DWB

I have a few geckos in my apartment that run on the walls. This is a good thing because in tropical environments they geckos eat the spiders and any other creepy crawlies that may lurk about. My geckos are welcome and have the run of the place. I am pro-gecko.

But they also shit on the walls.

It took me a long time to realize it was gecko poop on the walls. I have been puzzled for months until I watched one poop the other day.

So then these little piss ants come out of fucking nowhere, literally, not a crack in the wall... they just materialize from space or something and eat the gecko shit. Once the shit is gone "POOF" those little fuckers disappear like magic.

Now... the geckos WON'T eat the ants that are having a picnic on his poop, I'm guessing because he knows better. But I find it a strange little eco system that is in my apartment.

I can't rub one off when they sit there close to me, it kind of freaks me out a little. Sitting there, cock in my hand, some big boob Japanese girl on my screen and Gary the Gecko is peeking at me just a few feet away. Kills my wood.

I often wonder if Gary is gay. He always seems to pop out when I'm naked.

One of those fuckers shit on my pillow once, and I found a circle of ants on it with NO TRAIL of ants coming or going from my pillow. Just poop and ants. I killed them all and threw away the pillow.

Thought I would share that with all of you before I go to bed.

Night.