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UniversalPass Pete · 12-04-2006, 12:17 PM

Thought this was humorus

A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall with row after row of clocks behind him.

The man asked St Peter, "What are all those clocks for?"
St Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Everytime you lie, the hands on the clock will move."
Oh said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"Thats Mother Theresa's clock. The hands have never moved, indicating she has never told a lie."
"Incredible" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St Peter responded "Thats Abraham Lincolns clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" Asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan"

Furious_Female · 12-04-2006, 12:53 PM

FunkyDog · 12-04-2006, 12:56 PM

Good one!

alexg · 12-04-2006, 02:06 PM

good one....

Violetta · 12-04-2006, 02:35 PM

hahahahahahahahaha... very good!

jasminexxx · 12-04-2006, 02:40 PM

lol very funny

sicone · 12-04-2006, 02:41 PM

gimo33 · 12-04-2006, 02:47 PM

lmao! thats a good one

Elixir · 12-04-2006, 02:55 PM

hahahahhahahh lol great one hahahh

madawgz · 12-04-2006, 02:57 PM

hahahah

pimplink · 12-04-2006, 03:05 PM

Jesus sure has a sense of humor as well.

BluewireAngie · 12-04-2006, 03:48 PM

lol!!!

Aquarius · 12-04-2006, 03:50 PM

E$_manager · 12-04-2006, 03:52 PM

Yes, rather funny. So useful for Jesus

Skillz Unlimited · 12-04-2006, 04:07 PM

Chuckle Chuckle

marketsmart · 12-04-2006, 04:13 PM

bizarrejan · 12-04-2006, 04:26 PM

Dont get it!!!!!!! lol

woj · 12-04-2006, 04:46 PM

shekinah · 12-04-2006, 05:24 PM

Nice one, now I know the true use of clock

stickyfingerz · 12-04-2006, 05:45 PM

Looks like a 10 year old had some time to write a joke.

amandaspost · 12-04-2006, 06:11 PM

J. Falcon · 12-04-2006, 07:19 PM

Kinda corny, sorry.

pornguy · 12-04-2006, 07:20 PM

Ok, that was a good one

Ohface · 12-04-2006, 09:04 PM

The best one I've heard in a long while!Excellent!

Spunky · 12-04-2006, 09:06 PM

Heh heh..that made me chuckle

Vitasoy · 12-04-2006, 09:52 PM

That gave me a chuckle

MyNameIsNobody · 12-04-2006, 10:45 PM

haha, hilarious!

nAtuRaLbEautY · 12-05-2006, 01:08 AM

lol... nice one!

longkk · 12-05-2006, 01:11 AM

haha...it's funny

fibble · 12-05-2006, 02:32 AM

vey funny joke dude.! lol

Lykos · 12-05-2006, 03:04 AM

good one indeed

Przemek · 12-05-2006, 03:13 AM

Lol, great one

Paysighting · 12-05-2006, 04:34 AM

.. good one!

leftybogs · 12-05-2006, 05:47 AM

nice one!!! lol...

reynold · 12-05-2006, 06:50 AM

Nice one!

bobby666 · 12-05-2006, 07:00 AM

nice one

12-04-2006, 12:17 PM	#1
UniversalPass Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA http://www.universalpass.com Posts: 7,368	Joke Of The Day! Thought this was humorus A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall with row after row of clocks behind him. The man asked St Peter, "What are all those clocks for?" St Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Everytime you lie, the hands on the clock will move." Oh said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "Thats Mother Theresa's clock. The hands have never moved, indicating she has never told a lie." "Incredible" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St Peter responded "Thats Abraham Lincolns clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his entire life." "Where's President Bush's clock?" Asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan" __________________ V4.0 It's Here! NOT JUST AVS ANYMORE! Teen Whore Fetish All Milf Sluts Real Asian Cunts All Latina Cunts Massive XXX Boobs All Out Anal Since 1997. ICQ: 107746038

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12-04-2006, 05:45 PM	#20
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