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11-16-2006, 11:59 AM
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The UPS Man Is An Incredibly Fast Runner
My UPS man is a fast motherfucker.
I guess I forgot to latch the front door all the way when I came in today and I heard a knock on the door and the dogs went running. When I got downstairs, the door was wide open and the dogs had started to run out. As soon as I got out the door, the UPS man was already in his truck, putting it in gear to get the hell out of there! My Bullmastiff: 
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haha thats fucking hilarious
i b et they are used to running from dogs
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11-16-2006, 09:02 PM
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haha.. bet hes not delivering your packages next time ;
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11-16-2006, 09:04 PM
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I need a beer
 
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They must have a lot of practice..like mailmen
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11-16-2006, 09:04 PM
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heh this thread made me laugh
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11-16-2006, 11:27 PM
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lol, must be a fast runner!
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11-16-2006, 11:30 PM
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hahaha, funniest read of the day for me.
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11-16-2006, 11:31 PM
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dogs have thin skulls. you should be happy he didn't crack your dog with a baton, would've been easier than running to the truck. buy a cat if you cant keep an eye on your dog.
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11-16-2006, 11:34 PM
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They'll eat pepper spray like it was candy. So they have to run.
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11-16-2006, 11:50 PM
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working on my tan
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11-16-2006, 11:55 PM
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BACON BACON BACON
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11-17-2006, 02:44 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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That cause they're well trained ;)
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11-17-2006, 03:50 AM
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Lmao… nice. Though most of the mailmen I know (they are black) are terribly afraid of almost any dog. One particular one is terrified of my little chihuahuas… all they are is bark but shit the guy won’t stick around for more than a few seconds.
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Besides, she stopped and sat down as soon as I told her to.
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11-17-2006, 08:46 AM
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hilarious.... hahaha
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11-17-2006, 08:51 AM
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I despise people who own dogs because they lack the courage to bite people themselves.
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11-17-2006, 09:15 AM
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i wouldnt expect to ever get packages delivered again from ups if i was you
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