006, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jacked

thats one back alley i would never want to stumble upon

Most people don't "stumble upon" it, they tend more to just "fall in".

Mutt · 12-09-2006, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by LA Mike

haha, grats! I have been running Dell XPS's and love them :P

you are richer than me so i am sure you along with some others were given the special computing power through Dell for enormous sums of money. most people on GFY aren't rich though so I am here to gloat!

Psycho_x · 12-09-2006, 09:16 PM

This is the best thred of the day. The dual core things rock.

12-09-2006, 09:20 PM

Shhh, nobody tell him the quad cores are already out.

http://www.intel.com/products/proces...e2xe/index.htm

Pleasurepays · 12-09-2006, 10:44 PM

countdown to the first sig whores attempt to correct Mutt and explain that he can't surf the entire internet in 30 mins.... 10....9.....8.....7......

KK2K3 · 12-09-2006, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

countdown to the first sig whores attempt to correct Mutt and explain that he can't surf the entire internet in 30 mins.... 10....9.....8.....7......

6.......5.......4........3.......2........1

reynold · 12-10-2006, 07:47 AM

Damn. Mine might be just half your speed now..

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 12-10-2006, 07:51 AM

Can you send me Dawson whilst you are doing all that.

I will pay for her airfare.

gangbangjoe · 12-10-2006, 07:52 AM

my computer had a diesel engine

12-09-2006, 08:40 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	I Now Have The Fastest Computer In The Universe yes i do, after replacing some bad memory sticks, i now have the fastest computer in the history of micro-computing - a Pentium Dual core something or other - only very special people are given this processor and I am one of them. i have read half the Internet and all of the GFY archives today going back to its start with the help of my Pentium Dual core something or other. i will be back when i have completed a round trip of the Internet in less than 30 minutes. thank you __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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12-09-2006, 09:20 PM	#11
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Shhh, nobody tell him the quad cores are already out. http://www.intel.com/products/proces...e2xe/index.htm

12-09-2006, 10:44 PM	#12
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	countdown to the first sig whores attempt to correct Mutt and explain that he can't surf the entire internet in 30 mins.... 10....9.....8.....7......

12-10-2006, 07:47 AM	#14
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Damn. Mine might be just half your speed now..

12-10-2006, 07:51 AM	#15
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	Can you send me Dawson whilst you are doing all that. I will pay for her airfare.