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Just Rob 12-05-2006 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by HeadPimp (Post 11461180)
Hmmmm.... Da Head Pimp says that you don't need to beat the guy down unless he knows she is your girlfriend and is trying purposly to hawk her out from under you. As for her lying ass, she makes a great counterpoint to the Yahoo article yesterday on 'Why men cheat'. The bitches do it too!

She would get back and find all her shit in boxes by the front door. If you are really smooth you borrow a good camera with a zoom and get some pics of her meeting the guy and have them taped to the boxes.

Oh, and don't forget to change your locks and move your car if you leave it on the street!

agreed! have her shit waiting for her ass in boxes out front! :thumbsup

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE 12-05-2006 06:27 PM

The answer is easy: Fuck her like a dirty whore (you know, choking and calling her names and shit) and tell her you know she wasn't at work, and dump her when she confesses.

Spunky 12-05-2006 06:34 PM

She's probably holding back other secrets as well..dump her ass

Herb Kornfield 12-05-2006 07:11 PM

She wouldnt be living at my house after the day I found out.

That simple.

My money is on the fact that the new guy has no idea she is with you as well.

AK 12-05-2006 07:24 PM

call Tom Leykis!

Phoenix 12-05-2006 07:27 PM

start looking for a new hole to hit

nothing worse then a cheating girl..especially one that is dumb enough to get caught

gatorpower 12-05-2006 07:35 PM

...a classy guy doesn't go through his girlfriends emails for weeks like an insecure stalker. lol It happens though, all the time, don't sweat it too much.

Maybe you forgot to log out of her account one day on your computer, she was cleaning your room, read it, and now she's decided to throw a prank on you. lol

Come clean, talk about it, have her talk about it... don't play cop, don't play the priviate investigator...

If you saw one of your employees taking $20 out of the cash register and pocketing it, would you scope him out for weeks and try getting him at the most humiliating moment? no. When you find something out, you deal with it then and don't sleep on it. Reduce the drama in your life.

beta-tester 12-05-2006 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11466559)
One of my affiliates huh?

I run an invite only affiliate program and I have never heard of you....How the hell are you one of my affiliates?

Why would I try to offend you? Because you are acting like a fucking pussy and I call it like I see it.

The only serious problem you have is that you don't have the balls to handle this like a man should.

man Nylos is one of the most RESPECTED TGP owners and believe me the guy HAS shitloads of traffic!! YoungerBabes.com is one of his sites by the way...
Anyways why would you care about his life and call him pussy and coward? Just chill in man, I am sure Nylos will sort that out himself.

BlackCrayon 12-05-2006 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by gatorpower (Post 11467447)
...a classy guy doesn't go through his girlfriends emails for weeks like an insecure stalker. lol It happens though, all the time, don't sweat it too much.

Maybe you forgot to log out of her account one day on your computer, she was cleaning your room, read it, and now she's decided to throw a prank on you. lol

Come clean, talk about it, have her talk about it... don't play cop, don't play the priviate investigator...

its possible but unlikely. i guess you would rather be cheated on time and time again because you're too classy to dig a bit deeper when something doesn't look right. if she has lied about this so far, she will just lie about it some more, make excuses, etc.
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If you saw one of your employees taking $20 out of the cash register and pocketing it, would you scope him out for weeks and try getting him at the most humiliating moment? no. When you find something out, you deal with it then and don't sleep on it. Reduce the drama in your life.
most people aren't in love with their employees. there is no emotional attachment, i don't even think its comparable. i wouldn't be talking to the employee though, they would just be fired.

Webmistress - Doreen 12-05-2006 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 11461440)
I'd post her nude pics on GFY.

nude pics! nude pics!!! :banana :banana :banana

Zoose 12-05-2006 10:17 PM

Save up a load of cum until the night before her little date, fuck the shit out of her that night, half way through start giving her anal and spit a monster load in her ass... then kick her the fuck out. She'll be farting YOUR cum all day long thinking about what a dirty, cheating cunt she is. Whatever you do, dump her ass with no mercy..if you take the 'classy' ( read little bitch ) way out, you'll probably regret it.

NemesiS876 12-05-2006 10:19 PM

I'll show her where is the door ...

shekinah 12-05-2006 10:51 PM

break up with her and found someone else... there are lots of fish in the ocean bro:)

NyLoS 12-07-2006 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11466559)
One of my affiliates huh?

I run an invite only affiliate program and I have never heard of you....How the hell are you one of my affiliates?

Why would I try to offend you? Because you are acting like a fucking pussy and I call it like I see it.

The only serious problem you have is that you don't have the balls to handle this like a man should.

ok, you are just a sig whore, you don't work for the program you advertise in your sig... now I noticed you have a different program listed today... damn you suck :1orglaugh

starpimps 12-07-2006 12:52 AM

whore destroy the bitch and tell her whos the man

SPACE GLIDER 12-07-2006 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield (Post 11467330)
She wouldnt be living at my house after the day I found out.

That simple.

THANK YOU

SPACE GLIDER 12-07-2006 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SCtyger (Post 11461881)
take pics.. hell, you can even use your phone cam, pretend you're talking on the phone and just snap away.

4. walk up to the table.. so you can enjoy the look on her face.

5. go home, box her shit up

6. post pics of them on GFY.

I'm down with THIS plan

SPACE GLIDER 12-07-2006 01:01 AM

Not sure what I'd do really. Not sure I'd even admit this was happening online. Well not before I killed her anyway

monimichaels 12-07-2006 01:27 AM

I would be mad that she did not invite me!!! I hate greedy people!!!
Moni Michaels

GeorgeM 12-07-2006 01:44 AM

hmmm.. i would fuck her one more time.
why not ? :)

Solid Bob 12-07-2006 01:59 AM

Personally, I'm all about the making a scene. I'd hit the place they were eating and grab a seat next to her. I'd say hello and start chatting like her being there with another guy was the most normal thing in the world. Then I'd start telling the dude stuff like:
"Man you are lucky, this girl is great in the sack."
"She loves it when you stick it in her ass and call her your sister."
"When you're banging her be sure to bend her over the kitchen table and use carrots. etc."

Then add in the "It's too bad she's a dirty whore. She'd made a great wife / partner but you can't even trust her not to meet people behind your back while you are sitting at home missing her. If you hook up remember to just use her as your fuck toy because she'll break your heart if you get any more serious than that".

Once that is out of the way stand up and say "Ok sweetie I have to go. You are welcome to come home when you're done here but please know that because of this I will never trust or respect you again. If you aren't opposed to living with me, fucking whenever I want, and having unlimited 3somes and 4somes that you arrange with other women for me then I'll see you at home."

Marie 12-07-2006 02:01 AM

Go to the exact same place with a different girl (a friend who knows what is going on) and when you see her there, tell her "oh I thought that this was normal. Isn't it??!!".

Or have the waiter bring her an envelope (or a surprise dessert, always a good one) in which you put a note saying it's over.

If you really want to keep her... just tell her this is not the way you want to be together and that you don't accept it.

SenSEO 12-07-2006 03:44 AM

This thread is begging for some pics or spycam action. And IF she is cheating, perhaps even make some money with it?

http://www.17bb.com/photos/anal.jpg

Bitchboy 12-07-2006 03:55 AM

call that show on tv i think it's called Cheaters.

fibble 12-07-2006 04:04 AM

i dont know what my hands can do to them..!

Wilbo 12-07-2006 04:28 AM

1. Print out email

2. Hand it to her when she walks in after work today.

3. Point to the door.

Sexsitesurfer 12-07-2006 04:35 AM

Now you know I would insist on all the sexual stuff she hates before the date. If she hates anal then ram it up her pooper, if she hates facials cum in her eyes and up her nostrils, etc. Make it completely unpleasant for her, it is this shag she will remember from you.

Then turn up at the date explain the relationship to the guy (he should leave) and dump her and her stuff.

By the way, was this a full on serious relationship?

phypon 12-07-2006 04:48 AM

I think what you do depends on your feelings for her and where/how far (marriage) you intended the relationship to go. If you thought she was the "one" then this is going to be very hard on you. If not, it will still be hard on you, just not "very" hard.

Either way I think you should show up at the place they are going to. You need to see it with your own eyes or some other hard evidence and she needs to know you have proof. Otherwise, she will lie her ass off and probably convince you that what really happend was something other than reality. That is the way it works.

She has already lied and things will only get worse. If you stay with her she will mind fuck you. People do fuck up and make bad decisions and it is really up to you wether or not you want to deal with what is going on and confront her and tell her that you want to fix things between you. If you do this, you will be snooping everything she does, because you already cannot trust her. It will take time for her to rebuild that trust. Again, is that the life that you want?

More than likely this is a good indicator of the type of person she is. That's difficult to hear, I know. But more than likely this is who she really is. This may not even be the first time, you never know. If it is the first time, there is a good chance it will not be the last.

If I were in your shoes now, I have been there before and this is what I would do now, I would go to the place they are going to. BRING A FRIEND with you. You can say that you will be cool if you see them together but you really can't predict that. You emotions may go through the roof and you may end up doing something that will get you in jail. You do this because 1. You have to know for yourself. YOU will need hard proof or your mind will always be second guessing the true nature of the event. 2. She must know that you know 100% what she is up to. Otherwise she will do that lying thing that will warp the shit out of your reality.

Once you see it with your own eyes do what another poster suggested. Buy her and the guy she is with a drink. Maybe a Kamikaze or some other descriptive drink that applies to the situation. Along with that drink send a note that says something as simple as "It's over", "I'm glad you've shown me who you really are"...whatever...just something to the point with maybe a little creative twist. Using a creative twist will give you the feeling of, "hell yeah! Zinger! Fuck you bitch"...you get the point.

Now, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A FRIEND WITH YOU. Go home, pack her stuff and tell her to get the fuck out. You need a friend there so that you have 1. a witness to the events that unfold and 2. to make sure you do not fly off the handle (not saying you would, but emotions are always unpredictable). When I found out in my situation the first thing she said was "don't hit me". I was like, wtf I've never laid a hand on you in 10 years. Then I was thinking that this lying bitch may tell people or the cops that I hit her. It was scary because being a man with that accusation you are put in a no win situation.

When you find out your girl is cheating on you (don't forget, emotional affairs are affairs as well and usually lead to physical affairs) the person you thought she was is gone. At that point you question and do not know what they are capable of.

Anyway, to summarize: RUN AWAY! Run away now! Run away before she puts your balls in a vice! (you laugh...it happens)

Hope that was clear I know it was long and I'm not proof reading it. It's just too long : )

cool1 12-07-2006 04:54 AM

just tell her you know and then dump her

justsexxx 12-07-2006 04:59 AM

Okay okay. I cancelled the date with her...Happy now :D

On a serious note...When you are already having this kind of issues after a few months, it's better to stop IMO...Why don't you just tell her what you know, and how you feel?

Just my 2 cents....

Wiggles 12-07-2006 05:08 AM

i would show up while she's on date, put her on the spot huge.

justsexxx 12-07-2006 08:11 AM

I always find it funny how ppl say/ Kick his ass... Why? I mean, she is the one cheating etc right? He might not even know she is in a relation...

Btw nylos, already looked at that house that would make me jealous?

czarina 12-07-2006 08:22 AM

throw her out of the house, in the middle of the night and without any of her stuff.

King of Queens 12-07-2006 09:07 AM

Be her best friend.

Support her desires/wishes.

She is not a ps3 and have a choice by the way.

She is not your property even if you get a marriage license.

If you cry like a little boy or start drama she will like you even less. Do not embarrass her!

You are too attached to what do not belong to you.

She is not a slut. She's just not 100% satisfied with how the relationship has developed.
(What she is doing is one the most common symptoms)

Your probably not doing the same shit you did to get her (the shit she fell for/bought)
and you expect her to still be happy with less than what she prefer/need.

Most relationships are nothing more than a con. You pay her all kinds of attention
while your trying to get her, quit some time after you get her and then expect her
to be a role model for women kind.

You (people in general) always think about what's in it for you and hardly ever think
about what's in it for your partner.

You take, take & take some more yet you hardly ever give what mean the most.

How often do you sacrifice and say baby it's all about you and then do the things
your partner really enjoy the most with out expecting anything in return?

Fix these things and she will respond as if she is under a spell.

Remember, for every action there is a reaction :pimp

Ramos 12-07-2006 09:18 AM

I choose "F"

bDok 12-07-2006 09:29 AM

hire a gang of escots over and when she gets home from her thing be like oh I thought since you were out with "insert dude from email name here" that I might as well get some on the side as well.

Jennyfer 12-07-2006 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JayDeeZee (Post 11461328)
Show up at the date.....Look her in the face....See the shame, don't say a word and just walk away. Show your class.

You must keep your cool while you watch her have a meltdown. So then you hold all the cards.


If you don't care about keeping your cool

just do a combo of a) and b)

Sounds good to me, play smart!

BlackCrayon 12-07-2006 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King of Queens (Post 11479834)
Be her best friend.

Support her desires/wishes.

She is not a ps3 and have a choice by the way.

She is not your property even if you get a marriage license.

If you cry like a little boy or start drama she will like you even less. Do not embarrass her!

You are too attached to what do not belong to you.

She is not a slut. She's just not 100% satisfied with how the relationship has developed.
(What she is doing is one the most common symptoms)

Your probably not doing the same shit you did to get her (the shit she fell for/bought)
and you expect her to still be happy with less than what she prefer/need.

Most relationships are nothing more than a con. You pay her all kinds of attention
while your trying to get her, quit some time after you get her and then expect her
to be a role model for women kind.

You (people in general) always think about what's in it for you and hardly ever think
about what's in it for your partner.

You take, take & take some more yet you hardly ever give what mean the most.

How often do you sacrifice and say baby it's all about you and then do the things
your partner really enjoy the most with out expecting anything in return?

Fix these things and she will respond as if she is under a spell.

Remember, for every action there is a reaction :pimp

good post but what you are saying could apply to her as much as it could to him. guys who bend over backwards to get a girl in the first place are doomed from day one. she should sacrifice just as much as the guy should in my opinon but if she wasn't satisfied or happy though she should of talked to him and said she wasn't happy or whatever but she didn't. she could of broke it off before seeking out others but she didn't. she really fucked up with that.

ilbb 12-07-2006 10:16 AM

B) is my choice :)

Dragar 12-07-2006 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461135)
What would you do if your girlfriend (you two live together) has a date with some other guy next week while she is hiding it from you, she is telling you a story about she has to work late or something. But you are 100% sure of whats really going on ....

a. Show up at their date (you know all the details) and bitchslap her.

b. Show up at their date and kick his ass.

c. Tell her right now that you know about it and tell her its not going to happen, with the risk she will try it again later while she has a better way to hide the communications (right now you have access to her email and you will give that away by telling her).

d. Dump her right away.

e. Wait till she gets home, tell her that you know that she was not at work, wait till the confession and then dump her.

f. Keep fucking her like she is a slut and act like you know nothing.


By the way she is HOT, loves sex, likes to clean/cook and she is very very sweet to you, she is the best girlfriend ever !

piss in her mouth :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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