My UPS man is a fast motherfucker.
I guess I forgot to latch the front door all the way when I came in today and I heard a knock on the door and the dogs went running.
When I got downstairs, the door was wide open and the dogs had started to run out. As soon as I got out the door, the UPS man was already in his truck, putting it in gear to get the hell out of there!
My Bullmastiff:
