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boneprone · 02-07-2002, 01:44 AM

More pics in a bit..

RedShoe · 02-07-2002, 03:18 AM

Well, Post them already.

MR.SERIES · 02-07-2002, 03:33 AM

For those hardcover fans the Bone Prone Family has a limited addition box set of the trip to Congo... If interested please make out check or money order for $100.05 and send it to...
Bone Prone Family in Congo
P.O. Box 10101
Chicago IL. 60630

Please no c.o.d's and no Ibill!!

VIP · 02-07-2002, 03:45 AM

Wanna see our trip when we connected Canada with Holland?

VIP · 02-07-2002, 03:46 AM

It was a deep sea operation...

h0st · 02-07-2002, 04:33 AM

downloading it... 30% done... You could win Oscar with this one

SNOW · 02-07-2002, 04:33 AM

We wan't to see the good's already.. We can Talk about National Geographic stuff later..

boneprone · 02-07-2002, 04:34 AM

agreed

SR · 02-07-2002, 05:36 AM

Some funy shit you guys made there

boneprone · 02-07-2002, 05:40 AM

whats funny about this.

Niteline is out of bussiness, we lost 7 lives, and this is comicial to you?

boneprone · 02-07-2002, 06:16 AM

more pics when I wake up.
Time for sleep.

I have a Congo-in virus.
Im very sleepy.

Mr Docter · 02-07-2002, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Notice the QWEST hats..

We couldnt have done this without thier help!

The phone companies know damn well that if we loose they loose.
So they payed for our trip!

Thanks Qwest!

And thanks for the nice blue hats!

Im waiting for the new Boneprone T-Shirts that will read...

"I just got back from the Congo and all I got was this lousy blue Qwest hat"

Coming soon to your local BoneProne Outlet Stores worldwide...

SR · 02-07-2002, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
whats funny about this.

Niteline is out of bussiness, we lost 7 lives, and this is comicial to you?

I didn't thought of that.
They didn't die for nothing.

Soon at cinemas all around the world.
The amazing story of BONEWICH

Theo · 02-07-2002, 06:53 AM

i heard the congo virus is worse than having crabs....you should take a look at it

Eric · 02-07-2002, 09:34 AM

So where are they?

AaronM · 02-07-2002, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
So where are they?

Where are what?

SNOW · 02-07-2002, 10:11 AM

BONEPRONE-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. I got 3 hours sleep .I'm sure I'm gonna crash and burn soon..

Slick · 02-07-2002, 10:15 AM

ROFL, that's too fucking funny. It sounds like you've had a great time fixing the lines. Talk about a sponsor that really cares and gets the job done when there's problems. If only IBill had the same urgency with their problems. Maybe the Boneprone Family should take on their problem next, he he he.

My Jesus Dialer minutes are soaring up to godly levels once again, THANKS !

AaronM · 02-07-2002, 10:45 AM

Hmmm, Not a bad idea. Perhaps we should start contracting our services out to companies in need. I am not sure that iBill can afford us though.

Exxxotica · 02-07-2002, 11:08 AM

I just downloaded the full video...too fucking funny!

boneprone · 02-07-2002, 02:29 PM

shit i josy woke up too.
Aaron lets release some more pics!

RaGe · 02-07-2002, 02:34 PM

That was hilarious.. nice job guys

Theo · 02-07-2002, 02:47 PM

i download the rest of the movie,i cant wait to see it,it's gonna take a lot of time in my dialup but it worths like hell

more pics!!

RedShoe · 02-07-2002, 02:50 PM

I'm starting to think there are no new photos.

boneprone · 02-07-2002, 04:56 PM

yo aaron.
Ya have more pics?

02-07-2002, 05:12 PM

Do I need JesusPlugIn 1.3 to view the video in my Media Slayer ?

boneprone · 02-07-2002, 05:23 PM

Haa! Yes!

Marken · 02-07-2002, 05:32 PM

lol =)

__________________

Make money

Exxxotica · 02-07-2002, 05:48 PM

Who is the guy with the Eye patch?

Is he a Butt Pirate?

02-07-2002, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
Who is the guy with the Eye patch?

Is he a Butt Pirate?

You jerk, you stole my question !

boneprone · 02-07-2002, 05:50 PM

thats dank

totalyfreesex · 02-07-2002, 06:33 PM

What is the url to the Jesus dialer ? I will have a look

boneprone · 02-07-2002, 09:02 PM

u dont know?

AaronM · 02-07-2002, 09:13 PM

DAMN! I almost forgot about the hippo attack! This thing was pissed but Pirate Nyght lured it away from us long enough for us to repair the underwater lines.

boneprone · 02-08-2002, 08:17 PM

A Real Letter From The Congo!
Got it today!

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU
SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC
OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER,
THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT
CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.

I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS
THEOPHILUS AND BASHER OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF
CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D?IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY
AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN
MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER
DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO
CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER

FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW

HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE
ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER
EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S
TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE

MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO
STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER,
LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON
TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S
CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE
FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY
IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND

CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM THIRTY MILLION
UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$30,000,000,00.) WITH A
SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE
SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM
KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO
INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY
RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF.ACKNOWLEDGE THIS
MESSAGE, SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON
WHO HAS THE OUT MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF
THE SAID FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS
MONEY, BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I
WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN
MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE
AND
NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT
EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH
THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY
THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN
CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL
PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU
WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND
ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION
FOR YOUR SERVICES.

FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE.

BEST REGARDS,

MRS M. SESE SEKO

Mr Docter · 02-09-2002, 12:38 AM

You have a return address on the letter Bone?? I need to get in on that SECURITY CODED money for myself.. Dosent hurt to ask eh??

Do all Congo Royality write in all Cap Letters??

boneprone · 02-09-2002, 02:08 AM

yes i believe so!!
Ad i already wrote them.

They specifically asked for me, by my real name.

Its strange.

Mr Docter · 02-09-2002, 02:26 AM

I think its all a plot to take over the BoneProne Family and all of its assets..

Everyone watch what you say... I think they are the monitoring board..

Or maybe the whole time thier son that you are soposed to help is gay and he found you sexy and well suited to be is Love Slave in the States... 30,000,000 Sounds like enough to me if that were true... heh..

boneprone · 02-09-2002, 02:28 AM

HOLY SHIT THEY WROTE BACK!!!

Dear sir,

I am Theophilus Nzanga Mobutu Sese-seko and I will be
the one to facilitate the transaction on behalf of my
family. My mother has forwarded the email she recieved
from you to me in other that we can liase together and
conclude the transaction at hand. Our ultimate goal is
to invest the money in real estate business that is
why we contacted you in the first place.

We are political refugees from Zaire now (Democratic
Republic of Congo). Since the demise of President
Mobutu sucessive governments of my coountry have
maintained a steady policy of clampdown on his fortune
and his legacy that is the reason why we want to
invest this money with somebody neutral.

My mother deposited the money in a consignment with a
security company in Amsterdam, Holland and the
government of my country is unaware of this money, if
not they would have confiscated it. hence you see the
reason why confidentiality is necessary in ensuring a
smooth completion of this transaction. Furtherance to
this we seek your assistance to travel down to
Amsterdam and take ownership of the consignment
containing the money, open an account in Amsterdam
lodge the funds in and subsequently transfer in bits
to your valid account in your country of abode.

How do we plan to achieve this?

My perfect modalities to ensure a risk and hitch free
duration of this deal are as follows.

1. You will have to send me the first three pages of
your international passport (scan and send via email)
as a guarantee that the money will be safe with you
and at the same time as collateral considering the
huge amount of money we intend to leave in your care
for further for investment.

2. After I receive the first three pages of your
international passport from you, I will contact a
Lawyer to draft a Power of Attorney, changing the
beneficiary name to your name. And I will send you a
copy which you will sign and send back to me. I will
turn send it to the Security Company in Amsterdam,
notifying them in the changes of beneficiary from
mother's to yours.

3. The security company in Amsterdam will now take
care of all the paper work down there and in due
course I will furnish you with their contact number.
So that you can book an appointment with the Security
Company on when you are to arrive Amsterdam.

4. We have agreed to give you 20% of the total money
as your commission for your assistance and
cooperation. I await your prompt response to my mail,
as we have to commence immediately, as you are aware
time is of equal importance as confidentiality in this
transaction. Also feel free to call me on my
confidential telephone number 011 234 1 7758395.

Regards,
Theophilus Nzanga Mobutu Sese Seko

boneprone · 02-09-2002, 02:29 AM

WTF?
Are one of you guys fucking with me??

If so this is damn good!

boneprone · 02-09-2002, 03:08 AM

WTF.. Is this some terrorist shit?

Mr Docter · 02-09-2002, 03:11 AM

I dont know man.. At least he dident use all Caps like his mom though..

They want to invest in real estate?? Shit.. Just tell em to put it all into the BoneProne and Jesus Dialer stock.. Best bet if they want to make some good cash back....

nigell · 02-09-2002, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
HDTV?
Wait till you see the Video!!
Almost there!
5 more minutes!

I'd like to know what that Kalahari Bushman who fucked with the camera was doing so far from home

nigell

boneprone · 02-09-2002, 12:21 PM

Ok, I replied back again asking if this was for real, and told them Id like to help but sounds like a scam. This is what they wrote this morning:

Dear sir,

Call me and then i will be able to let you know that
we are for real.

Regards,
Theophilus Nzanga

boneprone · 02-09-2002, 12:22 PM

could someone call and check this out?

Tell em you got the emial. Record it and let us hear what happened.

=^..^= · 02-09-2002, 12:48 PM

Well as I I am Vice Consul to the Solomon Islands and have good contacts in all things dimplomatic - I took it upon myself to further negotiations with MRS Seko and Mr Nzanga

I had some of my associates look into their story and so far it all seems to pan out.

There will be no need for you to suply a passport as previously requested as I have stood good for you on this one - so They are moving straight to step 2 and the lawyers are preparing up all the necessary papers for you now.

Boneprone, If you wanna hit me up on iCQ I'll gladly get you a copy of the tapes I made

___

Boneprone Family Diplomat

Nyght · 02-09-2002, 04:20 PM

Hey Exxxotica,

I am the guy in the eye patch and to answer your question no.

Oh and btw you can Go Fuck Yourself!

boneprone · 02-09-2002, 06:55 PM

kitty are you serious?

Rasalon · 02-09-2002, 09:00 PM

Aaron,

I'm sure glad that you and Bone got the jesus dialer fixed. After all that I did to help you I expected more than to wake up the next morning and find that you you guys had taken all my equipment, my return ticket and left me for lion bait.

Its taken me three days to get back a village with a phone and soon as Amex gets me my new card I'm buying another ticket out of this hell hole and coming after you guys.

But before I leave I'm cutting that fucking jesus dialer line into so many little pieces that you'll be able to use it to splint up that that wimpy finger of yours when you come back for the sequel.

You better oil up that mp5 of yours and keep looking over your shoulder man.

Rasalon

The unseen member of the congo line

BTW, Who did you bring back with my ticket the short fat one that was chasing you or did Bone bring back that slinky lioness that he was oogling when we had our last meal at todia.

Exxxotica · 02-09-2002, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nyght
Hey Exxxotica,

I am the guy in the eye patch and to answer your question no.

Oh and btw you can Go Fuck Yourself!

Sorry, didnt mean any disrespect. If im ever up in Portland, Ill buy you a drink. Just be sure to keep an eye out for me.

02-07-2002, 03:18 AM	#52
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Well, Post them already. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

02-07-2002, 03:45 AM	#54
VIP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 360	Wanna see our trip when we connected Canada with Holland? __________________ E-Mail or ICQ: 99786213

02-07-2002, 03:46 AM	#55
VIP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 360	It was a deep sea operation... __________________ E-Mail or ICQ: 99786213

02-07-2002, 04:33 AM	#56
h0st Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,216	downloading it... 30% done... You could win Oscar with this one __________________ Did you say Pimp My Sexlife?

02-07-2002, 06:16 AM	#61
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	more pics when I wake up. Time for sleep. I have a Congo-in virus. Im very sleepy. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-07-2002, 01:44 AM	#51
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	More pics in a bit..

02-07-2002, 03:33 AM	#53
MR.SERIES Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 43	For those hardcover fans the Bone Prone Family has a limited addition box set of the trip to Congo... If interested please make out check or money order for $100.05 and send it to... Bone Prone Family in Congo P.O. Box 10101 Chicago IL. 60630 Please no c.o.d's and no Ibill!!

02-07-2002, 04:33 AM	#57
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	We wan't to see the good's already.. We can Talk about National Geographic stuff later..

02-07-2002, 04:34 AM	#58
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	agreed

02-07-2002, 05:36 AM	#59
SR Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,239	Some funy shit you guys made there

02-07-2002, 05:40 AM	#60
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	whats funny about this. Niteline is out of bussiness, we lost 7 lives, and this is comicial to you?

02-07-2002, 06:53 AM	#64
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	i heard the congo virus is worse than having crabs....you should take a look at it

02-07-2002, 09:34 AM	#65
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	So where are they?

02-07-2002, 10:11 AM	#67
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	BONEPRONE-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. I got 3 hours sleep .I'm sure I'm gonna crash and burn soon..

02-07-2002, 10:15 AM	#68
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	ROFL, that's too fucking funny. It sounds like you've had a great time fixing the lines. Talk about a sponsor that really cares and gets the job done when there's problems. If only IBill had the same urgency with their problems. Maybe the Boneprone Family should take on their problem next, he he he. My Jesus Dialer minutes are soaring up to godly levels once again, THANKS ! Last edited by Slick; 02-07-2002 at 10:17 AM..

02-07-2002, 10:45 AM	#69
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Hmmm, Not a bad idea. Perhaps we should start contracting our services out to companies in need. I am not sure that iBill can afford us though.

02-07-2002, 11:08 AM	#70
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	I just downloaded the full video...too fucking funny!

02-07-2002, 02:29 PM	#71
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	shit i josy woke up too. Aaron lets release some more pics! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-07-2002, 02:34 PM	#72
RaGe Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,158	That was hilarious.. nice job guys

02-07-2002, 02:47 PM	#73
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	i download the rest of the movie,i cant wait to see it,it's gonna take a lot of time in my dialup but it worths like hell more pics!!

02-07-2002, 02:50 PM	#74
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	I'm starting to think there are no new photos. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

02-07-2002, 04:56 PM	#75
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	yo aaron. Ya have more pics? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-07-2002, 05:12 PM	#76
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Do I need JesusPlugIn 1.3 to view the video in my Media Slayer ?

02-07-2002, 05:23 PM	#77
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Haa! Yes! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-07-2002, 05:32 PM	#78
Marken Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 38	lol =) __________________ Make money

02-07-2002, 05:48 PM	#79
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Who is the guy with the Eye patch? Is he a Butt Pirate?

02-07-2002, 05:50 PM	#81
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	thats dank __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-07-2002, 06:33 PM	#82
totalyfreesex Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 30	What is the url to the Jesus dialer ? I will have a look

02-07-2002, 09:02 PM	#83
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	u dont know? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-07-2002, 09:13 PM	#84
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	DAMN! I almost forgot about the hippo attack! This thing was pissed but Pirate Nyght lured it away from us long enough for us to repair the underwater lines.

02-08-2002, 08:17 PM	#85
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	A Real Letter From The Congo! Got it today! DEAR FRIEND, I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION. I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS THEOPHILUS AND BASHER OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D?IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER, LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$30,000,000,00.) WITH A SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF.ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE, SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON WHO HAS THE OUT MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY, BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION FOR YOUR SERVICES. FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE. BEST REGARDS, MRS M. SESE SEKO __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-09-2002, 12:38 AM	#86
Mr Docter Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 148	You have a return address on the letter Bone?? I need to get in on that SECURITY CODED money for myself.. Dosent hurt to ask eh?? Do all Congo Royality write in all Cap Letters??

02-09-2002, 02:08 AM	#87
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	yes i believe so!! Ad i already wrote them. They specifically asked for me, by my real name. Its strange. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

02-09-2002, 02:26 AM	#88
Mr Docter Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 148	I think its all a plot to take over the BoneProne Family and all of its assets.. Everyone watch what you say... I think they are the monitoring board.. Or maybe the whole time thier son that you are soposed to help is gay and he found you sexy and well suited to be is Love Slave in the States... 30,000,000 Sounds like enough to me if that were true... heh..

02-09-2002, 02:28 AM	#89
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	HOLY SHIT THEY WROTE BACK!!! Dear sir, I am Theophilus Nzanga Mobutu Sese-seko and I will be the one to facilitate the transaction on behalf of my family. My mother has forwarded the email she recieved from you to me in other that we can liase together and conclude the transaction at hand. Our ultimate goal is to invest the money in real estate business that is why we contacted you in the first place. We are political refugees from Zaire now (Democratic Republic of Congo). Since the demise of President Mobutu sucessive governments of my coountry have maintained a steady policy of clampdown on his fortune and his legacy that is the reason why we want to invest this money with somebody neutral. My mother deposited the money in a consignment with a security company in Amsterdam, Holland and the government of my country is unaware of this money, if not they would have confiscated it. hence you see the reason why confidentiality is necessary in ensuring a smooth completion of this transaction. Furtherance to this we seek your assistance to travel down to Amsterdam and take ownership of the consignment containing the money, open an account in Amsterdam lodge the funds in and subsequently transfer in bits to your valid account in your country of abode. How do we plan to achieve this? My perfect modalities to ensure a risk and hitch free duration of this deal are as follows. 1. You will have to send me the first three pages of your international passport (scan and send via email) as a guarantee that the money will be safe with you and at the same time as collateral considering the huge amount of money we intend to leave in your care for further for investment. 2. After I receive the first three pages of your international passport from you, I will contact a Lawyer to draft a Power of Attorney, changing the beneficiary name to your name. And I will send you a copy which you will sign and send back to me. I will turn send it to the Security Company in Amsterdam, notifying them in the changes of beneficiary from mother's to yours. 3. The security company in Amsterdam will now take care of all the paper work down there and in due course I will furnish you with their contact number. So that you can book an appointment with the Security Company on when you are to arrive Amsterdam. 4. We have agreed to give you 20% of the total money as your commission for your assistance and cooperation. I await your prompt response to my mail, as we have to commence immediately, as you are aware time is of equal importance as confidentiality in this transaction. Also feel free to call me on my confidential telephone number 011 234 1 7758395. Regards, Theophilus Nzanga Mobutu Sese Seko