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12-06-2006, 05:13 PM
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Anyone else get Gecko poop on their walls?
I have a few geckos in my apartment that run on the walls. This is a good thing because in tropical environments they geckos eat the spiders and any other creepy crawlies that may lurk about. My geckos are welcome and have the run of the place. I am pro-gecko.
But they also shit on the walls. It took me a long time to realize it was gecko poop on the walls. I have been puzzled for months until I watched one poop the other day. So then these little piss ants come out of fucking nowhere, literally, not a crack in the wall... they just materialize from space or something and eat the gecko shit. Once the shit is gone "POOF" those little fuckers disappear like magic. Now... the geckos WON'T eat the ants that are having a picnic on his poop, I'm guessing because he knows better. But I find it a strange little eco system that is in my apartment. I can't rub one off when they sit there close to me, it kind of freaks me out a little. Sitting there, cock in my hand, some big boob Japanese girl on my screen and Gary the Gecko is peeking at me just a few feet away. Kills my wood. I often wonder if Gary is gay. He always seems to pop out when I'm naked. One of those fuckers shit on my pillow once, and I found a circle of ants on it with NO TRAIL of ants coming or going from my pillow. Just poop and ants. I killed them all and threw away the pillow. Thought I would share that with all of you before I go to bed. Night. |
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12-06-2006, 05:15 PM
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What are you talking man!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-06-2006, 05:21 PM
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12-06-2006, 05:25 PM
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I have no clue about your telaporting shit eating ants.
However I think Gary is concerned with that every time he looks away your suddenly holding a snake that was not there a few seconds ago. His little reptilian brain is confused and scared you will let it go. Plus I am sure it has seen how far it can shoot its venom.
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12-06-2006, 05:25 PM
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I'm not now but will be next month, hope you'll be still in town by then
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12-06-2006, 05:29 PM
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Maybe I should get the snake out and let Gary see it up close. Play with it. Crawl on it. Flick it's little gecko tongue on it. Let Gary know it's his friend.  Now where is that little fucker...... |
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12-06-2006, 05:30 PM
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never had any experience with gecko poop and walls, sorry
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12-06-2006, 05:38 PM
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I would think if you have geckos, they would poop. Take a close look... |
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12-06-2006, 05:40 PM
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they dont have exterminators where you live?
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12-06-2006, 05:41 PM
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cool story
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12-06-2006, 05:46 PM
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I wish I had magic ants that would eat gecko shit off of walls... then I guess I'd have to get some gecko's to shit on the walls for the magic ants.
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Geckos are cool. They are everywhere. |
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12-06-2006, 05:49 PM
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I have tried to lure them out with sweets and food... no dice. But as soon as a fresh Gecko turd is on the wall, it's like the last supper. |
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12-06-2006, 07:06 PM
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I know exactly what you are talking about, took me a while to figure out what the hell was shitting on my walls when I spent a year in the province scuba diving!
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12-06-2006, 08:01 PM
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These little fuckers are here on earth, just to eat Gecko shit off my walls. Unreal. |
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