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	"" Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks. Mr. Blonde: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive... Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists. Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby... Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that. Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'? Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue". Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan. Mr. Orange: Personally, I can do without her. Mr. Pink: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out. Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it? Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name? Mr. White: What's that? Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name? Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about? Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks. Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that? Mr. White: A lot. Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. Joe: Chew? Toby Chew? Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'. "" I love Tarantino's dialogues...  | 
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		 Fuck You You Fuckin Fuck!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Seems like we have this thread about once a month, but anyhow here's one I love: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum" - Roddy Piper, They Live Oh and see sig  | 
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		 John Gielgud as Hobson in Arthur 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Arthur: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath. Hobson: I'll alert the media. Arthur: Do you want to run my bath for me? Hobson: It's what I live for. [Arthur exits] Hobson: Perhaps you would like me to wash your dick for you... you little shit. 
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		 "Mom -- kitty is being a dildo." -- Eric Cartman 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 hehe, i like this one,  "You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive." ----Van Wilder, 2002 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 "You will have your honour again. no let me die with mine" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 In Live and Let Die - A classic 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Mr. Big: [to his men] Is THIS the stupid mother who tailed you uptown? Bond: There seems to be some mistake. My name is... Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby! Y'all take this honkey out and WASTE HIM! NOW! 
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 "Unfortunately there is one thing standing between me and that property - the rightful owners." "I lost! I lost!? Wait a second, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script!" "You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a President!" "No, no, not me...I'm allergic to pain...especially my own!"  | 
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