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boneprone · 02-06-2002, 09:35 PM

As many of you Dialer People know the industry is heading to hell in a hand basket quick.

Everyday we read about a company not paying, a broker ripping off webmasters, USA Lines going down, and all sorts of other bullshit.

The Industry is going to Hell in a handbasket Quick!

As the owner of the ever popular Jesus Dialer I have been telling you and perhaps misleading many of you saying we are immuned to such problems. After all, with Jesus Dialer as Holy as it is, it could never stoop to the likes of our dialer counter parts.

Well times have changed. As many of you dialer people know, there was a problem in the Congo. Companies like Niteline recently admited to the problem, and We here at Jesus Dialer brought the issue at hand last week. Lines are down, the Congo termination is closed. This is fact.

Unlike Niteline we admited to the phone line problems in the Congo last week letting our webmasters know there was downtime...

Unlike Niteline, we sent a team of techs down to the Congo to fix the lines, splice them back together, tape glue, sauder, tie the lines back together to get them up and running again.

We sent the team down, and never heard from them again.
It was then that I realized that if anything was to be done, myself, and the Boneprone Family would have to fly to the Congo and do this ourselves.

We sent two teams of boneprone family down, only one team survived. Funeral services will be upon confirmation of death.

Team #2 consisting of myself, Aaron M, Dank, Nyght (the pirate), and Anal Hobbit were able to locate the probelm and work according in the congo to fix the Jesus Dialer.

This is our Journey. This was our mission. This was the Boneprone Family coming though for you the people, in the dangerous country of Africa.

Hope you enjoy.

02-06-2002, 09:35 PM
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Important Dialer News. As many of you Dialer People know the industry is heading to hell in a hand basket quick. Everyday we read about a company not paying, a broker ripping off webmasters, USA Lines going down, and all sorts of other bullshit. The Industry is going to Hell in a handbasket Quick! As the owner of the ever popular Jesus Dialer I have been telling you and perhaps misleading many of you saying we are immuned to such problems. After all, with Jesus Dialer as Holy as it is, it could never stoop to the likes of our dialer counter parts. Well times have changed. As many of you dialer people know, there was a problem in the Congo. Companies like Niteline recently admited to the problem, and We here at Jesus Dialer brought the issue at hand last week. Lines are down, the Congo termination is closed. This is fact. Unlike Niteline we admited to the phone line problems in the Congo last week letting our webmasters know there was downtime... Unlike Niteline, we sent a team of techs down to the Congo to fix the lines, splice them back together, tape glue, sauder, tie the lines back together to get them up and running again. We sent the team down, and never heard from them again. It was then that I realized that if anything was to be done, myself, and the Boneprone Family would have to fly to the Congo and do this ourselves. We sent two teams of boneprone family down, only one team survived. Funeral services will be upon confirmation of death. Team #2 consisting of myself, Aaron M, Dank, Nyght (the pirate), and Anal Hobbit were able to locate the probelm and work according in the congo to fix the Jesus Dialer. This is our Journey. This was our mission. This was the Boneprone Family coming though for you the people, in the dangerous country of Africa. Hope you enjoy.