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WarChild · 11-17-2006, 09:56 PM

50 maids a stealin'

Webby · 11-17-2006, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Video tape it and get her thrown in jail ..you would enjoy that

They don't know any better Spunky

It's really petty stuff overall and sure not worth seeing a person in jail over it.

marumari · 11-17-2006, 10:03 PM

if i could get a french maid, i wouldn't mind if she stole stuff.

WarChild · 11-17-2006, 10:04 PM

I think I'll bring one of the Rottweilers inside on a leash. He's very, very friendly, but he is 140 pounds and she's scared to death of the way he looks. I'll tell her that him and I are looking for people that steal his food and has she noticed anyone shady around the pantry?

Spunky · 11-17-2006, 10:05 PM

Release the hounds .. a few nips and she will smarten up

WarChild · 11-17-2006, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Release the hounds .. a few nips and she will smarten up

The hounds see her three times a week and are more likely to knock her over in a lick attack than nip at anything. Then again, she doesn't know that.

Webby · 11-17-2006, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

I think I'll bring one of the Rottweilers inside on a leash. He's very, very friendly, but he is 140 pounds and she's scared to death of the way he looks. I'll tell her that him and I are looking for people that steal his food and has she noticed anyone shady around the pantry?

She might take the hint WarChild

We don't bother if they munch their way thru the food - as long as they leave some for everyone else. Got one girl who will not stop stuffing chocolate down her throat - gotta keep hiding it from her, but it's more a standing joke than an issue of "stealing".

theshooter · 11-17-2006, 10:25 PM

Fly me down there and I'll take care of her.

everestcash · 11-17-2006, 10:28 PM

unfortunately if a person can steal that's already too bad no matter what exactly it was. i know, it sounds stupid to fire smb cos of oatmeal but next time she will take smth more valuable. and you usually it takes some time before you notice the loss

Agent 488 · 11-17-2006, 10:29 PM

oatmeal -

big whoop de fucking do.

if you're that concerned about it - tell her not to eat your oatmeal!!

gandalfuy · 11-17-2006, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Video tape it and get her thrown in jail ..you would enjoy that

not bad at all...

shekinah · 11-17-2006, 11:01 PM

Go tell her what's on your mind.. don't be shy.

Drake · 11-17-2006, 11:02 PM

Throw her into a giant lukeworm pot of oatmeal and milk. Then oatmeal wrestle her.

beemk · 11-17-2006, 11:09 PM

hire a new maid, and break this maids hand in front of the new maid before you confront her and fire her. then your new maid wont steal.

BitAudioVideo · 11-18-2006, 12:17 AM

most importantly, is she getting all the good flavors out of the variety pack? i hate it when that happens with my carnation instant breakfast!

if she cleans like nobodys business maybe you want to keep her around, find a way to work it out... bust her.. then buy her a cheapass bag of dogfood cause her mutts dont need the good stuff..

if she is just an average maid.. kick her to the curb.. put 100 fake cameras around the house... hire a new maid and point out all the cameras..

fibble · 11-18-2006, 12:33 AM

try talking to her explaining the problem just clear things up to her, maybe she is thinking that the food there are free to eat. i know she would understand that

fuzebox · 11-18-2006, 12:37 AM

I had a maid steal a $20 out of my desk drawer, that pissed me off, I never confronted her but when she came back the next week I told her my place was clean enough and I'd call her when I need her. Now I have to watch every fucking one and keep an eye on em for the day, it's just as productive as me cleaning my place myself.

fuzebox · 11-18-2006, 12:39 AM

I had a maid steal a $20 out of my desk drawer, that pissed me off, I never confronted her but when she came back the next week I told her my place was clean enough and I'd call her when I need her. Now I have to watch every fucking one and keep an eye on em for the day, it's just as productive as me cleaning my place myself.

leftybogs · 11-18-2006, 12:41 AM

oh come on!! just talk to her men...

fuzebox · 11-18-2006, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby

She might take the hint WarChild

We don't bother if they munch their way thru the food - as long as they leave some for everyone else. Got one girl who will not stop stuffing chocolate down her throat - gotta keep hiding it from her, but it's more a standing joke than an issue of "stealing".

Webby can you ICQ me when you have a chance? I have a question

Vitasoy · 11-18-2006, 02:22 AM

Set up a few hidden cams, she's probably steal other stuff

Paul · 11-19-2006, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy

Set up a few hidden cams, she's probably steal other stuff

I'd do this too, then hit the record button every time the maid arrives to record her activities. Sure it'll cost you a bit to set this up but think of the benefits, even if you decide to dispose of the services of this maid you'll have a setup in place so you know for sure if you can trust the next maid.

You may find this suggestion a bit extreme but personally if I was going to allow a stranger into my home I'd want to know exactly what they where doing in my home i.e their job and nothing more. Plus not only will you find out if you can trust the next maid but you'll also have video evidence if anything important is stolen from you.

Kimo · 11-19-2006, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

do a search and find out what DirtyWhiteBoy did to a maid that was stealing from him

i remember that

bobby666 · 11-19-2006, 11:21 AM

i would fuck her in the ass

NemesiS876 · 11-19-2006, 11:22 AM

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Z · 11-19-2006, 11:24 AM

Put a camera in the kitchen...once you've got it on tape, sit her down and show it to her. Wait to see what she says.

VicD · 11-19-2006, 11:26 AM

Tell her that if she's stealing one more time you're gonna fuck her in the ass

WarChild · 11-19-2006, 11:35 AM

At this point I think it's important to point out that my maid is middle to late middle aged Woman, overweight and not all that attractive. Any sexual "punishment" would be worse for me.

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11-17-2006, 10:04 PM	#54
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	I think I'll bring one of the Rottweilers inside on a leash. He's very, very friendly, but he is 140 pounds and she's scared to death of the way he looks. I'll tell her that him and I are looking for people that steal his food and has she noticed anyone shady around the pantry? __________________ .

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11-19-2006, 11:35 AM	#78
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	At this point I think it's important to point out that my maid is middle to late middle aged Woman, overweight and not all that attractive. Any sexual "punishment" would be worse for me. __________________ .