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Lara Dymond Roxx 11-08-2006 09:07 AM

What makes 100%
 
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


and, look how far @ss kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:


While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
there, Bullsh!t and @ss Kissing will put you up and over the top!

fris 11-08-2006 09:13 AM

always give 219%

martinsc 11-08-2006 09:21 AM

got that in a mail a few month ago...
i have it printed on my office door....

CuriousToyBoy 11-08-2006 09:23 AM

Does 236% percent then involve a strap-on ?

;-)

Lara Dymond Roxx 11-08-2006 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy (Post 11271024)
Does 236% percent then involve a strap-on ?

;-)

Well it just might.Do the calculation.Personnally I am not so good at maths.

munki 11-08-2006 09:33 AM

I love that...

Lara Dymond Roxx 11-08-2006 10:43 AM

that's good.

Dagwolf 11-08-2006 10:44 AM

If you give 100% doesn't that mean you have nothing left?

4Man 11-08-2006 11:39 AM

I am giving 120%

2HousePlague 11-08-2006 11:44 AM

http://www.pacificroadrunners.ca/fir...05/photo29.jpg

Do half the job in a quarter the time for twice the pay -- :winkwink:


2hp

juve20 11-08-2006 11:48 AM

103% sounds good to me!! lol

cheers
tony


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