I Now Have The Fastest Computer In The Universe
 

yes i do, after replacing some bad memory sticks, i now have the fastest computer in the history of micro-computing - a Pentium Dual core something or other - only very special people are given this processor and I am one of them. i have read half the Internet and all of the GFY archives today going back to its start with the help of my Pentium Dual core something or other.

i will be back when i have completed a round trip of the Internet in less than 30 minutes.

thank you

Yeh, I got one of those too.

i have already whizzed past the gay district of the internets, i didn't have time to stop, sorry to be rude but i am trying to set a speed record for internets surfing.

thats one back alley i would never want to stumble upon :1orglaugh

no you don't - i am one of only a handful of specially selected individuals to be given this computing power. i saw the list of the others and there was no 'emthree' on it. enjoy your Pentium60 though! :thumbsup

haha, grats! I have been running Dell XPS's and love them :P

Most people don't "stumble upon" it, they tend more to just "fall in". :Oh crap

you are richer than me so i am sure you along with some others were given the special computing power through Dell for enormous sums of money. most people on GFY aren't rich though so I am here to gloat!

This is the best thred of the day. The dual core things rock.

Shhh, nobody tell him the quad cores are already out.

http://www.intel.com/products/proces...e2xe/index.htm

countdown to the first sig whores attempt to correct Mutt and explain that he can't surf the entire internet in 30 mins.... 10....9.....8.....7......

6.......5.......4........3.......2........1

Damn. Mine might be just half your speed now.. :(

Can you send me Dawson whilst you are doing all that.:thumbsup

I will pay for her airfare.

my computer had a diesel engine