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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431
    #1

    I Now Have The Fastest Computer In The Universe

    yes i do, after replacing some bad memory sticks, i now have the fastest computer in the history of micro-computing - a Pentium Dual core something or other - only very special people are given this processor and I am one of them. i have read half the Internet and all of the GFY archives today going back to its start with the help of my Pentium Dual core something or other.

    i will be back when i have completed a round trip of the Internet in less than 30 minutes.

    thank you
    I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
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    • BoyAlley
      So Fucking Gay
      • Nov 2004
      • 19714
      #2
      Originally posted by Mutt
      i will be back when i have completed a round trip of the Internet in less than 30 minutes.

      thank you
      Don't forget to take the detour down my alley.................

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        • emthree
          Dialer Kingpin
          • Jun 2003
          • 10816
          #3
          Yeh, I got one of those too.

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            • Mutt
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Sep 2002
              • 34431
              #4
              Originally posted by BoyAlley
              Don't forget to take the detour down my alley.................
              i have already whizzed past the gay district of the internets, i didn't have time to stop, sorry to be rude but i am trying to set a speed record for internets surfing.
              I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                • jacked
                  sperm tail
                  • May 2004
                  • 11019
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                  Don't forget to take the detour down my alley.................
                  thats one back alley i would never want to stumble upon
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                    • Mutt
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 34431
                      #6
                      Originally posted by emthree
                      Yeh, I got one of those too.
                      no you don't - i am one of only a handful of specially selected individuals to be given this computing power. i saw the list of the others and there was no 'emthree' on it. enjoy your Pentium60 though!
                      I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                        • LA Mike
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 3056
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Mutt
                          yes i do, after replacing some bad memory sticks, i now have the fastest computer in the history of micro-computing - a Pentium Dual core something or other - only very special people are given this processor and I am one of them. i have read half the Internet and all of the GFY archives today going back to its start with the help of my Pentium Dual core something or other.

                          i will be back when i have completed a round trip of the Internet in less than 30 minutes.

                          thank you
                          haha, grats! I have been running Dell XPS's and love them :P

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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714
                              #8
                              Originally posted by jacked
                              thats one back alley i would never want to stumble upon
                              Most people don't "stumble upon" it, they tend more to just "fall in".

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                                • Mutt
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 34431
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by LA Mike
                                  haha, grats! I have been running Dell XPS's and love them :P

                                  you are richer than me so i am sure you along with some others were given the special computing power through Dell for enormous sums of money. most people on GFY aren't rich though so I am here to gloat!
                                  I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                                    • Psycho_x
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 697
                                      #10
                                      This is the best thred of the day. The dual core things rock.

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                                        • evildick
                                          #11
                                          Shhh, nobody tell him the quad cores are already out.

                                          http://www.intel.com/products/proces...e2xe/index.htm

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                                            • Pleasurepays
                                              BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 11913
                                              #12
                                              countdown to the first sig whores attempt to correct Mutt and explain that he can't surf the entire internet in 30 mins.... 10....9.....8.....7......

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                                                • KK2K3
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2005
                                                  • 190
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                  countdown to the first sig whores attempt to correct Mutt and explain that he can't surf the entire internet in 30 mins.... 10....9.....8.....7......
                                                  6.......5.......4........3.......2........1

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                                                    • reynold
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 51271
                                                      #14
                                                      Damn. Mine might be just half your speed now..

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                                                        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                          I guarantee it
                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 18314
                                                          #15
                                                          Can you send me Dawson whilst you are doing all that.

                                                          I will pay for her airfare.

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                                                            • gangbangjoe
                                                              Ronin
                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 17693
                                                              #16
                                                              my computer had a diesel engine

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