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tehHinjew 12-05-2006 10:38 AM

ask her if she would ever cheat on you...
then if she says no
rape her ass every night instead of her cunt and make her bleed

NyLoS 12-05-2006 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold (Post 11461446)
Pack your things and leave HER HOUSE right away. :pimp

my house, so I can kick her out right away if I want

tehHinjew 12-05-2006 10:39 AM

and try to get the show cheaters involved

Rui 12-05-2006 10:41 AM

GFY answer: kill her

real-world answer: cry and act like a bitch...

NyLoS 12-05-2006 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 11461507)
Send an email to the guy (acting like you are her) and tell him 'sorry can't make it, something better came along', then change the locks when she goes to meet him. She'll come back after thinking she's been stood up, realizing how great you are only to find the locks changed. She'll not only have nobody at this point but you'll also get to keep all her shit.

very very good one, except the keeping her shit part, I will have that in boxes stashed up outside :-)

gimo33 12-05-2006 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461464)
I will if the date is a success !

is that a promise?... :winkwink:

Vigilante 12-05-2006 10:45 AM

First: Keep fucking her like she is a slut and act like you know nothing.

Second: Show up at their date (you know all the details) and bitchslap her.

Third : Show up at their date and kick his ass.

Last: Post her nude pics here :)

SuckOnThis 12-05-2006 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461546)
very very good one, except the keeping her shit part, I will have that in boxes stashed up outside :-)

Well either way if it was me I would nip that shit with the other guy anyway possible. Here she is living in your house making dates, nothing worse. I know you love her but unless she totally came clean and admitted her mistake you will never trust her again and all your energy and thoughts will be wondering what the hell she is up to now. I feel for ya.

NyLoS 12-05-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33 (Post 11461566)
is that a promise?... :winkwink:

positive !

dutchteencash kayla 12-05-2006 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 11461507)
Send an email to the guy (acting like you are her) and tell him 'sorry can't make it, something better came along', then change the locks when she goes to meet him. She'll come back after thinking she's been stood up, realizing how great you are only to find the locks changed. She'll not only have nobody at this point but you'll also get to keep all her shit.

more likely she will have this guys phone number and just call him to see why hes late....

LauraLee 12-05-2006 10:49 AM

Go with RobertD's suggestions. Short and sweet.

gimo33 12-05-2006 10:50 AM

damn...i got owned...

NyLoS 12-05-2006 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 11461599)
Well either way if it was me I would nip that shit with the other guy anyway possible. Here she is living in your house making dates, nothing worse. I know you love her but unless she totally came clean and admitted her mistake you will never trust her again and all your energy and thoughts will be wondering what the hell she is up to now. I feel for ya.

I can give her one hint and tell her that I tried to phone her at work that night and she did not answer.... then wait till she admits her mistake... and if she does not.... GET THE HELL OUT, BITCH !

NyLoS 12-05-2006 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dutchteencash kayla (Post 11461614)
more likely she will have this guys phone number and just call him to see why hes late....

The guy asked her for her phone number in the email, but she did not give it (she is always with me when her phone rings).... I can give him my number through her email... that would be funny !

rodney25 12-05-2006 10:54 AM

Where's the hang her using a telephone cord option?

NyLoS 12-05-2006 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rodney25 (Post 11461651)
Where's the hang her using a telephone cord option?

wireless dude, everything is fucking wireless these days

gimo33 12-05-2006 10:57 AM

email the guy and tell him she can't make it, then go and meet your girlfriend just be sure to hire someone to videotape her reaction and post it here...

NyLoS 12-05-2006 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by gimo33 (Post 11461682)
email the guy and tell him she can't make it, then go and meet your girlfriend just be sure to hire someone to videotape her reaction and post it here...

SWEET ! thats the fucking best idea ever !!!

gimo33 12-05-2006 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461697)
SWEET ! thats the fucking best idea ever !!!

:thumbsup

AaronM 12-05-2006 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 11461159)
Just shoot her


I agree with Dre.

L-Pink 12-05-2006 11:01 AM

Remember ...

Her mouth might taste like another guys cock, or ass

Some guy has slobbered all over her titts

She may have a load in her pussy

The guy who just porked her might have nailed a needle-whore from Haiti last week

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11461709)
I agree with Dre.

I don't, I wont shoot her, that will get me in jail AND its a waste, she is fucking hot...

SleazyDream 12-05-2006 11:03 AM

talk about swinging.

personally i don't see anything wrong with fucking other people - it's the hiding and lies that cause all the problems

some people just need to fuck others but can still love only one

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11461720)
Remember ...

Her mouth might taste like another guys cock, or ass

Some guy has slobbered all over her titts

She may have a load in her pussy

The guy who just porked her might have nailed a needle-whore from Haiti last week

thanks :Oh crap

gimo33 12-05-2006 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461722)
she is fucking hot...

we need some proof here.... :)

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11461731)
talk about swinging.

personally i don't see anything wrong with fucking other people - it's the hiding and lies that cause all the problems

some people just need to fuck others but can still love only one

Hey Scott ! how are you doing man ?!?
Thanks for the great advice, but yes, she is hiding it ! and I HATE that

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33 (Post 11461739)
we need some proof here.... :)

I will not post any pics YET

blink0 12-05-2006 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho_x (Post 11461512)
I would just give the bitch her walking papers.

best advice here

L-Pink 12-05-2006 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461732)
thanks :Oh crap

I feel for you, I really do, but someone had to say it.

martinsc 12-05-2006 11:09 AM

just wait until the date...
during the date enter the place they meet and just look at her for about 10 seconds and walk away, don't say a word....
and then kick her out.

tehHinjew 12-05-2006 11:10 AM

o0o0o0 beter idea
hack his email and then make a gmail account or hotmail account, email her back and tell her you have a new email address but its all good... then meet up with her and surprise her

AaronM 12-05-2006 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461722)
I don't, I wont shoot her, that will get me in jail AND its a waste, she is fucking hot...


And you're a fucking pussy.

What kind of guy posts this question on a public board?

If this isn't a joke then you are a joke.

Your girlfriend has a date planned with another guy. Detach yourself from mommy's titty, grow a set of balls, and kick your conniving girlfriend to the curb.

You can buy another one for 50 Euros around the block.

drjones 12-05-2006 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11461731)
talk about swinging.

personally i don't see anything wrong with fucking other people - it's the hiding and lies that cause all the problems

some people just need to fuck others but can still love only one

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

I'd have to agree with this one

Psycho_x 12-05-2006 11:14 AM

Act like you dont know anything. Then when she is one her knees blow your load across her face and tell her to get the fuck out.

SCtyger 12-05-2006 11:19 AM

1. keep bustin that shit up

2. go to the dinner get a table nearby.. so you can confirm that it's more than "just a friendly date" (which is still a BS excuse, because friendly dates are lunches.. dinner dates are booty dates). If you show up first w/o seeing them in the act, then she can deny the whole thing.. you're back to square one.

3. take pics.. hell, you can even use your phone cam, pretend you're talking on the phone and just snap away.

4. walk up to the table.. so you can enjoy the look on her face.

5. go home, box her shit up

6. post pics of them on GFY. post pics of the boxes on GFY

7. DTB.

this would hands down win the GFY post of the year lol.

CDSmith 12-05-2006 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11461806)
And you're a fucking pussy.

What kind of guy posts this question on a public board?

If this isn't a joke then you are a joke.

Your girlfriend has a date planned with another guy. Detach yourself from mommy's titty, grow a set of balls, and kick your conniving girlfriend to the curb.

You can buy another one for 50 Euros around the block.

A little harsher tone that I'd have taken, but essentially you echo what I've been thinking since first reading this thread.

Dead nuts on with the kick her to the curb advice in fact. I'd have the locks changed while she's out and when she came home she'd find all her shit waiting for her outside the door, clothes, makeup, stuffed fucking animals.... everything.

Next.

_Richard_ 12-05-2006 11:24 AM

You have a lot of advice.. but her emails? You read her emails? This obviously is a strange thing to do, not to say i haven't done it. But i know what else was up at the time.. so on

R

RRRED 12-05-2006 11:25 AM

You should tell her you have a sudden business trip and go as far as have her take you to the airport... then she's got her date that night and is all careless cuz she thinks there's no way you'd be home.

A) Plant a camera in your bedroom. It's legal to do if it's YOUR bedroom. That'll be nice not to get arrested after you send the tape of her having sex with some other guys to every single person in her family and social circle for Christmas.

OR'

B) Just walk in the bedroom with a pair of scissors while they're having sex, act like you don't even notice it, and go straight to the closet and start calmly cutting up her clothes.

Dveron 12-05-2006 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho_x (Post 11461819)
Act like you dont know anything. Then when she is one her knees blow your load across her face and tell her to get the fuck out.

Only on GFY

AaronM 12-05-2006 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 11461928)
A little harsher tone that I'd have taken, but essentially you echo what I've been thinking since first reading this thread.

Dead nuts on with the kick her to the curb advice in fact. I'd have the locks changed while she's out and when she came home she'd find all her shit waiting for her outside the door, clothes, makeup, stuffed fucking animals.... everything.

Next.



EXACTLY. :thumbsup

And boxes? Fuck that. I need boxes for my own crap. Her shit gets tossed directly outside. Hopefully it's raining when it happens too.


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