The UPS Man Is An Incredibly Fast Runner

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  • schneemann
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2006
    • 749
    #1

    The UPS Man Is An Incredibly Fast Runner

    My UPS man is a fast motherfucker.

    I guess I forgot to latch the front door all the way when I came in today and I heard a knock on the door and the dogs went running.

    When I got downstairs, the door was wide open and the dogs had started to run out. As soon as I got out the door, the UPS man was already in his truck, putting it in gear to get the hell out of there!


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    • Kimo
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      • Jan 2006
      • 11542
      #2
      haha thats fucking hilarious

      i b et they are used to running from dogs
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        • gecko
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          • Jun 2002
          • 21846
          #3
          haha.. bet hes not delivering your packages next time ;
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              They must have a lot of practice..like mailmen

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                • MaddCaz
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 9483
                  #5
                  heh this thread made me laugh

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                    • marketsmart
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 20419
                      #6
                      lol, must be a fast runner!

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                        • Nookster
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                          • Nov 2005
                          • 3744
                          #7
                          hahaha, funniest read of the day for me.
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                            • porn blogger
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                              • Aug 2006
                              • 737
                              #8
                              dogs have thin skulls. you should be happy he didn't crack your dog with a baton, would've been easier than running to the truck. buy a cat if you cant keep an eye on your dog.
                              heeeeyyyyy now!

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                                • BusterBunny
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                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 19291
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by gecko
                                  haha.. bet hes not delivering your packages next time ;
                                  he will smash them all up like ace ventura pet detective
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                                    • BIGTYMER
                                      Junior Achiever
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 17066
                                      #10
                                      They'll eat pepper spray like it was candy. So they have to run.

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                                        • L-Pink
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                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 39151
                                          #11

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                                            • Phoenix
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                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 35475
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by L-Pink
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                                                • Vitasoy
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                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 58202
                                                  #13
                                                  That cause they're well trained ;)


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                                                    • notabook
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                      • 9748
                                                      #14
                                                      Lmao… nice. Though most of the mailmen I know (they are black) are terribly afraid of almost any dog. One particular one is terrified of my little chihuahuas… all they are is bark but shit the guy won’t stick around for more than a few seconds.

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                                                        • schneemann
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                          • 749
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by porn blogger
                                                          dogs have thin skulls. you should be happy he didn't crack your dog with a baton, would've been easier than running to the truck. buy a cat if you cant keep an eye on your dog.
                                                          My UPS guy knows how many guns I have in my house. He wouldn't be dumb enough to touch my dog.

                                                          Besides, she stopped and sat down as soon as I told her to.
                                                          Deranged World

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                                                            • NinjaSteve
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 11089
                                                              #16
                                                              hilarious.... hahaha
                                                              ...

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                                                                • Babaganoosh
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                                                                  • Nov 2001
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  I despise people who own dogs because they lack the courage to bite people themselves.
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                                                                    • Nubiles
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                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                      • 1496
                                                                      #18
                                                                      i wouldnt expect to ever get packages delivered again from ups if i was you
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