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Theo · 07-14-2007, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

this Is Sparta!

word up!!!!!!!!

he-fox · 07-14-2007, 05:49 AM

this one cracks me up everytime:

""
Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Blonde: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...
Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'?
Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".
Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
Mr. Orange: Personally, I can do without her.
Mr. Pink: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?
Mr. White: What's that?
Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?
Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.
""

I love Tarantino's dialogues...

vdewd · 07-14-2007, 05:50 AM

Fuck You You Fuckin Fuck!!

guti · 07-14-2007, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dexternax

Im deff not a religious person... but dude what a fucking bad ass line to say right before you kill someone..

Jules: [Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. - Pulp Fiction

that's the best one

Kevsh · 07-14-2007, 07:50 AM

Seems like we have this thread about once a month, but anyhow here's one I love:

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum"
- Roddy Piper, They Live

Oh and see sig

Dvae · 07-14-2007, 08:07 AM

John Gielgud as Hobson in Arthur

Arthur: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.
Hobson: I'll alert the media.
Arthur: Do you want to run my bath for me?
Hobson: It's what I live for.
[Arthur exits]
Hobson: Perhaps you would like me to wash your dick for you... you little shit.

Prairiegrrl · 07-14-2007, 08:15 AM

"Mom -- kitty is being a dildo." -- Eric Cartman
"I know a special little kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight." -- Cartman's mom replies

VicD · 07-14-2007, 09:07 AM

hehe, i like this one, "You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive." ----Van Wilder, 2002

Goodings Media · 07-14-2007, 09:27 AM

"You will have your honour again. no let me die with mine"

Ken Watanabe

Goodings Media · 07-14-2007, 09:30 AM

*now

missed the edit

Dvae · 07-14-2007, 09:31 AM

In Live and Let Die - A classic

Mr. Big: [to his men] Is THIS the stupid mother who tailed you uptown?
Bond: There seems to be some mistake. My name is...
Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby! Y'all take this honkey out and WASTE HIM! NOW!

Axarsys · 07-14-2007, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeadPimp

"Someone needs to back to town and get a whole shitload of dimes."

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

"Unfortunately there is one thing standing between me and that property - the rightful owners."

"I lost! I lost!? Wait a second, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script!"

"You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a President!"

"No, no, not me...I'm allergic to pain...especially my own!"

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07-14-2007, 05:49 AM	#52
he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884	this one cracks me up everytime: "" Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks. Mr. Blonde: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive... Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists. Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby... Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that. Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'? Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue". Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan. Mr. Orange: Personally, I can do without her. Mr. Pink: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out. Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it? Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name? Mr. White: What's that? Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name? Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about? Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks. Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that? Mr. White: A lot. Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. Joe: Chew? Toby Chew? Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'. "" I love Tarantino's dialogues...

07-14-2007, 07:50 AM	#55
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	Seems like we have this thread about once a month, but anyhow here's one I love: "I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum" - Roddy Piper, They Live Oh and see sig

07-14-2007, 09:07 AM	#58
VicD ICQ: 304-611-162 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Masterdam Posts: 13,245	hehe, i like this one, "You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive." ----Van Wilder, 2002

07-14-2007, 09:31 AM	#61
Dvae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 5,326	In Live and Let Die - A classic Mr. Big: [to his men] Is THIS the stupid mother who tailed you uptown? Bond: There seems to be some mistake. My name is... Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby! Y'all take this honkey out and WASTE HIM! NOW! __________________ . . Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.