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11-08-2006, 09:07 AM
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What makes 100%
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% and, look how far @ss kissing will take you: A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullsh!t and @ss Kissing will put you up and over the top!
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11-08-2006, 09:21 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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got that in a mail a few month ago...
i have it printed on my office door....
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11-08-2006, 09:23 AM
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Crazy Aussie Bastard
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Does 236% percent then involve a strap-on ?
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11-08-2006, 09:29 AM
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11-08-2006, 09:33 AM
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Do Fun Shit.
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I love that...
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11-08-2006, 10:43 AM
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that's good.
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11-08-2006, 10:44 AM
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President of Canada
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If you give 100% doesn't that mean you have nothing left?
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11-08-2006, 11:39 AM
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I am giving 120%
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11-08-2006, 11:44 AM
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2hp
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11-08-2006, 11:48 AM
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103% sounds good to me!! lol
cheers tony |
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