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escorpio 12-05-2006 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11461806)
And you're a fucking pussy.

What kind of guy posts this question on a public board?

If this isn't a joke then you are a joke.

Your girlfriend has a date planned with another guy. Detach yourself from mommy's titty, grow a set of balls, and kick your conniving girlfriend to the curb.

You can buy another one for 50 Euros around the block.

Aaron - Be gentle. He's obviously young and still learning.

NyLoS - Listen to Aaron. All the "she likes to fuck, she cooks, etc." doesn't matter. She's a lying cunt looking for the bigger and better deal and as soon as she finds it you will be history.

escorpio 12-05-2006 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11461985)
And boxes? Fuck that. I need boxes for my own crap. Her shit gets tossed directly outside. Hopefully it's raining when it happens too.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Word. I'm not going to the fucking liquor store and begging for boxes so some bitch has an easier time moving. I might throw her clothes in some Hefty bags, if I happen to have any around. And then I'd piss in them.

polle54 12-05-2006 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 11461507)
Send an email to the guy (acting like you are her) and tell him 'sorry can't make it, something better came along', then change the locks when she goes to meet him. She'll come back after thinking she's been stood up, realizing how great you are only to find the locks changed. She'll not only have nobody at this point but you'll also get to keep all her shit.

Absolutely beautiful solution :)

CDSmith 12-05-2006 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11461985)
EXACTLY. :thumbsup

And boxes? Fuck that. I need boxes for my own crap. Her shit gets tossed directly outside. Hopefully it's raining when it happens too.

Boxes? I said nothing about no steenking boxes. :1orglaugh

Maybe a green garbage bag, more for my convenience than hers, and certainly appropriate. :D

AaronM 12-05-2006 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 11462047)
Boxes? I said nothing about no steenking boxes. :1orglaugh

Maybe a green garbage bag, more for my convenience than hers, and certainly appropriate. :D


The boxes thing was in response to other people's suggestions.

escorpio had a nice idea with the hefty bags and piss.

NinjaSteve 12-05-2006 11:36 AM

I would call the TV Show 'Cheaters' and bust her ass! Hellz yeah!

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SCtyger (Post 11461881)
1. keep bustin that shit up

2. go to the dinner get a table nearby.. so you can confirm that it's more than "just a friendly date" (which is still a BS excuse, because friendly dates are lunches.. dinner dates are booty dates). If you show up first w/o seeing them in the act, then she can deny the whole thing.. you're back to square one.

3. take pics.. hell, you can even use your phone cam, pretend you're talking on the phone and just snap away.

4. walk up to the table.. so you can enjoy the look on her face.

5. go home, box her shit up

6. post pics of them on GFY. post pics of the boxes on GFY

7. DTB.

this would hands down win the GFY post of the year lol.

Good idea, might go with this one !

CDSmith 12-05-2006 11:40 AM

I like RRRED's suggestions as well.

The woman's perspective... very appealing. :thumbsup

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 11461930)
You have a lot of advice.. but her emails? You read her emails? This obviously is a strange thing to do, not to say i haven't done it. But i know what else was up at the time.. so on

R

I have alreay explained why I felt like checking it, she was checking her email when I was sitting next to her, when she saw the message of this guy she clicked the entire window away asap... I asked why and we had a fight

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by RRRED (Post 11461945)
You should tell her you have a sudden business trip and go as far as have her take you to the airport... then she's got her date that night and is all careless cuz she thinks there's no way you'd be home.

A) Plant a camera in your bedroom. It's legal to do if it's YOUR bedroom. That'll be nice not to get arrested after you send the tape of her having sex with some other guys to every single person in her family and social circle for Christmas.

OR'

B) Just walk in the bedroom with a pair of scissors while they're having sex, act like you don't even notice it, and go straight to the closet and start calmly cutting up her clothes.

the date will be near to his home and he is single

Ross 12-05-2006 11:43 AM

So you know its DEFO a date? The other guy probably doesn't know she has a boyfriend so if you kick his ass then its kinda unfair but could be a lot of fun.

Just confront her see what she says

L-Pink 12-05-2006 11:48 AM

Whatever you do make a point to ...

Be very calm, collected

Remember SHE is the loser here

Be above anything petty

A 911 call from a distraught female can ruin your life

When talking to friends don't refer to her as "that lying, cheating two faced cunt" ... Being above it all will impress mutual friends which could lead to more women. Maybe one of her girlfriends, and what could be better at this time than fucking one of her friends ... :2 cents:

BlackCrayon 12-05-2006 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by dutchteencash kayla (Post 11461526)
well i would suggest talking rationally with her. it looks bad that you never trusted her in the first place though. but whats done is done. just break it off before either of you cheat. DONT DONT DONT cheat on her or try to get even with her bc it will only cause doubt in yourself later. ya dig??

trust is a joke. its impossible to trust anyone in this day and age. if you trust people, its only a matter of time before you get fucked. its a cynical view, sure but one that proves true time and time again.

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11462218)
Whatever you do make a point to ...

Be very calm, collected

Remember SHE is the loser here

Be above anything petty

A 911 call from a distraught female can ruin your life

When talking to friends don't refer to her as "that lying, cheating two faced cunt" ... Being above it all will impress mutual friends which could lead to more women. Maybe one of her girlfriends, and what could be better at this time than fucking one of her friends ... :2 cents:

nice, fucking one of her friends.... cheers !

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 11462239)
trust is a joke. its impossible to trust anyone in this day and age. if you trust people, its only a matter of time before you get fucked. its a cynical view, sure but one that proves true time and time again.

damnit I don't want to know ....

xlogger 12-05-2006 11:54 AM

d. Dump her right away.

Other things will just create drama.

TG Rebecca 12-05-2006 11:56 AM

whatever you do, don't do b! it is not the other guys fault if your girlfriend is being unfaithful, it is 100% her fault. you can hate him all you want.. but don't take it out on him. :)

NyLoS 12-05-2006 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TG Rebecca (Post 11462292)
whatever you do, don't do b! it is not the other guys fault if your girlfriend is being unfaithful, it is 100% her fault. you can hate him all you want.. but don't take it out on him. :)

thats right, but it would make ME feel better

AaronM 12-05-2006 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11462313)
thats right, but it would make ME feel better

What if he beats your ass?

NyLoS 12-05-2006 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11462328)
What if he beats your ass?

he won't even know whats going on before he is knocked out

Martin 12-05-2006 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11462340)
he won't even know whats going on before he is knocked out

Then you goto jail bro. Not worth it.. Stay cool man....

RRRED 12-05-2006 12:04 PM

Why not ask one of her friends out to dinner and show up at the restaurant? Make sure you sit close to them and just sit there and act like you don't notice her. Let me stomp over, make a scene, and get kicked out.

Metalsound 12-05-2006 12:05 PM

I go with F too, in the meanwhile try to find someone else to fill her space before dumping her.

L-Pink 12-05-2006 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11462340)
he won't even know whats going on before he is knocked out

I am not the kind of guy that would ever advise fighting fair, except in a case like this.

But what would you be fight for? Her? Fuck that!

AaronM 12-05-2006 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11462340)
he won't even know whats going on before he is knocked out


Ah, so you are a coward who has to shoot a man in the back too.

I'm learning a lot about you today.

Pussy...CHECK
Coward.....CHECK

escorpio 12-05-2006 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11462313)
thats right, but it would make ME feel better

Misdirected anger, bro. He's just trying to fuck your slutty girlfriend, she's the cheater that's lying to your face and laughing behind your back.

sicone 12-05-2006 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by HeadPimp (Post 11461180)
She would get back and find all her shit in boxes by the front door. If you are really smooth you borrow a good camera with a zoom and get some pics of her meeting the guy and have them taped to the boxes.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

L-Pink 12-05-2006 12:13 PM

NyLos, She is not a puppy. You can't raised you're voice, smack her with a rolled-up newspaper and expect her to try the rest of her life to never disappoint you again.

Women are different. She showed you the kind of woman she is.

You are actually getting off lucky.

AaronM 12-05-2006 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11462488)
NyLos, She is not a puppy. You can't raised you're voice, smack her with a rolled-up newspaper and expect her to try the rest of her life to never disappoint you again.



LOL....You know....It would be funny to try that approach first though. :1orglaugh

Hollywood376 12-05-2006 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461135)
What would you do

a. Show up at their date (you know all the details) and bitchslap her.

I wouldn't slap her. Violence isn't the answer. I'd just show up on her date and drop off her stuff.

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b. Show up at their date and kick his ass.
Again, violence is not the answer. UNLESS a.) He knows that she is in a relationship and he is not under the impression from her that it is soon to be over and b.) you are physically able to kick his ass. He might be a 240 lb killing machine. I would jsut tell him that he can help her carry her shit home.

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c. Tell her right now that you know about it and tell her its not going to happen, with the risk she will try it again later while she has a better way to hide the communications (right now you have access to her email and you will give that away by telling her).
I think it makes you an ass that you violated her trust by reading her email if she doesn't want you to have it. Her sins do not make yours okay.

[qoute]d. Dump her right away.[/quote]

why spoil the suprise!

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e. Wait till she gets home, tell her that you know that she was not at work, wait till the confession and then dump her.
not as much fun as the first option.

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f. Keep fucking her like she is a slut and act like you know nothing.
definitely keep doing so, until that day!


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By the way she is HOT, loves sex, likes to clean/cook and she is very very sweet to you, she is the best girlfriend ever !
If you can live with her banging other guys, then keep her. She'd probably like to have 2 dicks in her, so maybe when you show up on the date you could just be sociable ask if you can join 'em!

NyLoS 12-05-2006 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 11462411)
Ah, so you are a coward who has to shoot a man in the back too.

I'm learning a lot about you today.

Pussy...CHECK
Coward.....CHECK

What are you trying to do man ? I am one of your affiliates and you know I have got shitloads of traffic ;-) why would you try to offend me while I have a serious problem here

BlackCrayon 12-05-2006 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hollywood376 (Post 11462789)
I think it makes you an ass that you violated her trust by reading her email if she doesn't want you to have it. Her sins do not make yours okay.

you really think he should of done nothing when suspicious things started to happen? you know she'll just deny it and do it as long as she can get away with it. doesn't seem fair that he should 'play by the rules' and play the fool while she isn't following the rules herself. trust no one! i love my girlfriend, and i trust her but only to the extent that any human being can be trusted. they all can break it at any given time and to think otherwise is naive.

NyLoS 12-05-2006 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 11463478)
you really think he should of done nothing when suspicious things started to happen? you know she'll just deny it and do it as long as she can get away with it. doesn't seem fair that he should 'play by the rules' and play the fool while she isn't following the rules herself. trust no one! i love my girlfriend, and i trust her but only to the extent that any human being can be trusted. they all can break it at any given time and to think otherwise is naive.

thank you

beta-tester 12-05-2006 02:35 PM

Hey bro... I really feel for you and I definitely have an idea how you are feeling like. It sucks to know that it's happening to you and that it comes from the person you love very much. I don't know what I'd be doing if my gf was about to have a date. Actually I let her go with her male friends but I trust her enough and I don't think she'd be cheating on me.

Maybe the situation is kinda the same with you gf. Maybe she wants to have some changes, that doesn't mean she will cheat you at first place. If she loves you it'll be very tough decision to go with another guy at the same time, not to mention that sleeping with that guy thing. I really don't think she's ready to do that, bearing in mind you 'exist' and you love her, and the love is mutual.

If she's really plan on cheating to you then the best solution for both would be to have one serious talk. To tell her the truth, tell her you read her mail and all details you've known. Then ask her whether she still loves you or not. Don't afraid to tell her that you trust her and all that but that you have some doubts because there's nothing to hide between you two, if you both love each other. Talk to her like the part of you and find out how she feels. If she admits it and says you she still loves you then just ask her why would she like to go to dates w/o you know about you (behind your back). Let her explain... if she wants to have some friends, let her go but also ask her to meet you with that 'new friend' of her. And so on...

Basically, talk to her and find out what you should do. Don't just act too fast and too childish, you both are grown persons. Nice warm talk can make up every doubt and at least help you and your girlfriend pass over one hard period together!!

That's what I have to say.
Cheers.

Star 69 12-05-2006 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11461135)
What would you do if your girlfriend (you two live together) has a date with some other guy next week while she is hiding it from you, she is telling you a story about she has to work late or something. But you are 100% sure of whats really going on ....

a. Show up at their date (you know all the details) and bitchslap her.

b. Show up at their date and kick his ass.

c. Tell her right now that you know about it and tell her its not going to happen, with the risk she will try it again later while she has a better way to hide the communications (right now you have access to her email and you will give that away by telling her).

d. Dump her right away.

e. Wait till she gets home, tell her that you know that she was not at work, wait till the confession and then dump her.

f. Keep fucking her like she is a slut and act like you know nothing.


By the way she is HOT, loves sex, likes to clean/cook and she is very very sweet to you, she is the best girlfriend ever !

I had the same stoty with my girlfriend she told me that she had a date with her old friend and i find out that she has a date with her ex-boyfriend after she had this date and i ask her why she lied to me? She told me bla-bla-bla, i don't want to hurt you and so on. I told her not to lie me any more and tell me only the truth, because if she did it ones she will do it next time. And she was afraid to tell me the truth and she never has a date with him or another guy. :2 cents:

vanillaice 12-05-2006 04:11 PM

I'd either dump her right away, or start cheating on her and stay with her for eye candy and pussy when I can't find any. Among other things she brings (cooking cleaning)

E$_manager 12-05-2006 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11462488)
NyLos, She is not a puppy. You can't raised you're voice, smack her with a rolled-up newspaper and expect her to try the rest of her life to never disappoint you again.

Women are different. She showed you the kind of woman she is.

You are actually getting off lucky.

It has scence. Pink is right.

porn blogger 12-05-2006 04:19 PM

"Sweety, honesty and loyalty is what keeps people from being burried in the desert"

porn blogger 12-05-2006 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11463214)
What are you trying to do man ? I am one of your affiliates and you know I have got shitloads of traffic ;-) why would you try to offend me while I have a serious problem here

Owned. Smooth Move Dude.

AaronM 12-05-2006 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NyLoS (Post 11463214)
What are you trying to do man ? I am one of your affiliates and you know I have got shitloads of traffic ;-) why would you try to offend me while I have a serious problem here


One of my affiliates huh?

I run an invite only affiliate program and I have never heard of you....How the hell are you one of my affiliates?

Why would I try to offend you? Because you are acting like a fucking pussy and I call it like I see it.

The only serious problem you have is that you don't have the balls to handle this like a man should.


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