Joke Of The Day!
 

Thought this was humorus:pimp

A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall with row after row of clocks behind him.

The man asked St Peter, "What are all those clocks for?"
St Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Everytime you lie, the hands on the clock will move."
Oh said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"Thats Mother Theresa's clock. The hands have never moved, indicating she has never told a lie."
"Incredible" said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St Peter responded "Thats Abraham Lincolns clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" Asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan"

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good one!

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good one....

hahahahahahahahaha... very good!

lol very funny :)

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lmao! thats a good one

hahahahhahahh lol great one hahahh http://www.gay.hr/web/smilies/rotfl.gif

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:1orglaugh Jesus sure has a sense of humor as well.

lol!!! :1orglaugh

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Yes, rather funny. So useful for Jesus :)

Chuckle Chuckle

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Dont get it!!!!!!! lol

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Nice one, now I know the true use of clock:)

Looks like a 10 year old had some time to write a joke.

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Kinda corny, sorry.

Ok, that was a good one

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The best one I've heard in a long while!Excellent!:thumbsup

Heh heh..that made me chuckle

That gave me a chuckle

haha, hilarious! :thumbsup

lol... nice one!

haha...it's funny

vey funny joke dude.! lol

good one indeed :1orglaugh

Lol, great one :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh .. good one!

nice one!!! lol...

Nice one! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh nice one