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02-06-2002, 09:35 PM
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Important Dialer News.
As many of you Dialer People know the industry is heading to hell in a hand basket quick.
Everyday we read about a company not paying, a broker ripping off webmasters, USA Lines going down, and all sorts of other bullshit. The Industry is going to Hell in a handbasket Quick! As the owner of the ever popular Jesus Dialer I have been telling you and perhaps misleading many of you saying we are immuned to such problems. After all, with Jesus Dialer as Holy as it is, it could never stoop to the likes of our dialer counter parts. Well times have changed. As many of you dialer people know, there was a problem in the Congo. Companies like Niteline recently admited to the problem, and We here at Jesus Dialer brought the issue at hand last week. Lines are down, the Congo termination is closed. This is fact. Unlike Niteline we admited to the phone line problems in the Congo last week letting our webmasters know there was downtime... Unlike Niteline, we sent a team of techs down to the Congo to fix the lines, splice them back together, tape glue, sauder, tie the lines back together to get them up and running again. We sent the team down, and never heard from them again. It was then that I realized that if anything was to be done, myself, and the Boneprone Family would have to fly to the Congo and do this ourselves. We sent two teams of boneprone family down, only one team survived. Funeral services will be upon confirmation of death. Team #2 consisting of myself, Aaron M, Dank, Nyght (the pirate), and Anal Hobbit were able to locate the probelm and work according in the congo to fix the Jesus Dialer. This is our Journey. This was our mission. This was the Boneprone Family coming though for you the people, in the dangerous country of Africa. Hope you enjoy. |
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02-06-2002, 09:36 PM
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<center><b>CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO PREVIEW<br>Turn The Sound Way Up!</b><br>
www.boneprone.com/Jesus.wmv <br> <img src="http://boneprone4life.com/advisory.gif"> www.boneprone.com/Jesus.wmv <br> |
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02-06-2002, 09:36 PM
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The Video Trailer Intro.
<b><Font size=4>PLAY THIS</font> www.boneprone.com/Jesus.wmv </b> This is only the trailer-preview. Thanks to Hungry Man for Hosting IT! We have the full lenth video 13 minutes long.. But we are looking for a free host or someone to donate the bandwith for it so we can post it. Icq me if you can help! |
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02-06-2002, 09:44 PM
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R.I.P for the lost members of the family
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02-06-2002, 09:44 PM
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Man, that trip was a bitch! I think we should give a few highlights for those who may have missed the pics before....
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02-06-2002, 09:48 PM
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Yo!... Even pr0 was cool enough to let us bring his party goat along to keep us company. It took an instant liking to Boneprone.
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02-06-2002, 09:50 PM
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From the Actual Log Book OF Aaron Matthews:
We landed in northern Africa and went to find the damaged lines in the Congo. Once we got there and ran some tests, we discovered that the problem with the lines was actually in the wetlands of Southern Africa along the Zambezi River. Most if our gear has been held up in customs but we were allowed a few basic essentials. We had to take a fucking train for god knows how many miles (seemed like thousands) then a chopper picked us up and flew us to the newly found spot. Because of all the trees, we had to land about 20 miles away and hike in through a bunch of swamp crap. This part of Africa sucks ass. In the Congo we mostly had to deal with the dangers of Gorillas but here in the wetlands, it is more of a swampy, high plains kinda thing and there are lions, hippos, rhinos, and a lot of other dangerous animals that seem to be following us. On the flight in we did see some zebras though so Lev may still get his wish. With the help of Nyght (the pirate guide) and our GPS, we were able to locate the bad section of wire. There is a lot of rhino activity in the area and it looks like the animals may have severed the underwater lines. The rhinos are very protective of the area and they sure as hell did not like us there. One of them actually tried to charge us. Thank god he was on the other side of the river. Once the line was repaired we discovered that there was another line down in the area. We hope to find it tomorrow. Well, that about does it for the amount of time I have before this shitty satellite connection is out of range so I gotta go. Rest well knowing that we are working 24/7 to restore the Jesus Dialer lines. We have been video taping some of the events and hope to broadcast a feed of them in a day or two. Please wish us luck on the rest of our journey.   |
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02-06-2002, 09:53 PM
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That was some funny ass shit man....
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02-06-2002, 09:54 PM
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From the Log and Diary of Boneprone:
<img src="http://www.xfrnetworks.com/other/geektent.jpg"> Damn. What a fucking trip. Ive never been to Africa. The culture, the food, the people, the animals all a nice change. We have been out all day fixing the Dialer Lines wioth our tools, and scouting out the area.. What was once a team of 12 has diminshed to a team of 5. And currently only 3 of us are back in the host faily home. 2 Family members are still out. But loosing 7 members of the family back in the Congo has me worried. If any of you hear anything let them know we have moved to wetlands of Southern Africa along the Zambezi River. Other than that our host family is very nice, and we have lots of pics we will post monday when we finish here. |
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02-06-2002, 09:55 PM
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Holy shit boys, glad you made it back in one piece!!!
That looked like some hairy shit  So, bottom line bone, when are you paying me the $65,839 you owe me for yesterdays minutes??
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02-06-2002, 09:57 PM
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Remember, Party Goat only drinks Evian spring water.
You get him some deerpark or other "offbrand" & i'll be hearing it when he gets back. |
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02-06-2002, 10:01 PM
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Notice the QWEST hats..
We couldnt have done this without thier help! The phone companies know damn well that if we loose they loose. So they payed for our trip! Thanks Qwest! And thanks for the nice blue hats! |
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02-06-2002, 10:01 PM
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Holy Shit. that's some outlandishshit. Love the HQ ... one question, where's Radar O'Reilly?
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02-06-2002, 10:04 PM
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From the Logs and Diary of AaronM:
I saw the lion attack on Charlie. It was not pretty but I learned that it is true that you only have to outrun one guy when being chased by a lion. Good thing that guy was fatter than me or I would be the one on a slab tonite. You have no idea how close Nyght and Boneprone were to being a meal today. I even got a pic of the lion checking you two out. Boneprone and Nyght the Pirate working on tying the Jesus Dialer phone lines back together. |
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02-06-2002, 10:05 PM
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Another shout out to Qwest for helping to fund this trip.
Many more props to Dank for the transpo....  |
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02-06-2002, 10:05 PM
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Notice the lion in the background!
Only in Africa! |
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02-06-2002, 10:07 PM
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Man, the entire video is ready but we need somebody to cough up the bandwidth for it.
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02-06-2002, 10:17 PM
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I need a contact to host the 13 minute clip.
It shows how we fixed the phone lines in the congo, and how we sabatoged Niteline, by stealing thier lines to repalce ours! |
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02-06-2002, 10:21 PM
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Shit, I almost forgot to mention the train ride that Dank hooked us up with. The shitty thing was that the smell was fucking foul. Dank derailed the thing 3 times and we had to hook up to elephants to get it back on track.
Do not even get me started about the midgets with the plates in their lips or the ostritch that they had on the train.....  |
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02-06-2002, 10:22 PM
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Ill never forget the fucking smell of that train.
The trains in Africa are nothing like Amtrak here. They didn teven have first class! Snow was breakig out in a rash. What a puss. |
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02-06-2002, 10:33 PM
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02-06-2002, 10:38 PM
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lol, the movie rocks, excellent work aaron
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02-06-2002, 10:39 PM
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02-06-2002, 10:43 PM
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I have some spare bandwith
ICQ 68784488 |
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02-06-2002, 10:52 PM
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WE HAVE HOSTING FOR THE VIDEO NOW!
WE ARE UPLOADING IT NOW! |
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02-06-2002, 10:53 PM
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02-06-2002, 10:54 PM
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Thanks to Jon at Dialer Heaven for hosting this bad boy for us!
This Video shows all we went though in Africa getting this Dialer up, and what we went though! In 5 miutes we will have it up! |
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02-06-2002, 10:58 PM
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well it is vector bandwidth, i dont know if i feel like waiting an hour.... ;)
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02-06-2002, 11:00 PM
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Wow! I watched it in HDTV and it's impressive.
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02-06-2002, 11:01 PM
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You know I am here for ya boneprone
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02-06-2002, 11:02 PM
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02-06-2002, 11:12 PM
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HDTV?
Wait till you see the Video!! Almost there! 5 more minutes! |
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<font size=4><b> IT'S READY!!! IT'S READY!!! </font size=4></b>
It is 13+ minutes but it is worth the time to watch it. |
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02-06-2002, 11:18 PM
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<b><center><font size=6>THE FULL LENGTH MOVIE!!</b></font size=6>
Blair Witch ain't got shit on us! <center> <a href="http://boneprone.fastplugin.com/AfricaTrip.wmv"><img src="http://www.boneprone4life.com/bp4.gif"><br> <b>Click To PLAY >>> </b> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> |
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02-06-2002, 11:28 PM
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Is Jesus Dialer the Best fucking Dialer in the world or what? Our staff is willing to put thier lives on the line in the Congo for you!
AS Ive said before, and Ill say it again: If you cant Trust Jesus Who can You Trust? Jesus Dialer. Going the extra Thousand or so miles for ya. |
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02-06-2002, 11:28 PM
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sounds like one hellva a good time, no wonder i haven't seen you on icq bone.
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02-06-2002, 11:33 PM
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I want my wire cutters back you bastards...
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02-06-2002, 11:36 PM
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I wish you cunts were gone longer..Boneprones wife and I had our own Journey..
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02-06-2002, 11:38 PM
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YOur nuts itch yet?
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02-06-2002, 11:41 PM
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That was very educational, Besides learning that Jesus Dialer goes the extra mile, I also learnt :-
1)The cameraman from blairwitch never really died 2)Aaron will never pitch for the major league until he can throw a stick across a creek on the first go 3)Niteline could have fixed there dialer if they knew how to use Gaffa Tape  |
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02-06-2002, 11:42 PM
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shhh. One of the reasons Niteline's Congo lines are permantly down is because we stripped and stole their line to repair ours.
Notice it in the video. |
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02-06-2002, 11:51 PM
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Why arent my minutes back up to normal?
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02-06-2002, 11:57 PM
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That is just about the most ludicrious thing I've seen in months.
I've come to the conclusion that you all need full time jobs or something. And Cheech and Chong's dealer has moved to the PNW.
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02-07-2002, 12:07 AM
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Did someone say Ludacris???
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Boneprone, you are one sick fucking bitch!!!! Next time you go into such harsh conditions gimm a call!
The documentary reminded me of this time at bandcamp.... |
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cool! its up,i'll get it later today,i'm very tired now,lane told me it's quite long
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13 inches, I mean minutes!
Shit got it confused with my cock size. |
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